Ask an actual glownigger anything

9 and 8 chans mostly, but theres plenty of chans and were on all of them

Fake

no amount of harping, fake or not, will not change any more minds

fates are now locked

Why do you lie?

Oh, yeah. It is summer, isn't it?

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CIA are not here, they get reports from normal people/small time players/contractors (aka 20 something losers with no other job prospects)

Unironically start looking into fellowships in the DC area for political stuff. They have great pathways into federal work. As long as you’ve got a good GPA and can network they open tons of doors.

t. Prior service

Tell me about the ayy's . So its true? Greys at olympic games

I am a glownigger as well, and i confess that we are not behind the amerimutt meme but instead the surge in christian threads

There was an FBI "agent" that said they have those kinds of jobs at the fed

Ignore other posers. I’m a cia and nsa agent and I am responsible for the bbc cuck memes, black male meme and mgtow. Everybody else is a larper

You're doing heaven's work, son

>One wrong move and youre canned
But a good portion of my posts are bait and shitposts. What do I do now?

I know there are people watching and listening to me, but I can’t convince them that they are worshiping man, not Lucifer/Mother Nature/Jesus/God because they signed an oath of secrecy to never contact me, give me a big tip on a food delivery order, or send me a beautiful 9-12” cheese pizza. I finally understand that even though Jesus has no secrets and is 100% truth, Lucifer sure has secrets! So, if I film me having sex with one phone and record audio with the other, so not only you have dirt on me but you can worship God in this way, will you guys finally send me some pizza to 4h camp? I’ll even help you with the anti-gravity devices if I get my fill. You can’t watch my wife and i being intimate, but I will give you blackmail material with pizza so long as the girl is pure and has been groomed to think she will have the time of her life at camp, because she will! How do we prove that we can keep a secret so that we can be trusted?

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>now i openly confess I am a faggot

timestamped pic or it didn't happen

sloopy job putin. nigger

so basicly the same thing as me, but being paid for it ? Where do I sign

>pretty much anything that divides the boards users is our doing.
It's not every effective.... there's nothing to divide

I'm with the NSA and we are behind most of the Asian-White racemixing threads, but only because we feel that the fruits of such union create the ideal human for our needs.

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it's gayys, not greyys

Hey faggot, you know about the outages? You are getting fired. I'll put things into perspective and make it simple. You anti american pieces of shit are getting a longtime slap in the face coming your way.

>we fire civil servants
Holy fuck, I'm dying! There is literally 0 chance you work for the Federal government.
PS, the CIA operating in the US is a very serious crime. So enjoy getting reported for claiming to break US law, retard.

>behind the amerimutt meme
lolno that was /sp/ get fucked larper

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>the CIA operating in the US is a very serious crime

Hahahahahahaha

Do you guys accept foreign volunteers?

Oh, I'm sure they do. But because it is so illegal, no one employed by the CIA would admit to it. The point was to demonstrate how fake and gay OP is.

why do you support the jews?

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kek

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is your boss jewish ?

Like the CIA gives a shit about committing a crime

0/10 larping, OP is a faggot

Will you please tell these morons that Christchurch was a false flag and it was all staged?
Thanks

It wasnt

I DONT NEED TO

FEDS FUCKED THEM SELVES AND

THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT

I think you missed the point. Obviously the CIA breaks the law. But none of their employees would admit it so openly.
The point is, OP is a fake and gay LARPnigger.

LARP confirmed

OP needs gas

nice try, regular nonfluorescent nigger

>90 minutes
>not one single shred of proof, or even a demand for it
I want summer to end

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Used to work for the Dutch AIVD but I quit my job after I realized we were basically spying on a bunch of edgy kids making jokes and talking about not wanting to become a minority in their own nations (which is logical).

The more I was 'spying' on places such as Jow Forums the more I began to doubt whether or not we were actually doing something good and you know what Jow Forums was right in the end, I quit my job best thing I ever did.

PS: My boss was called Cohen.

We know this you JIDF kikes.

Prior service here with a TS/SCI, how hard is it to get employed with a major in international affairs.

I’m also fluent in mandarin through the DLI

Prove it nigger. Sage until OP says Jehovah and proves he is a glownigger

Who started the Abigail Shapiro meme and what is its purpose?

OP is a lying faggot lol

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I got one of those in a Virginia Rest Stop

>24th
Oops

I got one of those for making people disappear wink wink

>seething amerimutt pretends to be glownigger because he can't deal with the fact that the mutt meme was organic

Tell these faggots that Brenton Tarrant doesn’t exist. There was no white avenging angel looking to remove kabob from NZ. It’s a lie.

yeah i agree withIt is very hard to get fired as a civil servant, unless you are a cop working in a state that hates police. That is like the one exception.

I told you where but not how
Nudge nudge

Why are you guys shilling pagan memes?

Is there a post war ns group within cia?

>Be Glownigger
>Make thread detailing fellow glownigger strategy and revealing you are a glownigger
>Get fired

>CIA begins pagan larping
Kekekekekekekek

Can I get a job shitposting? plz

Pathetic.

That you think Jow Forums will get any better once summer is over is laughable in itself

how do i make good TATP?

You 3rd worlders arent capable of doing it safely

Why am I so cool?

>hard
It's virtually impossible. They will sometimes try their hardest to get you to quit, but it's nigh impossible to fire you.

safety is for women and trannies. real men don't care about safety.

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>get fired
I think you mean...
>go to prison

It’s actually not. It depends on what they’re doing. The NRD for instance operates domestically. But it’s bound by laws that they’re overt and fully forward that their CIA. It’s just liaison work though, not actual spook shit.

Extremely easy. Just make good connections and talk with your professors outside of class. It’ll get you pretty far.

t. Prior service now doing DC stuff

Well, I'm actually a cia/FBI/NSA/zog agent.
I am responsible for every single post on Jow Forums except the ones you make.

>pretty much anything that divides the board users is our doing.

glownigger or not, thats plausible

Did the retard who left a (you) in the official 2*Jow Forums report get spankie wankie woo hehehe spank spank on the butt hehehe houo he he slap slap slap

>surge in pagan/antichristian threads
cope larper confirmed

read the bible, you depise what jesus actually taught, why do you try so hard to brand yourself a "Christian" when your doctrine despise the words of the man you pretend to worship?

Why are you people so evil?

Get better teeth

Can you push for more cute black women in media please?
Also some north Africans.

Glowies need to blowie my willie

Whats the point of your job here?

Will anyone from the Obama/Clinton regime get arrested or do they still have everyone by the balls?

hey glownigger I'll be happy to help meme away my countrymen's civil rights for 150k/yr

Resmeme:
Related Job Experience:
Great meme war of 2016
Second meme war

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the amerimutt meme is a good and accurate meme

>no pic of badge?
fake and gay

Wow so I'm not the only user to infiltrate the alphabet agencies? How did you get in without them knowing you was a Nazi?

Sure. If you want to say basically the same thing I did with more words. The point is, OP is clearly a LARPing niggerfaggot.

men are so fucking dumb

Well the first step was being an obvious LARPnigger. Which you know, since you're one yourself.

Lol. The irony.

Oh the fucking irony alright

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You are one dumb motherfucker