You can ONLY post in this thread if you’ve had sex

Shrimpy/Flower dick reporting in.
I recommend Dove soap to get the vagina oils off your pp after you have the sex.
Thank me later bros.

Got a blow job from the gf 10 minutes ago lol I have poison ivy so we didnt fug

Easy.

slide thread google exposed

20 year old virgin and never even talked to a girl lmao fuck your rules

natural attractiveness with minimal social skills non virgin is master race pal, I can barely get through sentences without passing out when talking to attractive women but they are still interested in me so I assume I must be decent looking.

ayyy I have a 6 year old son

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Virgin here. Fuck OPs gay thread he can't stop me from posting in it. Also saged. You've gained nothing OP.

Ah, but user. I’ve already gained your (you).

femanons gtfo

I lost my virginity to a 23-year-old escort who's a mother of 3 children this time last year. She's 5-feet-tall and looked much better in person. Pic is of her ass.
cityxguide.com/escorts/starsworld__1534986842-12474497

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What counts as having sex?

>hey Becky are you fugging user?
>yeah lol he's pretty hot
>yeah but isn't he like, retarded?
>well, yeah. I'm not going to actually date him lol

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kys kike jew nigger

Only if sexually abusing children counts

Sex with a human?

Alright, so what are we talking about?

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Does gay sex (not anal) count?

Fuck off you autist

PENETRATION OF AN ORIFICE

shit

Mouth?

Hey lads my penis has seen 5 different vaginas, I paid for 3 of them

About damn time I was recognized for something nearly everyone will do in their lives

Sex is overrated, women are bad at it

so if i stick food in my mouth im not a virgin anymore?

Based and redpilled. Prostitutions stimulates the economy as well as the penis.

Does it have to be with a person?

If you have to ask...

Oral sex technically counts

Your mothers doesn't count either user.

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i put my pp in muh bumhole once?

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She was pretty tight. My dick looked huge going in her small pussy behind her sexy petite ass. I should've licked her anus, it looked really good.

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I feel like paying for sex shouldn't count. It's like saying you bought a flesh light.

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Thought i'd bust my but the first time i'd stick it in, but turns out i'm a stud and the girl left me because she couldn't handle my sexual advances.

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this is fine by me, I wouldn’t want to marry any woman that would want to fuck me and dating is an enormous waste of time and money.

Last time I had sex was in 2012

I’ll allow it.

does vr count?

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Roosh lost some weight

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Hola pendejos!

Awkward shy faggot but still able to have sex checking in

>bragging about fucking an escort
It doesn't count if you pay. You're still a virgin in my eyes.

so almost 99% of men are virgins then?

Okay, I'm gonna ask. Who is the guy in the picture? Is he famous? Does he have a lot of sex?

I even had an abortion

>Think about nothing
kek. Fuckin roasties.

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that guy comes off as desperate an insincere,

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Based thread.

What do you mean by jockey?

>I wouldn’t want to marry any woman that would want to fuck me

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I just had sex with myself.
Women BTFO.

Have sex incel

Now hol up
I think you need to be ore precise
with your words

Forgot pic

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>It doesn't count if you pay.
Can you ever have sex without paying for it some way?

>I wouldn’t be part of any club that would have me as a member

Found the degenerate

its some ugly manlet todd howard look alike who makes videos that are surprisingly serious on how men can be "alphas" like him

youtube.com/watch?v=6b5h6eYR2tQ

Would more men paying for prostitution increase or decrease the price of sex? Maybe this is why the elites are promoting prostitution to underage teens in magazines like Teen Vogue.

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Do you actually believe this?

Your Mom....like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Sad.

I mean directly paying for sex is pathetic. Yes I realize taking a gal out to dinner/drinks costs money, but charisma also comes into play.
Paying an escort requires zero charisma.

I've never had sex and I will post on this thread. Whachu gonna do about it, normie

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yes? youre always paying for sex in some way its no different than prostitution

My girlfriend was a virgin and before taking her virginity we'd done anal like 2 times. There's no man more based

it was never worth the trouble

I am attractive but autistic as fuck so I know any woman that is interested in dating likes me for my looks rather than who I am as a person which is a big turn off. I just want a girl I can lay in bed and talk about jews with bros.

>I d...d...dont want to marry them anyways!

Sure user

Does oral count? I'm trying to save myself for marriage and haven't had intercourse, but I have sinned with my/her mouth.

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS

I've not only had sex, I've had sex with multiple women.

Lost it at 17 in my car. Had a sort of normal high school life desu.

Thread said if you've had sex you can post please leave before I call the jannies

Paying for sex is probably a better deal anyway. Most of the women who escort have no social status or wealth, but most of the time they look decent. They will let you do anything you want to them for an entire hour for around $160. How much money, time, and effort will you have to invest in a girl who's a 4-7 before she lets you fuck her and explore whatever fetishes you want for a whole hour?

I haven't been with this escort, but I will if I ever go to Nashville. nashville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/yummy-annabelle-tuesday-specia/842845002624

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but how would the jannies enter this thread?

This is AlphaM (Aaron Marino). Met him in person one time. He's actually kind of based. He's just trying to help average guys become better men.

twitter.com/iamalpham?lang=en

>Paying an escort requires zero charisma.
True, but it's a better deal for when you just wanna have sex and nothing more.

Feel bad for you because you’re living an incomplete existence

>escorts
How many of them are undercover cops? I thought about it 1 time because this chick was smoking hot, but I thought to good to be true.

Illegally postining faggot thread

It's not exactly "anything you want", but yeah, you're right.

glamourescorts.net/el/ In case you ever visit Greece :)

>now fugging ~3 times/week
>STILL watch porn
How stop?

Sex before marriage is a sin

He is married to a woman somewhat surprisingly.