Brit/pol/ - Nosey Neighbours edition

>Tory leadership race: Sky set to cancel Johnson-Hunt debate
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48744724

>Islamic State captives 'must be tried or freed', says UN's Bachelet
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48742972

>Boris Johnson does speak to Steve Bannon, says Nigel Farage
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/24/nigel-farage-deal-tories-ensure-no-deal-brexit-boris-johnson

>Gazza filmed in foul-mouthed chant inside Benidorm bar with boozy fans- "Fuck the Pope"
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/787570/gazza-paul-gascoigne-benidorm-video-chant

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I eat my chips without vinegar.

FAGGOT

Piccalilli or Branston Pickle?

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Branston Pickle

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Socialism and Conservatism has ruined this country, it is time for something different.

Who does't shave their pubes?? If you don't you are absolutely disgusting

Jeremy Hunt will become leader of the Conservative Party and the next PM.

Screenshot this post.

Real men don't shave, only homosexuals and metrosexual degenerates shave their pubes.

What's more likely, NI joining ROI or Ireland becoming part of UK?

Based Boris rebuilding Hadrians wall but 60ft tall electrified and with 50cal machine gun turrets aimed at any Scots trying to get across

Why is everyone so mad that Eddie is of a perfectly healthy weight???

Both.

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If aliens exist why are they delaying brexit?

I didn’t start puberty till 14, so at 13 while camping out i lied and told everyone that i shaved my pubes. Needless to say, i was hounded mercilessly for years thereafter.

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Pickle is shit.

Sent your post to the nonce hunters mate. You need locking up

Lmao faggot

Woes is a cheeky lad.
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Don't forget to use lots of aftershave lotion.

>Correction: "JUSTICE IS GRENFELL. STAND UP FOR RACISM"
top kek

Please no. I just don't like soggy chips.

Scots are wogs confirmed:
instagram.com/p/By8y5PWAEEQ/

>instagram.com/p/By9xx2LgvAG/
lmao

We've had Tory and Tory-lite, time for proper socialism, senpai.

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The British people have ruined this country you spastic.

that image is hilarious considering the conservatives are the one behind all the security cameras and tracking lol. never mind the social media police

my fav:
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Wow such insight!!! Now can you please explain to me why the chicken crossed the road?

Any read that story on BBC news about Avon and Somerset police using AI to stop crime?

>Bemused by some colourful imported wildlife.

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That's cheeky

gas yourself, summerfag

A sort of third way. Maybe call it national socialism?

He’d be a good looking guy if he lost weight and didn’t wear autism clothes

trim them, shaving is for women and sconners

He already ruled out socialism you brainlet nonce

>Any read that story on BBC news about Avon and Somerset police using AI to stop crime?

>display insufficient positive emotions towards the BAME transsexual at story-time hour for children at the local library
>arrested for hate-crimes against humanity

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Fuck off shill.

>getting mad at things that haven’t happened
Get your oestrogen levels checked you spastic

Six years ago, the Cambridge historian Christopher Clark published a study of the outbreak of the first world war, titled The Sleepwalkers. Though Clark is a fine scholar, I was unconvinced by his title, which suggested that the great powers stumbled mindlessly to disaster. On the contrary, the maddest aspect of 1914 was that each belligerent government convinced itself that it was acting rationally.

It would be fanciful to liken the ascent of Boris Johnson to the outbreak of global war, but similar forces are in play. There is room for debate about whether he is a scoundrel or mere rogue, but not much about his moral bankruptcy, rooted in a contempt for truth. Nonetheless, even before the Conservative national membership cheers him in as our prime minister – denied the option of Nigel Farage, whom some polls suggest they would prefer – Tory MPs have thronged to do just that.

He would not recognise the truth, whether about his private or political life, if confronted by it in an identity parade

I have known Johnson since the 1980s, when I edited the Daily Telegraph and he was our flamboyant Brussels correspondent. I have argued for a decade that, while he is a brilliant entertainer who made a popular maître d’ for London as its mayor, he is unfit for national office, because it seems he cares for no interest save his own fame and gratification.
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No arguments? Looks like I win again

>Merkel shakes uncontrollably during military parade

What's the cause of this?

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Good old Woes, he has a great sense of humour. WIsh he'd make more videos.

what doe we all think of the recently revealed revelation that cokeposter drinks horlicks from a sippy cup?

Dehydration

Flashbacks to her anti-nationalist indoctrination torture sessions as a child.

The media are going full out against Boris.

Why are you so mad that I’ve sex?

hereditary parkinsons

Why are you making things up to better suit your emotional investment?

saying that's not ok user
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48743113

it just dawned on her that she would have to negotiate with boris

Why are you getting paid to make boring posts?

Why can’t you answer my question without getting emotional??? Having an oestrogen spike ??

>cokeposter is still here doing his weird 'ive had sex' bit after all this time

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Who cares? Neither Boris or Cunt will deliver Brexit. Just wish they'd hurry up and fuck it up, so Corbyn can call a vote of no confidence. 5 years of Corbyn should soften the public up to voting in a proper right-wing party. Long term goals lads.

Why are you mad that I called you boring?

what about a authoritarian democracy though

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I mean... knowing that your interests are underaged children, I can’t really be offended by it can I? You nonce

You feel more mad than you were 5 minutes ago. Why is this?

cheap coke takes a while to kick in.

inb4:you've never done coke or been invited to a birthday tea party.

Is your excessive oestrogen a problem you’ve had throughout your life???

>being this new
>huddling for warmth
Cringe

>t.cokecel
cringe

Is this graph accurate???

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pretty much, there may be a few people who accidentally voted for Remain because they can't speak English, but apart from that, the numbers look correct. Why do you ask?

I eat my crisps with vinegar.

if you work for Greenpeace, you don't need an invitation

>The Home Office is calling on an expert body to assess whether post-Brexit migration rules should be different in Wales.

>It comes as part of a UK government consultation on a minimum £30,000 salary for skilled migrants seeking five-year visas.

>A review by a leading economist warned the salary threshold would hit Wales harder than the rest of the UK.

>Home Secretary Sajid Javid MP asked the Migration Advisory Committee (MAC) to "review the evidence on salary thresholds".

>In December 2018, the UK government published its much-delayed plans for a new post-Brexit immigration system, including a 12 month consultation on the £30,000 threshold.

>The Welsh Government commissioned Prof Jonathan Portes to consider the salary threshold's possible impact on Wales.

>The economics professor at King's College London's report called for the Welsh Government and businesses to press for a lower threshold, claiming £20,000 would "mitigate modestly" the potential impact.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Heavy night on the sauce with Juncker.

kek

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Depends on the situation - Both are a must at Christmas

>>The Home Office is calling on an expert body to assess whether post-Brexit migration rules should be different in Wales.
"No"

It’s a simple yes or no question lad

implying shitskins would come to Wales anyway. They can't survive in the countryside, they can only survive in hordes inside the cities.

>Welsh Government and businesses to press for a lower threshold, claiming £20,000 would "mitigate modestly" the potential impact.

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found a picture of you

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>implying shitskins would come to Wales anyway.

>impling they wouldn't

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Trump stopping the supplies of fresh childrens blood to flush them out

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Its the same the SNP is suggesting in Scotland, the reality is they will fly to Wales and Scotland then cross the border into England heading to London, Manchester and Birmingham.

That is being made for the EU toilet cleaners. Shitskins are fine with the current system as we can see.

the state of students these days

In my day I got called a nonce just by using the onions sauce sachet in a pot noodle

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Feel free to help out.

Remember Mummy May posting lads?

Laugh now cunts, you think they're just gonna stay in Newport and not move into the Cotswold's and down South

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It is impossible. They lose their job, they lose their visa, simple as.

its fucking happening

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always felt forced, if not still mildly amusing

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in the decline of the west in 1917 spengler said about how as civilisations die and how towards the end, before their rebirth, they will elect increasingly extreme politicans and politcal parties.
Despite it being impossible to cheat death as a civilisation, as with the British Empire. In the final stages people still cling to a hope that if they just go more extreme everything will be alright.

Thanks to the rate third wolrd countries can reach the pinnacles of civilisation this should also speed up, Africa might take jsut 50 years to go from nothing to everything to death.

You absolute bundle of sticks!

These sort of people don't give a fuck about visas or any paperwork, they just employ their own hand cash in hand yet the parasites then leach off the rest of us.

I don't put vinegar on my chips either. It' LITERALLY fucking disgusting and repulsive and I'm assuming it's a northern tradition to do such filthy things.

ketchup>burger sauce>>>>>>vinegar

They thrive in the depths of our hive cities.

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*doesn't stop to think now*

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>He didn't stop, look and listen. Do you user?

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>ketchup
It’s red sauce you seething yank
(Tomato sauce is also acceptable)

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