Fair warning

The stock market is going to crash tomorrow.
I hope you're ready user.

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I’ve been telling people that for the past 5 years.

I'm short a bunch of stocks with a lot of padding on my positions. If you are right, tomorrow may be the greatest day of my life

>market crashing on sunday
seems legit

Possibly. Continued failure to kill 2947 resistance on S&P could bring us down to retest 2364.

>tomorrow
>sunday
wat

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Lol, I have 300 in tfsa and if it crashes I will double it at least and buy stocks! lol
I bet someone is thinking got that 30 mil, would have a field laughing at my excitement! I feel so corrupted waiting for a crash, lol!

tuesday

I’m Italian, not a kike... fucking meme flaggot.

Is daytrading immoral? Is the stockmarket immoral? Does technical analysis work? Is it possible to become good at penny stock trading?

Monday*

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i hope it does, i've been waiting 5 years to buy at the bottom

fpbp

God I wish
I'm so hype for the next crash. I could actually break into the market and make some money.

I call bullshit. Where’s the evidence?

Dont get me excitex user. A happening would be greatly appreciated.

I simply know it.

the dot slightly confirms. lots of red activity lately

So buy $UVXY?

Watch nothing happen tomorrow.

Trading is based on achieving more money without providing value. According to Aristotle I think the answer is yes.

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Kek

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Hear me now, screencap me later.

There will be no crash.

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I am out of the market now.
I hope it doesn’t tank for sake of others but if it does I will still have my cheese. I got my gains.
Got to know when to quit the casino.

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Hello Peter Schiff

>what are timezones

Isn't it Monday in Finland before it's Monday in the US?

No. No. If you know what you are doing, it's useful. Probably, but I wouldn't waste my time there.

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What do you call a canadian robbery?
Shopping.

Yes but it's a leap year.

GMT +1488

Oh, I forgot that we're on Leap Day Savings Time in my state.

>Waiting to buy for 5 years during a 9 year rally
user I...

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not what you think they are

based

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... And what facts are you basing this on. Please support your position.

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At some point, people are going to have to (or not maybe) own up to the fact that the complete extent of the formal relationship between me and that guy at Alliance was that he was the manager of the gym where I worked out. The end. End of story.

It follows that our formal relationship was jack shit. If they say, "Oh, we thought the manager at your gym told you that we were hiring you as a secret agent in the service of your sworn enemies, and that you were delegating your proxy to your enemies so that that could act against your wishes in every matter," then I will be glad to point out how ridiculous it would be to think that the manager at the gym I go to would be involved something like that. That basically the same as asking the cashier at the walmart I go to if they told me that my new job is actually a secret agent job where I will help my enemies make sure everything I want never comes to pass. Do you see how fucking stupid it would be to ask the cashier at my walmart about that, or to involve the cashier at my walmart in anything other than taking my money at walmart? It's the same thing with the guy at my gym. He is to me like the cashier at walmart is to me. Certainly I am more interested in jiu jitsu than I am in shopping at walmart, and I held the guy in much greater esteem than I did the cashier at walmart, but the formal relationship was the same as the one between the cashier and I: jack shit.

If you want to know If I'm swearing allegiance to my enemies, and if I intend to help my enemies kill my friends, then you should ask me. The elderly greeter at my local walmart is not the person you would talk to about that. Neither is manager at the gym I go to.

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lol

>the greatest day of my life
One day will be the greatest day of my life. I hope it didn't happen yet. That would suck.

Are you posting from Mars?

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Gold - should I sell or buy more?

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Please do I have maxed out my roth ira and sitting on cash in my taxable account waiting for a big correction

cool. fuck boomers and their stock market.

Wow never heard this on here before OP I'm sure this is it this time

T. Oldfag who has watched the market crash and can assure you the jews will rig the shit again print more money and other jew shit

Jackie Chan?

I wouldn't sell, but it's tough to guess whether this is the start of a bull run or just a blip from big players taking advantage of the summer prices. If I were in the market for more I'd stay put for now and watch if it keeps moving in relation to increasingly chaotic geopololitical events.

There's a limit to how much of that can be done.

Not really. They proved that in 2008.
No matter how shitty or toxic an asset is, you can always make the price go up by buying it

I'm considering dollar cost averaging out of about 25% of my holdings, but there is just no way to predict the future.

Oy vey pushing papers around and fake money. I hope it all burns to the ground. Bunch of worthless cunts.

You mean selling? Well, it all depends on what you bought it at, but if you're not planning on going really long, then I can't argue with DCAing out a little bit for some profit-taking.

I thing the market is way overdue for some serious corrections, which normally would coincide with PM bumps. Everything's so rigged it's tough to guess when and what, but if it were me, I'd be holding a lot out to sell in order to take advantage of a potential serious spike.