BREAKING: White House on Lockdown

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Has the day come that the floor retracts and they all drown?

first

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Sloppy job Mossad

fake and gay

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it's a legit breaking911 post, looks like it's a suspicious package and they have dogs sweeping

HOLY SHIT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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Reports circulating that Trump has had a massive stroke. Stroke reportedly happened last year, but no one noticed the difference until his annual medical check today.

>mysterious package
Michelle Obama came to visit?

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Secret Service apparently investigating suspicious package at Northeast gate.

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IT'S A MOSSAD SUITCASE NUKE

RETALIATION FOR TRUMP NOT BOMBING IRAN!

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OK, so I got 3:1 odds on for a mentally ill right-wing white male.
Takers?

ITS A SUITCASE NUKE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A snuke? Didn't know Hillary was allowed that close to the whitehouse.

Theres a Nigger in the press room

Civil War 2. Rolling

I was just minding my own business, a tourist, buying a shitty hot dog and fucking guys in radiation suits showed up freaking everyone out and crawling all over the place.
Some of you are ok, get the fuck out of DC now!!!

Checked, i was there carrying big package under my pants, triggering the white house security

hmmmmm. imma go get the popcorn.

I take Joshua Ryne Goldberg for $500

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THE WHITE HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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MEMER SERVICE INVESTIGATING MYSTERIOUS NUKE SUITCASE HOLY SHIT IT HABBENING GET THE FUCK IN HERE BRAHS

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Classic.

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you sure it wasn't russian neo fascists

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HOLY SHIT GUYS, DONALD TRUMP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Oi, please show your shitposting loicence immediately.

I got this photo of the suspect seconds before the SS tackled him.

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Please be a nuke

That mystery has been solved. It was bbc.

ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN
ITS A FALSE FLAG
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GO TO WAR WITH IRAN


WATCH
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Dont you mean this guy?

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Big if true

earthquake Iran. 4.4.. hmmmmm

there are reports that this is footage captured before the SS had a chance to tackle him.

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YOU'RE NO ARTIST!!! WHO ARE YOU????

Nothing ever happens

DIGITS AND IT HAPPENS

FUCK

>it was bbc
A Big Bomb Container?! !!!

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Source?

Sloppy job Putin. Dick

>''Oh my god! Who left this excessively common 2L container of Sprite? So suspicious...''
>entire eastern seaboard on lockdown
Christ you burgers are dumb.

picrel: THIS IS AFRICA NOW

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wow its nothing

Check'd

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I swear, if this isn't a happening, I'm gonna slap your shit

They have trained dog cleaners? pics?

This is an attempt to distract from the Google scandal.

Told you guys things happen when I leave country

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SUCKAH

>and they have dogs sweeping
I hear they do it for free

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HOLY SHIT JUST SAW THIS OVER MY HOUSE I THINK THERE HERE GUYS

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(((jews)))

THATS HIM
fuck I'm radiated now. time for an early scotch

MIKE PENCE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1one11juan!!!

Lmao based

twitter Pennsylvania avenue search

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whats this

I have seen this before but what is the source?

So funny!!!! Epic!!!

How many people are on fire on the lawn this time

I hope everyone is okay.

twitter white house lock down search

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I don't.

Just one. But they are having a hard time putting him out for some reason.

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>currently working on independence ave
I fucking wish it was.

>second time in 5 days
How often does the white house go into lockdown?

Hey Kultro did you pass penis inspection day yet KEK

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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>they have dogs sweeping
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What's this?

>This is Africa now
Wow, the development is incredible

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Oh God oh fuck

Real or fake news?

Well, genius: when people know what Secret Service is doing it's not that secret is it?

Odds it’s one of your mossad kike buddies.

Rolling for COMPLETE ANNIHILATION

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The press should be called to the gas chamber

Fuck, off by 2

hehehhehhehehehhe. my fellow, were you there when every thing went to shit?

Yep.

So how many steps are we along until we hit Ayyy lmao bingo?

Shhhh stop spreading the secret, my fren

Show flag you nigger kike.

Rolling, Check em

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KABOOM IN KABUL CONFIRMED

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That is the moment Donald's sperm encountered Melanias ovum and Barron was conceived.

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Yeah i heard about the shit with the feds and the servers but around that time i started getting permabanned on sight like jake so i just decides to dip from discord, this is that guy who was in the call laughing at you for like 15 minutes straight when you were talking about penis inspection day btw

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Oh fu-

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1000 on edgelord, but actually kike.

Rolling for suitcase nuke

Executive order signed on more Iranian sanctions.

big fat nigger

They should have some kind of sloped electrified floor. I think I heard of an old German design for this somewhere.

wut, Kultro is in prison dude. im just Rasputin

Mexican detained. ITS THE BEEEEEEEANS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! War with Mexico imminent!!

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NUCLEAR APOCOLYPSE!
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