Jow Forums humour thread

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i like how he goes to sit in the car while its burning

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retards in SK would side with NK or attack Japan? Idiots

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Remind never to work with heavy machinery

what just happened

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uh-oh better put it in reverse

>invisible fire
ricky bobby?

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gonna be dizzy af after that

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>A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!!

like one of those springy things behind the door

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That's leaf's line ffs

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What is an "emergency stop" for 200

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Dead??

MUMEN RIDER NOOOOOOOO!

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>This is a slide thread
>links to glownigger “what are you gonna do about it” slide thread
okay

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he was supposed to deploy a parachute/glider

I think every Chinese WebM is a testament to why the LP is wrong on how businesses can self regulate

Typical bike doosh

Except that every business in China is almost completely controlled by the government...

what kind of explosion was that? i have never seen a man so on fire- toast.

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so hot! Would've loved to be there!

hurdur let me stand right next to this dangerous machine

Looks like an electric steel crucible overflowed when the worker was walking up to latch or lock something on the doors to the unit.

The part at the end where one of the workers who was trying to put the guy out throws his glove or hat on the floor in rage is the most emotion I have ever seen from a bugman.

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he's clearly on drugs/drunk or having some kind of schizophrenic episode

Google shut down the PV website? They're getting desperate.

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very impressive, i bet she would go down on bitches real well

what a lovely entri

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Plot twist only one of those animals is food and it's not the chicken.

Thanks.

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sauce?

REMEMBER: THE FBI AND OTHER FED FAGGOTS
WILL REAP THE SEEDS THAT THEY HAVE SOWN.

WHEN THEY SEE THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS
AND THEIR GRANCHILDREN GETTING SEX CHANGES
THEY WILL CRY LIKE TYPICAL BOOMERS THAT
MARCHED FOR NIGGERS IN THE 60'S, ONLY TO
BE ABUSED BY THOSE NIGGERS IN THEIR ELDERLY
CARE HOME. THEIR FINAL DESTINATION.

FEDS HAVE ALLOWED THE USA AND THE ENTIRES WEST
TO ALLIGN WITH COMMUNIST INFILTRATORS AND THEIR
SUBVERSION.

THE FBI AND THE OTHERS WERE THE SO CALLED
GUARDIANS OF THISS NATION.
THEY HAD ONE MISSION AND THEY HAVE FAILED THAT
MISSION. NOW THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE AND WE
WHO WOULD RESIST THE COMMUNIST INFILTRATION
WILL SIT BACK AND LAUGH FROM OUR CONCENTRATION
CAMP. FROM OUR WALMART LINES AS WE WATCH THE
HORDES OF LOW INTELLIGENCE SPICS, NIGGERS,
DUNE COONS AND SHIT IN THE STREET ROOM TEMP IQ
FOREIGNERS SUN RAMPANT THROUGHOUT ONCE WHITE
NATIONS.

DAMN THIS NATION AND DAMN THE WHITE TRAITORS.
DAMN THE TRAITORS THAT SOLD THE WHITE RACE FOR
SOME MERE RETIREMENT PLAN PENSION.

YOUR LITTLE BOY BILLY WANTS TO SURGICALLY
REMOVE HIS LITTLE FED NIGGER WILLY
AND LITTLE FINGER FUCKING SALLY WANTS
TYRONES BLACK TURD TALLY.

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Lipoly batteries are dangerous always charge them outside or in one of the fame retarding bags they sell.

cheers.
probably paid him back the money he owed him earlier that day

Fuck off with your edgy racism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot incel with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.

I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. You fucking lardass social reject.

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whats that harness for?

I was arrested at Kmart, of all places.
>My mother needed Oxyclean washing machine additive to remove poop stains from bed sheets
>I had originally went there for chicken tendies,popsicles and pizza lunchables, and my mother figured this would just be another item to get.
>Get lost in the detergent aisle and take my phone out repeatedly to verify OxyClean logo as there are so many knock off products, I feel that eerie sense of me being watched, and I look up into the plastic black domes, housing a camera and mouth the words 'Fuck you Bitch' about 5 times to it, 9 times out of 10 they're fake.
>Find the legit OxyClean™ and put it in basket and I head over to the freezer section for my tendies
>The fucking rent-a-cops/boner police/loss prevention begin following me around the store a male and female; I glimpse them off of the reflection of the freezer doors, so I lead them into the laxative section and turn to greet them with both fingers and prepared to scream a big 'Fuck you'
>Instead they went around the other aisle entrance and insist that I come with them to the back of the store into the employee area as they're calling real police as I'm a theif, the female is quite tall, 6'4" and blonde, the male is puerto rican and kind of looks like that
>in their security cage, there are boxes of confiscated items, half eaten boxes of Chicken In A Biscuit, dildos, CDs, a DVD of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board, and hanging on the wall is a poster of Nickelback with the phrase 'God's Finest Moment' at the bottom.

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I NEED MUH POST BIRTH ABORTION I DONT WANT IT

>Attempt to pull away from security cage and the older, female security guard grabs me by the shoulders and shoves me into boxes using some sort of krav maga move, I could tell that she was highly specialized and very, very aroused as she was breathing heavily and biting her lip.
>Attempt to reason with them as I've stolen nothing, and claim that I know my rights against being detained, as I'm pretty book smart, and not streetsmart because the male just laughs and kicks a box of Chicken In A Biscuit at my head and says "You don't got no right's at my KMart" he then restrains my arms and the female begins stuffing DVDs of Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and Mama Mia!(what a total whore?? Right?) into my clothing, I was wearing baggy sweat pants;
>The Male as he's restraining me, is laughing and mumbling something in Spanish, and he sees the police arrive and head to the security cage
>He releases me as the real police turn the corner and they take me into custody.

>underage

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There is no missing link between apes and humans, only apes and humans...

He didn't give a fuck didn't he

Based

amazing

Burnout: Paradise

chang is going back to the future

Women deserve this shit since their voting patterns enable niggers.

OMFG I HAVE WATCHED THAT 100 TIMES AND NEVER NOTICED THE SEX SWING.

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Yeah!