You wake up one morning only to realize you have MAGICALLY TURNED BLACK. What do you do?

is the change permanent?

Fpbp

see Also be KANGZ

Well now my chances of dating black women successfully are lower.... probably just fuck white roasties and do drugs

>Lose all hope of a happy life
>an hero

apply for a job at literally any of the large tech companies.

>not applying for welfare

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>:as a black man: intensifies

more free money > less free money

Look in the mirror and call myself a nigger...

crack

say sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit

fuck fertile white women and bless them with a dark baby.

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Rob a liquor store and sue the police for brutality when they put the cuffs on too tight.

Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do

Get reparaashuns

I start a youtube channel and develop a reputation as le based black man and get sweet patreonbux

Britain/America were fighting the wrong enemy.

>Get shot
>hope death incites a chimp out

commit a shitload of crime

this

Send a job application to blacked.com

I do whatever the officer says, slowly.

become uncle ruckus

make a youtube video publicly apologizing on behalf of all blacks to whites for being such a burden and curse on civilized Western society

Hold up a store

Gettin back at whitey.

call everyone a nigger

Explain why nationalism is a good thing, and if someone disagrees, call them racist.

Hey Nazis, this a warning.

I'm part of a powerful Marxist group. We are watching you ALL. We can find out who any of you are, we can trace your posts OH AND WE WILL FIND YOU!

I suggest you guys change your bigoted ways or else everyone you know will find out who you guys really are.

First and only warning Nazis.

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go collect my gibs

Enjoy my impunity to criticism

Yeah you're fuckin gay.

Sign a contract with the Golden State Warriors.

get that money. gang bang. abuse welfare etc.
what else could you do?

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Ask them to redo my 23andme test.

fuck as many blonde women as possible with my BBC (unprotected, of course) and ignoring any possible consequences. all I'd have to do is guilt trip them about being racist (like that one African guy who gave AIDS to 16 women in Iceland) if they say no, but according to memes, the simply can't resist my BBC.

Get dumped by the gf

>What do you do?
would instantly get my gibs from the government. I would larp as Syrian refugee and get at least 10 identities (10 times refugee gibs). I would move to a big city and rape random women and if they caught me I would drop 1 identity and they will never find me again after releasing me on bail.
If my IQ doesn't sink from 127 to 85 I would start a gang and slowly I would become the boss of the city. Then I would rape and loot until the end of my life with the hope that I can witness a meteor destroying this shitty planet.

I knew you were a Polish cuck
Go protest

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first I would conduct a sing along of the entire NWA discography with all my bros, handing out N-word passes every song. Then, I would use affirmative action to secure a seat at a prestigious university (as a 110 IQ black man I would be a diversity quota unicorn). Finally, I would use my black privilege to mend the racial enmities of the United States by pointing out that easily 40% of its problems are caused by its relationship to Israel.

Would also definitely use my status as a based black man to infiltrate Turning Points USA only to flip when I get a sizable audience and start telling people that capitalism is gay and evangelical zionists are responsible for all the world's wars.

>Brazil
>turning black
>change
lol

**flicks off lightswitch, closes eyes**

"You can't see me! You can't see me!"
Hee hee hee

Based autists

I'd put out job applications and get hired into upper management as part of the diversity quota. Plus I'd enroll in free postgrad school with diversity scholarships. Then I'd get a bunch of diversity loans to buy real estate.

All other answers are wrong.

Become an advocate for Anglo reparations movement.

BASED BRUVA

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Go outside to see if I can shoot a basketball

God damnit that webm happened 10min from my house Long Island really is turning into a shit hole.

Suicide

demand reparations

shiettt where is muh gib

finally lose my virginity

you are already black enough to demand them.
Outside of Jow Forums you probably won't ever find someone that can tell the race by the phenotype.
just say that you are a halfling and thats why you are somewhat whiter than the typical negro.

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You’ll bring on the first wave of the civil war - doxxings and assassinations.

Have sex

I look in the mirror and say “sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiit.”

Send myself back to Africa where I belong.
Find out I have the highest IQ in Africa.
Take over the place.
????
Profit!

>1 fed by this nigger
another glowing fed thread fucking hell this board is fucked

But i'm already BLACK

This. Also

>TURNED BLACK. What do you do?
There is only one right answer... C omit suicide for the good of mankind.

Fuck Asian girls

start shouting for Reparations sweet free money and go and fuck a white girl take pics and post here to wind idiots up

I'd be fucking rich.

Get gibs, government do-nothing job, make friends with self-hating white liberals to take advantage of them.

Become a rapper

Stay inside like a leper until I’m white again.

>Jow Forums becomes black and decides to start rapping
youtu.be/pAaXzHJhA18

>You wake up one morning only to realize you have MAGICALLY TURNED BLACK. What do you do?
Name the Jew on live TV.

The same thing I do every day:
Say the N-word.

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Asians unironically hate niggers.

would go outside and play basketball

Go out and shoot black people

thank God for the ubiquitousness of cellphones with cameras
we get to see the truth on the ground

Lynch myself

Saved and shared on reddit

Cry and whine for more gibs.

I would go shoplifting.