>Heh, you think you've won, Dahnald?
*cackles in orbital bombardment*
Asher Perez
Jace Young
I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns this week
Henry Peterson
>I'll come back soon, dahnald
John Sanchez
Why? What the fuck? Oh, you're trolling while eating your wheaties. Never mind, carry on.
Kayden Murphy
I'm talking about Bolton, not Trump.
Nicholas Ortiz
JUST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTT
Benjamin Reyes
Bolton?! But that's... impossible!
Nathaniel Sullivan
GIVE ME THE NUCLEAR CODES, DAHNALD
Jason Jackson
>Do it for me.. Dahnald.
Lincoln Cooper
The mustache holds no power here
Bentley Smith
THIS ISN'T OVER DAHNALD
IRAN SHALL BURN WITH THE FURY OF THE INFERNIGATES
Lucas Myers
Anyone got the one of him in a glory hole?
Nicholas Perez
HAND OVER THE ION CANNON SATELLITE CONTROLS DAHNALD
William Lopez
requesting this
Jeremiah Morris
>Just Tib-Bomb Nod, Mr. President
Adam Sanders
Jeremiah Russell
You have some bold words for someone in orbital MAC range
Adrian Nguyen
>BOMB BOMB BOMB
Ethan Price
Okay, now this is epic
Adam Kelly
DOneld IRAN!
Nolan Martin
Somebody put a warhead on this kike's forehead
Ryan Sullivan
>OHH DONALD
Gavin Martin
Suggestion:
Mike Pence shopped to look like Zeus, ready to throw the mighty Lightning Bolton down to smite the gay away.
Carson Hill
>actually taking the Evil Bolton vs Benevolent Trump dynamic at face value
Trump's aides and advisors, Lindsay Graham and the rest, are all deliberately playing Bad Cop. Every time they bray for attacks, and Trump holds back, it makes the Iranians/Koreans rely on Trump as a reasonable mediator more and more. There was no air strike Trump called off at the last minute, no rational actor would retaliate for a shot down drone with a full missile barrage on manned points. But the story sets Trump as an empathetic person who can be negotiated with.
It's all kabuki, and Bolton is playing his part perfectly.
Charles Walker
>THE BAMBS, DAHNALD
Lincoln Perez
>OHH YOUHOO
Blake Sanders