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I have been marooned on Thompson island. current coords: -54°32'59.99" S 5°49'59.99" E
Running low on food. Now, there are only adélie penguins to eat.
Had to boost my signal to get this message to the repeater and colleague on Bouvetoya. Send help fast.
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MESSAGE SENT AT 2019-06-23T02:17:53+00:00
OP is a faggot.
Did you send this via VHS?
i've alerted the authorities. they're on their way. just sit tight.
Why wouldn’t you contact someone who can actually help?
do your job fed
Roger that. Sending our best pilot, Amelia Earhart. See you soon.
bumping for action
Enjoy drinking piss until you die of dehydration.
t. Jow Forums
yeah his camera somehow added a 90's vcr filter to the digital photo because he had bad reception
can you fuck the penguins?
I contacted Bear Grylls and Tom Hanks
They're on their way.
Hang in there!
an adélie penguin just flew over my house
its amaizin wat those new cameras can doo
>-54°32'59.99" S
Also known as 54°32'59.99" N you redundant faggot.
Fuck, I wish I was a fed.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
>i've alerted the authorities
Don't tease him like that.
Aaahh
>finally left the clown world for comfy island of solitude
>asks for help to get back to "the civilized world" because the food is bad
fucking normies man
you wanna become one?
Try to do a Naked and Afraid episode
I remember this thread, I assume it was mods fucking around
This larp again?Fuck you
If he uploaded the photo on a weak signal being boosted the image could be distorted as uploading the data (especially with modern mobile cameras shooting at higher resolution thus larger files) it would be akin to uploading a massive file on dial up. Images are uploaded by line horizontally from top to bottom pixel by pixel. You could hypothetically view this image and see the distortions visually representing minor disruptions within a lengthy upload. However OP should provide more information if his life is in danger. Who are you , and why are you where you are? The vessel you were aboard and where it departed from
>meme flag
really poorly done larp you got here op. The least you could have done is used a VPN to spoof your flag.
Ordered u a pizza OP
It was posted under bouvet island flag last year, then some other random replied about sending help
>Images are uploaded by line horizontally from top to bottom pixel by pixel.
you try to sound interesting but are talking bullshit. jpg and png has no bitmap