>Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one 'idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups. "I can see the cups on the table," said Diogenes, "but I can't see the 'cupness'".
>"That's because you have the eyes to see the cup," said Plato, "but", tapping his head with his forefinger, "you don't have the intellect with which to comprehend 'cupness'."
>Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it empty?" Plato nodded. "Where is the 'emptiness' which precedes this empty cup?" asked Diogenes. Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenes reached over and, tapping Plato's head with his finger, said "I think you will find here is the 'emptiness'
>A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
>One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
>It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
>The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
>The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
>The classroom erupted in cheers!
Henry Perry
This is what boomers post on facebook and its one of the more cringy things ive read in my life.
Evan Howard
Diogenes didn't actually say he was looking for "an honest man" He said he was looking for "a man" Like he got caught doing some shady shit
Dylan Rogers
Lol, so Diogenes agreed with Plato all along? Lel!
Kevin Moore
LOL I FARTED! LOL!
Isaac Rogers
>can't argue Diogenes low iq confirmed
Landon Peterson
Personally, I prefer the yo-mama's contest between Leibniz and Bayle.
Benjamin Davis
That cup's name? Adolf Hitler Einstein.
Evan Gray
Diogenes : destroyed
Joshua Flores
The Ancient Greeks ruined thought.
Samuel Reed
sauce? asking for a friend.
Michael Carter
>ONE WINTRY SUNDAY MORNING, my husband and I were luxuriating in our cozy bed. > "Let's get the Sunday paper and read it here!" I suggested. > He yawned lazily. "Okay," he responded. > "But which one of us is `Let's'?"
Liam Scott
see and then they all clapped.
Dominic Sanchez
>If i hadn't the responsibility of being Alexander i would be Diogenes It's for this that I know Diogenes as a great man, an exemplary individual.
Samuel Morales
daily reminder to all Jow Forumsacks that loves the edgy side of Diogenes that he also was a promoter of cosmopolitanism. You can't be a nationalist and love this cunt.
Jonathan Rogers
Plato was unironically the dumbest faggot of all philosophers. Wish I could go back in time and buy him as a slave so his cancerous ideas wouldn’t have spread like the plague. Imagine being able to sell a concept that can’t exist physically and can never be proven— fucker should have been a politician.
Caleb Baker
>"I think you will find here is the 'emptiness' not an argument
Xavier Walker
No one has responded to my point that Diogenes agreed with Plato. The concept of emptiness exists in Plato's head. >lol what an intellectual epic burn see how smart I am "Existence precedes essence" fags btfo.
checked he wasn’t really agreeing though. he was saying plato isn’t really saying anything and is wasting everyone’s time
Xavier Bennett
>Plato says concepts/forms/essence exists in our heads >Diogenes says "where is emptiness?" >Plato can't keep up with bantz >Diogenes points to the exact place where Plato says forms exist (you) - he wasn't really agreeing tho Seems like he was.
Charles Roberts
Remember that Plato also made a point of describing these perfect forms as something that the common man can never hope to perceive— that can only be done by the righteous philosopher kings that know good from wrong and can control all of society perfectly with his knowledge on these make-believe, unprovable concepts. It’s an interesting thought exercise. It’s also how you birth and promote communism for the next 10,000 years.
Jose Cox
I appreciate your honest input. You have not addressed that actual argument in itself. Taking away the context, the logos of what I have said is indisputable, unless you can tell me why I am wrong. Diogenes's bants was good, but he still agreed with Plato.
Leo Jenkins
I mean I see it as a blatant criticism on Diogenes’ part, as in they’re not agreeing. The conclusion may be the same in terms of concepts but it seems like Diogenes’s point is that Plato isn’t really saying anything. Like no shit you know what a cup is because the concept of ‘cup’ exists But I don’t know much about the era
Gabriel Garcia
>The conclusion may be the same in terms of concepts >Plato isn’t really saying anything You must pick one, and only one.
Nathaniel Hall
Okay... Diogenese is saying that Plato doesn’t have a whole lot of brain. That’s not agreeing with Plato’s argument. You’re also mischaracterizing Plato’s realm of ideals. Just because concepts exist in our heads doesn’t mean there’s an alternate world that holds the perfect form of “cupness.” Being that you’re Plato’s “common man” also means that you can’t reach into this alternate world and describe to us what the perfect form of cupness is— only a philosopher king can do that. According to Plato.
Gavin Edwards
you can smell the "fart", but can you smell the "fartness"?
Easton Young
playing along does not necessarily mean you agree with someone.
Luke Williams
You can see the "Bruce", but can you see the "Bruceness"?
You are retarded. He was a true stoic absurdist. He made fun of the cosmopolitan sophists. He made fun of the hetaerae. He called out the pederast sophist tutors. He had nothing to lose and pulled no punches. He epitomized sincerity, fearlessness and disregard for appearances.
Lucas Sanchez
Diogenes can't see the cupness? Then tries to argue something he readily admits he doesn't understand. What an idiot .
Owen Miller
Diogenes is literally saying that the essence of emptiness exists in Plato's head under the veneer of a bantz of saying "lel you have no brain man." The fact that we can agree on the concept of emptiness to understand this epic bantz means that it exists in our brains, preceeding existence. Autisticaly speaking, emptiness = no life This is something that we have only experienced before our birth yet have no conscious recolletion of, yet we understand it.
Robert Cook
>intention is always relevant Not an art school fag are you?
Blake Gonzalez
numbers, archetypes, colors
Charles Young
You can experience emptiness by examining the nothingness all around you. If you think insulting someone proves their argument right, I don’t know what to tell you. Diogenese denies Plato’s unprovable “cupness,” insults him, and that means Plato’s won? Come on now. I can imagine a planet I’ve never seen before called Tantar vii, does that mean it was a perfect concept I experienced in the womb? Fuck off.
Hudson Adams
Diogenes is using the form of the argument of plato against him, proving plato's argument that there is only one original idea.
Carson Collins
>Diogenese denies Plato’s unprovable “cupness,” Wrong. Diogenese says he cannot see "cupness" while "seeing" - in the style of bantz - "emptiness" in Plato's head. >You can experience emptiness by examining the nothingness all around you >Nothingness >around >you Lel, please read what you write before posting
Cameron Perez
checked and lit post af
Colton Rogers
The fact that you're all even debating this makes you a retard, that was his point.
Hudson Carter
>posts in thread he is obviously above fucking rekt man, tight.
William Harris
>obviously above
Obviously not. *taps on forehead*
Carter Collins
You understand that you’re just reducing the argument so that you don’t have to address any of it don’t you? Cupness is not provable because you can’t see it or measure it. It exists only in the make-believe realm of forms. Emptiness, as you defined, is the absence of life, such as the space between your face and your computer. But you’ll just downplay it again and say something retarded like “no there’s actually air in that space! xd”
Evan Ward
Diogenes grabbing the chicken was the ancient equivalent of BTFO post that gets gigantic string of replies with reaction images.
Cooper Scott
>*taps on forehead* Nice. Glad we agree.
Blake Hill
Another fucken rekt post. Nice.
Gavin Long
Philosophy is a spook.
Tyler Morales
no he plucked a chicken and masturbated in public he was mentally ill
I am reducing the argument to logos because that is the whole point, aside from the dopamine released from pretty solid Grecian bantz that might as well be some made up academic bullshit but why the fuck would that matter >Emptiness, as you defined, is the absence of life, such as the space between your face and your computer So you agree that emptiness must be defined in relational/relative terms. Nice, glad we agree.
Lincoln Fisher
I clapped!
Lucas Martinez
apocryphal
Andrew Russell
>lets ask the shitskins
Gavin Hughes
Based and cup pilled.
Jose Johnson
I see an instantiation of Bruceness and can infer its existence from said instantiation.
William Morris
Another one of Allah's fine warriors proved God exists. Blessed be he
Jacob Long
>Diogenes is using the form of the argument of plato against him, proving plato's argument that there is only one original idea. Most coherent post in entire thread.
Jordan Powell
He also jerked off in public.
Fuckingbaste.
Cooper Rogers
And the very first post I made in response stated that you can’t prove a realm of perfect forms exists just because you and I have concepts in our heads. All you’re saying is that we can give meaning to what has no meaning, but you’re not proving that we can ascribe that meaning to a perfect realm of forms. It’s crazy that you live out your life relying on your five senses to guide you on your day-to-day, but you can just completely forget about all that when you hear Plato’s name because you just have to tongue his ass and play with an unprovable concept like this. Or are you secretly Plato’s prized philosopher king that knows anything and everything because you remember all the perfect forms from your time as a sperm?
Cameron Lopez
In this case Diogenes was correct, Plato's "essense of an object" and "abstract world of forms" are occult nonsense.
Wittgenstein stated "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent." which essentially means: hold your dick or you'll look like a dumb cunt.
There's no essense or perfect form of cupness, the cup is a solution to a problem caused by the geometry and curvature of spacetime, the local environment, and the properties of liquids, it's so specific to this context it's laughable and cupness itself is too slippery a fish to ever nail down.
>Oi cunt, fuck off out the way, you're blocking me rays > *Resumes masturbating furiously* Diogenes was the primal Aussie
Daniel Sanchez
How are we possibly able to argue about concepts that we can't prove to exist? Read because it cannot be more simplified or distilled that that. Also, learn to argue with less emotion unless you want to come across as a woman. >All you’re saying is that we can give meaning to what has no meaning Once you learn how to do this everything in your life will become so much more easy, including loss.
Elijah Roberts
not having abstract thought makes you merely an NPC, but denying the existence of abstract thought makes you a solid retard
you are clearly oblivious of the fact that one of communism's philosophical cornerstones is dialectic materialism, which is closer to your retarded ideas than to those of Plato
Xavier Miller
Plato's Idealism was put to rest once and for all when Schopenhauer BTFO'd Kant's Ding-an-sich.
Oliver Rivera
He was basically ancient reddit.
Cooper Sanders
>cupness doesn't exist >lel I'll use cupness in a joke to show how intelligent i am faggot who is also brainless
Brody Gomez
Because we give concepts meaning. It’s why we can argue ethics even though it’s not measurable. But Plato suggests that there’s a perfect form of ethics that gan only be grasped by a brave philosopher king, which is nothing more than sophistry. I’ll say it as many times as I need to: Just because concepts exist in our heads doesn’t mean that there is an alternate world that we pull those concepts from, and the perfect forms that Plato suggests exist for those concepts is bullshit and unprovable. >one of communism’s philosophical cornerstones is dialectic materialism We’re talking about Plato’s realm of forms that can only be grasped by the wise and righteous philosopher king that should rule over all of the less enlightened common folk. Read as ‘dictatorship.’
Cooper Moore
Plato and Diogenes were two opposites, tho Diogenes never really debunked his theory's as he did just make fun of them.
Owen Morgan
>Because we give concepts meaning What are concepts and what is meaning? How can we talk about these things unless we already know what they are?
Benjamin Phillips
Based.
Juan Sanchez
oh shit, that's based as fuck
Zachary Phillips
What are words? How can we talknif we dont know what words are? How can we think if we dont know what thought is? Philosophy is a spook.
Jaxon Wood
don't bring hegel into this
Easton Baker
tripnaughts
It is irrelevant as to whether Diogenes understands Plato's argument in this particular example, Diogenes may have even been aware of this, however his point was aimed at a different meta: does Plato's discussion on 'cupness' change anything tangible immediately? Does it bring Plato closer to the understanding of a cup in its relation to society at large? It's a very feminine mindset to argue from and not wholly without value, however, Diogenes was just looking for an argument, he didn't give Plato time to respond and probably didn't care to. That being said Diogenes and Plato were men nonetheless.
Stop being so retarded with that flag displayed cuckboy.
>muh perfect form be bad and sheiit all concepts ought to be perfect, because imperfections are a result of complexity and the per se goal of concepts is to overcome complexity and find generalities. this is how you got mathematics, arithmetic, geometry, physics, and everything else you cherish in the modern world
>muh philosopher king be bad and sheiit you do realize that in Plato's time the vast majority of people were illiterate and venerated wooden idols, right? even in our time of 100% literacy, only a small portion understands complex logos
Kevin James
Shit man that's really deep good thing I am not able to understand you because everything is so fucking relative and subjective (and that's totally not a universal claim man, cuz those don't exist, even though I am using a universal claim to argue against something I am unwittingly arguing for cuz I am epic smart) otherwise my world would be fuckin blown to shit man.
Kevin Lewis
>Obviously not. *taps on forehead* I'm in stitches
Aiden Stewart
>what are concepts? Abstract ideas. >what is meaning? Definitions we give words and ideas so that we can discuss them. Here’s the thing, we don’t have to play with words because all they are is a means to an end. I didn’t make up the definitions for any of the things we’re talking about. Im just using them to prove my point. If there is a philosopher king in this thread, he can reach into Plato’s realm of forms and give you the TRUE ESSENCE of concepts and meaning. What a joke. And where are you going to get those perfect concepts from? Are you the fabled philosopher king? Please describe to me the truest, purest form of ethics so that I can spread your gospel to the unenlightened. What a joke.
Parker Kelly
Oh man what a imageboard in my mind
Andrew Diaz
What are abstract ideas, and what are definitions and words man? Why do you keep reducing everything? This is pretty deep to be honest I don't know if i can keep up with your intellect. If there was only something I could use as a reference to understand these really complcated terms that I simply cannot see like the concept of "cupness" even though there doesn't seem to be a cup in front of me at this moment. "Emptiness" on the other hand though, I don't know man, that's a little too deep. I must not be a philosopher king after all.
Oliver Martinez
what is cupness but a basic item and shape we have a word for? There is no need in deconstructing it beyond that.
Thomas Rivera
Based boomer fairytale
Parker Cook
>overcome complexity given the near infinite bounds of every possible semantic concept there's no way to prove that every concept has a simple and perfect form or decomposes to them.
that idea doubleplusungood
>muh philosopher king be bad and sheiit who're going to be the philosopher kings then? the lit crit majors? the jews doing creepy sex shit on richard branson's island? some randos in flyover states? reddit? the royal we?
Sebastian Rivera
My god, are Americans this proud of being slaves to the Jewish people? Hahaha at least there's no merchants running things in my shithole!
Camden Brooks
>There is no need in deconstructing it beyond that. Unless it is for bantz right Diogenes?
Logan Jackson
You haven't stated how Plato is wrong abomutt cunt. Is the sun a bit too warm today?
Joseph Adams
are you capable of grasping the idea of a perfect sphere, despite the fact you won't find one en materia? this is a simple enough concept even for you to grasp, and obtain valuable deductions such as the Pi. more complex ideas require more intricate and trained minds, and can be achieved with proper intelligence and training. that should be a given, but you insist to insist on the absurd
Bentley Carter
Diogenes just called him stupid in a sugarcoated ancient way. He was a dirty vagrant degenerate, but he was a brilliant mind also.