What would you tell aliens if they came into contact with you?

Kill the brown ones, they're worthless.

please genocide all the non whites except the japanese

GET FUCKED SPACE NIGGERS. WE'RE FULL.

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Nailed it.

Hey bro wanna hit my bong

Dont trust the ones with the big noses

Want to go to the amazon spACE MOTH GIRL PLANET

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how much for some ayylmao pussy

fuck off and die xeno

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FUCK NIGGERS!

Just nuke this motherfucker.

Please give us the power to exterminate all lesser species on earth in return for a loyal ally for future conquest of the milky way

ayy lmao

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KFC is tasty

>What would you tell aliens if they came into contact with you?

Bend over. This time I'll do all of the probing.

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"I rebuke you foul demon in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ"

"Go straight to the pit and never return, in Jesus mighty name!"

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I'd fuck a female alien, then say, "u mad space nigger?"

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Forgive them

Bring tits and pussy or fuck off we're full

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Iddy bitty baby itty bitty boat, habbib it.

go back to mexico.

there are no aliens idiot. they are fallen spirits. demons.

S h i n y

P o l y m e r s

>Best start believing in Indians, you are one.

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nah if human exist then there is also other shit just as smart or smarter then us there is no denying that not saying their ARNT demons too

it's the kike's satanic deception. and you fell for it hook & sinker.

If abducted
>establish sentience by standing my ground and not running amook like some animal
>establish some reasoning through matematics. like addition, substraction, then go on to Pythagoras and other theories to show intelligence and knowledge
>draw the solar system and point to the third planet eclipsing the sun

that's if they're just evaluating and not actively trying to show me stuff

Ah, Blue Beam hype on /pol, i see. Pic related for the most parts.

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Suffer not the Xenos to live!

Don’t come any closer the toxic madness has killed all who come here. Please orbital bombardment is the only solution. Don’t stop until you crack the mantle and reset life on this forsaken world.

"hello" probably.

please use your death ray on these Jews. don't listen to anything they say because they always lie.

Can I have saucer and raygun?

You can have all of earth in return.

I don't have the Gift. Fuck off.

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I'd take them to the desert and ask if I could take their picture in front of a weird looking tree.

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"Get rid of (certain groups)"

based and underrated

oh shit

Niggers tounge my anus

I'd ask why the mods didn't cancel this off topic thread when I reported it.

"Hey, don't put that probe in there! Pizdets..."

Exterminatus now please

humans will not change unless there is an immediate reason to do so.

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Why would they get rid of themselves?

jew bad

Ask them why no matter how many times I report you, you are still here?

>mfw the aliens fall for the Jewish lies and exterminate the white race out of anger for thousand of years of white oppression
Feelsgoodman

Confess to a Brother

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take me with you!

I would vote for you to be the earth ambassador.

What the hell are you going say to an advanced race they dont already know. Should be thinking of what questions you want to ask and how to learn as much as you can. 2 eyes, 2 ears, one mouth. See more, hear more, speak less. Represent the human race like a boss not some mudshit chimp that doesnt stop barking

Should have used an image of a white bull, would have gotten more interest from morman fags

Fuck off, we're full.

>white bull
No such thing

I'd offer them a canada dry and then show them the canada dry commercial with the cowboy shooting the bottles here it is
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EGROYVm7UPM
and then I'd just watch their mind being blown.

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Can you spare an ayy minute to talk about the kikes?

WHEN I SAY PICK, YOU SAY COTTON!!!

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Kek

WHEN I SAY GET EXTERMINATED BY YOUR OWN WOMEN RACE MIXING, YOU SAY THANK YOU JAMAL

>The results are striking.
>An African-American man would have to earn $154,000 more than a white man in order for a white woman to prefer him.

kek cope harder

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now you've gone and done it...

>most white women dont breed
>of the ones that do most breed black
Ah yes, cope harder lil white boi, won’t be much longer now with no more white babies being born :)

Tell them how to get saved
youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

fuck me in the ass bby

I'd offer my servitude in trade of knowledge.

Take me to your leader. We come in peace. Can I have some pics of your tits?

>my definition of alien life is tinged with stone aged superstitious religious nonsense

why not just tell us you're a sub 70 IQ nigger that cannot comprehend anything above your room temp IQ, literal retard

t. cuck

Pls nuke us all

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what's ironic is this happened to me once

He's right though faggot, look up the demon Alister Crowley summoned.

>ayo huwyte gurl lemme snif yo quim beeyotch

Niggers don't actually want to end the supply of white people being born, because though they are dull minded even they understand limited resources, when it effects them directly.

You're a jew. Get hanged by the neck until dead.

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if you dont help us with the jews i'll shoot you too

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Screw Your Optics, I'm Going In

>"summoned"
>enochian magic designed to communicate and call upon ayys
>HERP DERP MAJIK

You're not smart enough for this thread, cave nigger.

"Pull it"

aliens are goy's just like us, we'd find common ground

do you happen to have that img?

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Nobody has it. Everytime it gets posted it gets deleted.

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Fuck off we're full.

Seething. God the truth hurts like hell huh? Niggers are dumb, you will go extinct.

Tell them that the pool is closed because of aids

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COTTON!

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This. Why tf does it keep getting deleted with 1-3mins. This shit is giving me goosebumps

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Kill the jews and niggers first.

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Id ask what their business here is and i'd try to be the best RPG NPC I could be. What do I fucking know that they want?

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