You're not a filthy fedora larper, right user?

>you're not a filthy fedora larper, right user?

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shes a qt lol

>have you remembered to hail our Lord Christus today, user?

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I'm definitely not a mutt Christcuck like all the spics in this shithole country.

no, but fedoras > muslims

Another christ thread, another time to BTFO NPChristians.

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Imagine all non degenerative people of world living in peace, whats bad in that?

Begone CHRISTTHOT

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>whore can't even hold the gun right because she has to include as much of her body in the shot as possible

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how am I supposed to capitalize on people's vices if everyone's happy living in perfect peace?

literally not a single one of these verses mean what the red font says they mean..
I mean, at least try to squeeze in a bit of truth here and there to somehow make it seem believable next time, fedoraboy

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The only kike religion here is the RELIGION called atheism.

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no, go fuck yourself slut

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There is no god. Sorry if that's news to you.

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>I feel

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Hive-mind

That depends entirely on the metaphysical qualities of this Lono dude.

i feel like it comes from fascinating culture and religion and we should give lono worshippers freedom to practice their beliefs instead of forcing their kids to attend education thats contrary to lono's commands

Sounds pretty cool actually. Hail Lono.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lono

THOTS FOR YESHUA!

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>sOunDs cOOl lEtS worShiP LoNo
neopagans worship gods the same way children plays with the coolest-looking action figures
kek

And that's a good thing!

dude these image macros are so fucking fake and gay it's insane
firstly it's explicitly written that the church is to jesus what a wife is to a husband
ie one is beneath other in the hierarchy
one being subservient to the other
also all the shit about breaking up the family unit is literally not in any way in the context of a critique of the family
it's about jesus causing strife within the family from his appearance
ie a jewish father will curse his christian son
>end of private property
implying
the passage is about rich bourgeois faggots engaging in all kinds of immorality to attain wealth
not a critique on ownership
this is really fucking gay and i can't be bothered to check the other passages
i'll leave you my favorites though
Rom 1:26–27; 1 Cor 6:9–10; 1 Tim 1:9–10

>typing like a Plebbitor
Become a perennialist

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>Some slut cosplays as another chan

I wish /cgl/ would stop coming here.

>neopagans worship gods the same way children plays with the coolest-looking action figures
Jews pretend to be Christians and only attack some small group called "pagans" which are 90% historical researchers and 10% edgy people like christians themselves.

CHAN
CHRISTIANS

NEVER
EVER

EVER

EVER

Make threads attacking their Jewish masters

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So you're going by "Norwegian Christian" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Sven from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

get your cringe normal faggotry back to you gaymer websites you newfag nigger

>i worship the cuul gods
>forgets about Jesus actually being the cool god
>goes to hell
>oh no no no no

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>90% of us pagans are historical researchers
My god, you never fail to entertain.

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you can be interested in your folk religion through the lens of folklore you know
it's what i do and it's the best of both worlds
you get christian morality combined with the nationalism of a folk religion

fuck you nazi pagans are ridicolous. Christianity is the only truth, the solution and it is growing.

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>Jesus
>not even on Fortnite or Pokemon Go
>cool
Get with the times grandpa, #Lonoism is where it's at these days.

there is nothing more cringe than a burger faggot engaging in folk religion that isn't based around McDonalds™ McGuns™ and McPatriotism™

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No, just a good Christian man with aspirations of one day raising a family.

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The fact that you're hiding behind a meme flag shows you aren't white.

At a guess, I'd probably say an Amerimutt spic pretending to be white.

Is this a she or a """she"""?

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>larper
nope

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BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

No, I am an agnostic. Gas Christcucks now.

christianity, or religion, has nothing to do with protecting your nation, absolutely nothing. stupid d&c fight.

Cringe and bluepilled.

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I only love pure Somali princesses

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She's adorable.

there is nothing more gay than fedora tier arguments like "buuht why did god make meanies XD"

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Whether you should protect your nation or not is an ethically claim.

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What about the Anglo-Saxon pagans who added Jesus to their pantheon early in conversion?

i know that girls cousin fr

>correlation=/=causation
Try fifty+ years of liberal capitalism chum. Communism inoculated you lot against liberalism, which incidentally is also why you're still so Christian.

>throws paganism in there
Dafty.

Plz stop posting picture of my wife.

Thx

Reminder that the first ever secular state of Europe was France. Paris became the decadent breeding ground for communism, anarchism and feminism. Paris even became an anarcho-communist autonomous commune after France's defeat in the Franco-Prussian war. France as a secular state has abandoned God, only rural areas became pious and pure. Cities have fallen and now reap the bloody harvest of (((atheism))) and (((humanism))).

>tfw third generation atheists and unironically adopting Christianity would be the actual larping

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Posting a prostitute as an example of a christian woman, well I guess since this religion is made from whores and killers what can I expect.

agreed

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>Sweden
>Pagan

not since the 7th century

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just start quoting the bible ironically
it's how i ended up unironically becoming a christian
first it started as meme
here's a good one to throw out on your neoliberal friends that think jesus was all about free love and all that gay shit
1 Corinthians 6:9-10

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Love that quote.

see

i like this one better
1 Tim 1:9–10

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who is she?

stop trying your cheap tricks, shlomo.
Jesus talks about the potential cost of following him, muttcuck. families may start hating you or even disown you for following Jesus, which is happening even today.

here you'll see what the Bible say about family:
biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/family-bible-verses/
>Anyone who does not provide for their relatives, and especially for their own household, has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.
is just one of a hundred such verses

That one's very nice too indeed.

really throws a wrench in that gay shit about repenting and atoning for one's sins
no faggot, laws are made so degenerates and murderers get killed so the genepool improves
>passage about following the laws of the country you inhabit goes here

Levi jew when will you stop making these threads?

Yikes

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It's not like I have cultural aversion to Christianity. I just don't believe in God and don't think I ever will so acting like a Christian would be literally roleplaying. I know some conservative people who advocate fake it till you make it approach but I'm not sure if it works when it comes to faith.

honestly cheap tricks is literally the best way to explain their arguments
they're all based around people being to lazy to check the passage they're quoting
the only bit i agree with them is the humanistic aspect of christianity
but to uniconically state that there is an aspect of free love, degradation of the family unit or anything contrary to christian morality is just being obtuse
the bible is literally all about being a wholesome moral person that has a traditional family absent of degeneracy

does that even apply to jews

sit on my face you little fucking tease

No I wear flatbill snapbacks kek

honestly i'm in the same boat but i found a work around quite easily
just be a deist a la thomas aquinas and use the bible as a historic book about morality and philosophy
i guess you can make the argument that it's cheating but it works for me
i like the traditions and all that so i guess it doesn't bother me

She is fucking good though can't lie desu

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>you are a jew for not worshiping a jew

how does that work?

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What's the best board to post religious threads on? I see them posted on Jow Forums all the time, but sometimes they get deleted

/b/ I guess? Not that you'll get many great responses there

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>ywn have qt Klan gf
Why even live lads?

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>mention varg vikernes one more time I dare you, jesus is lord

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The same faggots will shill that its Christianity's fault for the collapse of the West. Despite the fact that Christianity and its doctrine have been abandoned by the West for decades now.

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based user

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i wana fuk christ-chan

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If religion wasn't used to start wars, kill others or introduce bizarre and ridiculous customs, there wouldn't be a problem.
However, there's all that shit and then some.
So, true humans will remain atheists while animals will continue to be exploited by organized mafias feuding with each other.

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Nazism and Semitics are not compatible.

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holy shit
memes are getting real

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>Klan
This is a La Borriquita ceremony in Spain

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S'okay, another 10 generations ought to white wash the black away.

Yea, whatcha gunna do about it heathen?

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wherever I am I must post milkers

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thats a man

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