NEW BEN GARRISON ('s wife) CARTOON, FUCKERS!

NEW BEN GARRISON ('s wife) CARTOON, FUCKERS!

I hate to say it but Millennials were an experimental generation. And the experiment failed miserably.

They were the first generation that didn’t get spanked or reprimanded for bad behavior. They got participation trophies for everything without earning them. They were raised to be selfish and self centered. They were raised entirely on tv, video games, cell phones, social media, and the internet instead of fresh air, outside sports and socialization. They were fed nothing but processed GMO modified food filled with glyphosphate, onions, and BPA’s.

Their entire education whether at home or high school or in college has been more of an indoctrination than an actual education in hard science, math, chemistry, engineering, history, and actual facts. Instead they are led to believe that pursuing a major in underwater transgendered basket weaving will somehow produce a career where they can actually make them money to pay their bills.

Their entire generation has been reduced and brainwashed to believe that all White men are toxic, rapists and misogynists. And they truly believe that they deserve everything provided to them by the government once their parents are done taking care of them. Women are raised on toxic feminism where instead of communicating with men, they automatically label everything they don’t like as harassment.

Worst of all, they have totally failed to grasp any concepts of patriotism, ethics, truth, honor or real sacrifice.

Millennials Like to Blame the Boomer for Their Problems. Gen X likes to blame the Millennials and Generation Z can not pry themselves off their smart phones and Snapchat to even acknowledge what day it is.

>the two guys in the foreground look just like Alex McNabb and Mike Enoch of TRS fame

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Is that a fucking monster can?

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Eeyup.

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Lolz
The boomer with the monstrr
Good good

Imagine how Ben must feel. He hates pol with a passion, and with reason too, yet it influences his wife.

>*CHHRACK*
>*ssssiip*

yup, quake was a pretty good game

He got Alex Mcnabb good with this one.

>He hates pol with a passion

uh yeah maybe back in like 2011, he's actually kind of warmed up to us a bit now and kind of "get's it", or at least he sort of understands we only picked on him because we like him.

Yeh it was, but Duke Nukem 3D was a lot better.

Still have my Duke poster from Computer Gaming World.

>siiiiiip

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It looks like a thin mike enoch arguing with alex mcnab and old sven. although sven should be wearing the slayer shirt.

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>Monster Ultra Zero
Approved.

My theory is that Alex spilled something on his shirt and had to borrow one of Sven's.

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I'm ashamed of other millennials. They are all so lazy.

Spoken like a true boomer.

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where's the original?

*siiiiiiiiip*
ahhhhhhhhh

>U.S. culture
>implying we havent been a vapid empire of evil since july 4 1776
cringe

There was a culture up until WW1

gen z finna get popcorn lung
skrrrrt skrrrrrt

What you see from Milennials to Gen Z to the next....
>Decreased sperm counts
>Decrease testosterone
>Increase in neurological disorders
>Increase in allergies

>Atonia
>Dyskinetics (note the supreme lack of coordination)
>Asexuality

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>plaid shirts
>ponytails
>cargo shorts
>sandals

I would rather shoot myself than wear any of that.

Your entire comment seems very strawman-y, but I want to know how are GMOs bad?

cuz this faggot, every Jew, and every I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! poseur all say they're great

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shut up zoomer it was cool 30 years ago

I spent my prime mating years in Quake World.

Hellish civilization can only be redeemed by chanting the Mahamantra. The good news is the easiest way for salvation is available: Harer nama, harer nama, harer nama eva kevalam, Kalau a nasteva, nasteva, nasteva, gatir anyataha. -Sri Chaitanya MahaPrabhu -500 years ago. Translation: In Kali Yuga(the age of quarrel, hypocrisy and irreligion) there is no other way, there is no other way, there is no other way to gain spiritual emancepation but to chant the holy names, chant the holy names, chant the holy names of the Lord. Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. Translation: Oh energy of the Lord Krishna, Please engage me in Your devotional service. Hari Bol!

Eat a hamburger.

DAY OF THE PILLOW WHEN

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I was going to rebut this, point to a time when we were a substantive empire of evil, but then I remembered the empty moralizing of the Declaration, and how that sort of "rights of man" nonsense has come to dominate political rhetoric. Damn it.

heh

Fuck plaid shirts.
Fuck ponytails.
Fuck shorts.
Sandals are ok, but you need to choose the right ones.

t. gen-y

Not enough labels. This isn't a real garrison cartoon

Where does this myth that millenials weren't spanked as children?

I was spanked till I was probably 8 years old for bad behavior and I was born in '94

Faggot was only spanked until he was 8. I was spanked until I had enough balls to tell my father no and then we threw a couple of punches at each other and he knocked me out. I was ~17 when that happened. After that things changed, but there were no more spankings or fist fights.

you lived in pathologic family

who is the soiboi between gen-x and the boomer

No doubt about it, we put the fun in dysfunctional. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Though I turned out pretty well. IMHO a father's job is done when he raises a man who is capable of standing up to the ultimate authority figure in their life and they start living life on their own terms.
Sorry for rambling, I'm still waking up and having coffee

Sounds like you just couldn't behave yourself and were a problem child or your dad just had aggression problems. The reason I stopped getting spanked was because I learned to behave like a normal human being at a young age. Your dad probably had an alcohol problem and I bet you do now as well.

haha the funny boomer zoomer xD

That supposed to be a memelennial. A similar character has appeared in other Garrison cartoons.

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When our friends and family are dropping like flies
When we can't afford rent without living with 2 other guys
When we can't procreate without living on welfare while our parents live on one income
Something's pretty fucked up

This guy gets it

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it depends on the time of the generation. Early gen y still had loads of spanking but that's really when the timeouts and participation trophies started to get popular. Late gen y was pretty full blown no spanks, participation trophy helicopter parenting

Why are onions bad? What?

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