War with Iran

So what happens when the war Iran starts? What happens when your number gets called? You to show?

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lets go

Thank god im out

i'm mentally disabled

I'm Mittens, ama.

did you see those letters everyone from Israel was posting like almost 2 months ago...?
I don't read Hebrew but it had a military code number that was like a civil defense code telling everyone to report to the nearest barracks for emergency mobilization.
That was a while ago and nobody heard anything so either it was a larp (a dozen or more Israeli flags responded and confirmed it) or elaborate joke or it was real
maybe they get stuff like that all the time but going off the thread it looked legit
here in the USA lots of us are disabled but otherwise interested, feels bad I've looked up medical waivers and they're pretty rare
I guess wartime is when they make more exceptions so we'll see.

I'm kinda feeling beginning of WW2 vibes here. USA is behaving like France did back then.

remember the wikileaks?
I think it was buried in there and/or a story broken by a journalist (Sy Hersh) who has a track record of lots of legit military leaks (I think they leak to him on purpose most of the time) anyway he said Bin Laden's children sought refuge in Iran and one of the Saudi princes who escaped the Bin Salman purge went to Iran, the sworn enemy of the Saudis. And I think Bin Laden was outcast too, anyway even though Bin Laden was in Pakistan allegedly he traveled to Iran for his son's wedding and some of his children moved to Iran after 9/11.
Not really a 9/11 connection but kinda weird, there is always the chance they'll release new stuff saying Iran did 9/11 but I don't think anyone would believe since 9/11 the very strong Saudi and Israeli (as well as US defense contractor and MIC) fingerprints on it

We should be attacking the country that has attacked the USA repeatedly, which is Israel.

From the USS Liberty to the 1983 Lebanon Marine barracks bombing to 9/11, there is one common factor, ISRAEL.

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t. aircel

good grief
we need to take out the chain of command first
the chain of command needs to fucking die
I'm serious
get rid of all of these worthless fucks
then see who wants to die for
>muh Iranian nukes
guess what
nobody gives a fuck about Iranian nukes except for motherfuckers who are betting that USA troops will die over this bullshit

nah fuck it lets go

I'm quite serious
if Trump murders the chain of command (which he can do, legally, by ordering them on missions, and waiting for them to undertake a mission that fails and results in the deaths of all who undertook the mission) then the Iran war goes away
poof
magic trick
MURDER THE FUCKING CHAIN OF COMMAND
they're worthless traitorous fucks anyway
nobody cares

nah we're going.

all Trump has to do is order the most senior members of the chain of command (starting with the join chiefs of staff) on missions that will fail 99%
just make sure the people ordered on the missions die
in fact
do a deal behind the scenes with Iran
pay Iran a bounty for each member of the chain of command they kill
just wait for those fucking cocksuckers to drop dead

there is no fucking war with Iran because there is no fucking chain of command to do jack shit
NO FUCKING WAR

>he thinks the leadership does the fighting.

Yeah i agree this is sad...
Command doesn’t do the dirty work, he would know that if he wasn’t underage

I have severe autism and anti-social personality disorder. They wouldn’t want me.

I'm gonna assume you mean the top brass and not the literal "chain of command" which would be literally all of the officers.

So, what, is Trump gonna tell the Joint Chiefs to personally grab rifles and storm the beaches? A bunch of 70-year-old guys in gold leaf in a Zodiac? It'd be hilarious, but come on, it's not gonna happen.

the Raëlians no longer wish to build the Extraterrestrial Embassy there in Israel

I'm going nowhere faggot

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>your number

This is not the 20th century.

You're useless in a war. You pay your taxes so hightech precision weapons can be put in the hands of highly trained professionals.

BTW, Iran ain't shit, even Qatar can take out its air force.

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>You pay your taxes so hightech precision weapons can be put in the hands of highly trained professionals.
>Highly trained professionals
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>"officer mittens, reporting for duty, sir!"

Sure, Ive always wanted to fight in a war. Iran seems like a worthy opponent, so it might be a good adventure. Not to mention that the geopolitics could cause a huge conflict all over the middle east, so even more adventure. Fuck a couple persian broads, blow up some buildings, steal some muslim gold. Pretty cool way to spend my 20s.

Nope. Not dying for kikesrael. Will go to Canada if must.

Hell no i'll be in montana hidin inna woods

I’m too old to be drafted. If they want me to fight they first have to fix my legs, which they most likely won’t do.

For those anons who would get drafted, don’t be afraid. Learn your training well. Do what your told and smoke those assholes. Don’t rat each other out when someone shoots a wounded bad guy to end his/her suffering. Don’t get caught raping anyone.

Commit any war crimes you like. Just don’t get caught...
That’s about it, I guess...

we're gonna smoke you outta ya hole

Airstrikes on sandnigger SAM ights IS NOT A WAR

operation enduring freedom 2.0 Iranian boogaloo

lets roll!!!

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This.

It's to teach them a lesson so they don't do something that really causes war.