Brit/pol/ - boris edition

>Boris Johnson row 'should not be distraction' in leadership race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48736968

>'Leftist' millionaire's daughter whose playwright husband called police on Boris after recording screaming bust-up 'gave the finger' to PM-hopeful in the street - as it's revealed Johnson's girlfriend Carrie no longer feels safe at home
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7170739/The-Remain-couple-called-police-Boris-Johnson-millionaires-daughter-partner.html

>THE CIRCUS: NEIGHBOUR ‘MAY HAVE BROKE LAW’ RELEASING BORIS ROW TAPES
tr.news/the-circus-neighbour-may-have-broke-law-releasing-boris-row-tapes/

>Boris Johnson’s furious partner Carrie Symonds brands cop call a ‘stitch-up’ by leftie, anti-Brexit neighbour
thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/boris-johnson-furious-partner-carrie-symonds-stitch-up-anti-brexit/

>The Media Attempts to Destroy Boris Johnson
youtube.com/watch?v=4pLcaPf0sM8

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twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1142528931842727936
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
politics.co.uk/news/2014/04/29/boris-johnson-attacks-crazy-immigration-crackdown
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/05/immigration-london-sparta_n_5450256.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-backs-illegal-immigrants-amnesty-as-he-hints-he-may-run-for-third-term-as-london-mayor-8683014.html
thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/boris-johnson-furious-partner-carrie-symonds-stitch-up-anti-brexit/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tr.news
sloppy job mossad

twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1142528931842727936

Carole Catshit is at it again.

Beware the fruits of adultery, sinner.

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>Boris edition
Fucking based. More ultra capitalism and migrants is just what we need

Meanwhile there is Alie Parusa in Russia and I’m going to swim in teen pussy wielding my BIG GAELIC COCK like the sword of the ancients

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

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I don’t know why people are so surprised that communists recorded the conversation of the adjacent apartment for political purposes.

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>next PM beats up his girlfriend regularly
Fucking based

>Boris' wife probably saw a spider

As someone who grew up in a dead resort town this speaks to me at a very deep level.

perhaps brit/pol/ can help with redpilling my tory friend
>no general election before Brexit
>way to no deal is through general election
implying any outcome besides perpetual extention would result in stalemate
>glows want us to remain but follow nato goals
possible reasons for this:
energy
>pipelines etc
5g
>china
military
>Syria Ukraine etc
does i sound stupid Jow Forums??

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>mobility scooter
>fat
Always pick two.

i know lad. i know.

Ikr? Fucking adulterer. Should have stayed faithful, honouring his vows before god, and stuck to lamping his lawful wife.

Yes.

morning Keanecels
what are you all having for brekky?

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thanks how come???

Yes! So glad we're leaving the EU and swapping mass EE migration for based 3rd world mass migration!

why do you envy my breakfast?

shut up and eat your cheese you nonce

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Paracetamol and coffee

tf is a keancel, I just saw boris and stopped by.
>brekky
off-brand shreddies, of course

>hurr durr nothing can ever change

poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!!

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why not coke and bourbon?
im skinning up some potent cheddar right now LARPcel

ibuprofen is better with coffee. caffeine amplifies the effects and duration

not when boris gets in and kills off all the brexit party momentum


politics.co.uk/news/2014/04/29/boris-johnson-attacks-crazy-immigration-crackdown
>"The government should allow hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants living in the UK to become British citizens"
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/05/immigration-london-sparta_n_5450256.html
>London will fall like the Greek city of Sparta if it turns away immigrants like the ancient militaristic regime which "kicked people out", Boris Johnson has said. David Cameron's pledge to bring down immigration into the tens of thousands was a"policy failure" and should never have been attempted, the Mayor said.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html
>"Boris Johnson has declared that he is probably the only politician in Britain willing to “stand up and say” that they are pro-immigration. "
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-backs-illegal-immigrants-amnesty-as-he-hints-he-may-run-for-third-term-as-london-mayor-8683014.html
>"Boris Johnson put himself at odds with the Conservative leadership today as he backed giving an amnesty to illegal immigrants who have been in Britain for 12 years."
Before he became mayor of London, Johnson, who is now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU and says he supports tougher controls on migration into the UK, made an impassioned case for Turkey to be admitted to an enlarged EU in a 2006 film named The Dream of Rome.

the only thing you are skinning up is some dirty soapbar you povvo cretin

look at this Keanecel pretending he doesn't know what a Keanecel is lmfao

Brekky in a can

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Tea and b&h.

Brexit cleared the field for a whole host of new ideas, especially one ending mass immigration and training our own. Not one person suggested it and the only party vaguely doing it (UKIP) was rejected at the polls. Brexit party is for nostalgic/delusional prole boomers, it's not an actual right-wing movement.

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>effects
>of ibuprofen and caffeine
lmfao how sensitive is your CNS?
>t. envious of my top-shelf bud

reminder that the woman next door is an American subversive whose (((father))) was a broadway song writer. she isn't a friend of Britain and should be expelled.

fuck off you degenerate dickhead

>stout
>yotsuba b

I hope you get the guinness shits

Boris row is a stitch up by leftie remoaner twats

thesun.co.uk/news/9354092/boris-johnson-furious-partner-carrie-symonds-stitch-up-anti-brexit/

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based
what's b&h

Reminder that coke poster/spammer gets bullied on Brit/pol/ and he takes his anger out on wheelie bins by setting them on fire.
He abides by the law on the age of consent, while top shaggers are banging biologically ready teens.
Bincel.

lmao you're so envious of my based brekky

>yot B
I find it's the easiest on the eyes

>b&h
benson hedges cigarettes.
chav tier. real men smoke Regals.

why do you envy me for single-handedly bringing the techno-industrial system to its knees?

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Benson and hedges smokes. Looked for a pic and found this.

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>D..don't bully me or I'll burn my bin out of anger.

Nigger bincel.

Accept you lost Gove

real men smoke sovereigns
desu im going to pick some filters out of my ashtray, cut them into quarters and tape them back up because i spent my last 30 on coke so I cant get more fags lol

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holy based maajid calling out bojo's dirty commie neighbours

Why are you so mad that men are flouting the law and banging teens?

>t. law abiding moral fag.

>implying your preferred brand isn't pavement stubs
state of you

>my
check filename LARPcel
that's 100% the council's problem *shades emoji*

maajid "i spent 5 years in an egyptian prison for being an islamist and all I got was hepatitis" nawaz? based? buy a rope mate, rid us of your stupidity.

I want to fuck her up the ass while he watches in the corner

gotcha

why are you seething just because I sniff coke?
why are you so mad that you got bullied for your pedo cartoons that you're sperging out in a thread two days later out of sheer s e e t h e lmfao?

make sure to piss on his face after you cum

Imagine not having the N word pass lmao.

D....don't look at underage cartoon girls. Its immoral and against the law.

>t. bincel

Looks like hed prefer if you fucked him up the hoop while she watched tbqh.

he seems like the sort that would probably let you

so you admit this is all just your seethe because you got bullied for being a nonce lol?

Turn up to a swingers meet, here are your hosts. What do?

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What do i do lads?
>walking home minding my business
>guy asks me for money
>tell him to piss off
>starts having a go at me, saying no need for that etc
>tell him im sick of being asked for money all the time
>tries to take a picture of me with a shitty old £10 phone
>snatch the phone from him easily
>he starts yelling robbery, assault etc etc
>give him phone back as people are watching
>takes a pic of me
>tells me he knows travelers etc etc
>i truly believe hes just a drunk idiot
>walk off, hear him yelling stuff behind me

i'm pretty shaken up right now. if push came to shove i would have battered him, but i know what travelers are capable of and if he's right in knowing them, what should i do to guarantee my safety?

He abides by the law on age of consent.
Claims to be lawless.

LARPing Bincel

He would probably enjoy that.

say goodbye to your kneecaps lad

I was thinking of wiping my cum and shit covered cock clean on his beard afterward

Nice bit of scrambled egg on toast

You absolute faggot

But set up security cameras in your house because you’re going to get robbed lmao

are you still seething because we bullied you for your pedo cartoons? lmfao get help Keanecel

>smoking straights instead of rollies
how much cum do you guzzle desu?

Yes, with him tied to a wicker chair. Has to be wicker.

based and dirtysanchez pilled

Av a teen you LARPing law abiding bincel.

If he knows travellers, they'll probably enslave him

you're probably gonna get stabbed by some pikeys if he wasn't larping

Forget about it, fucking bluster. Like boomers yelling "i know your dad" at kids.

>Yes, with him tied inside a wicker man

Ftfy

Yeah the pikeys around here keep a load of alcoholic Eastern Europeans in sheds, use them a slave labour for tarmacing etc.

>straights
ww2 pilots
continental philosophers
russian spies
mafiosos
80s Wall Street movers and shakers
>rollies
malnourished humanities students
tramps that ask you for bus fare

looks like I win again

what a LARPY brekky

Happy Independence Day anons

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>t. never set fire to a bin
literal bincel

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if that was the reason she allegedly said "get off me".

bosh flake for brekky

i'm thinking that, but if i run into the cunt again what am i supposed to do?

if he starts just deck him doubt anyone will care

will our new nickname be the 70%ers in 2021?

why should i want polish spoken as the common language in my quiet little english town?

>t. never been in a scrap

cctv, witnesses etc etc

i'm probably overthinking

its a homeless dude he's probably frail as fuck

Is this a meme or are you serious
That’s so fucked up man

fugg i'd forgotten

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I doubt travellers are going to bother going after you because this idiot says you knicked his phone and gave it back. When he says knows I doubt he means 'orders travellers to do his bidding' anyway.

Can someone please reply with some Karen gifs

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They found a slave in a shed owned by gyppos near me last year, poor old fella was 60 years old and retarded

>Records you and calls the police

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Ignore him or slip him a quid depending on the situation and your inclination. I was homeless for a while and all the pissheads larped about how they had gyppo blood and knew people etc. Junkies might get dangerous but that was all about money.

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