How can you logically advocate for mutilating infants?

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Not only can I actually feel my dick, it's also a God-given shekel hiding apparatus.

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Aesthetics

But cut dicks look like dried up, scarred husks.
And the head loses that natural softness and sheen.

It makes it look less like a baby’s dick. It’s just the preference of the times, cut penises stem from military tradition. A warrior only keeps the essentials, anything that might get in the way or doesn’t directly benefit you has to be left behind. A lot of soldiers died during the world wars from infected foreskins or lack of hygiene.

Circumcision is a lot like if a hypothetical group of people pulled their nails out just for the fuck of it. I really don’t get it.

Imagine a whole group of people who just walked around the earth with no fingernails

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this needs to be an olympic sport

Simple, just don't cut your kid. How hard is that for anyone to grasp?

what the fuuck

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you can't

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And then the smegma covered coins go back into circulation just wtf is wrong with white people.

I hate those noisy little shits.

Why do you care? Does if put off the flavor as well?

This is one of the worst copes I've ever seen

Yeah, circumcized people have no idea.

It isn't even a gonzo thing like people stretching their asshole, the foreskin is just naturally that stretchy.

It fills up like a balloon.

But I suppose people could turn it into a disgusting gonzo thing. So no lets not turn it into an olympic sport.

Ha ha.
I couldn't stand looking down at a circumcised dick every day.
Maybe it's hard to relate, as someone who can't see it past their gut though.

>It makes it look less like a baby’s dick. It’s just the preference of the times, cut penises stem from military tradition. A warrior only keeps the essentials, anything that might get in the way or doesn’t directly benefit you has to be left behind. A lot of soldiers died during the world wars from infected foreskins or lack of hygiene.
It literally exists like that due to evolution literally being the best possible way to protect your penis, not lead it to more infections.

good way to catch a disease

this lol

>good way to catch a disease
Yeah probably not a good idea. Let's not popularize people doing shit like this.

Unless someone with AIDS literally bled on one of the coins, he should be fine.
Even then, if it doesn't enter the urethra, I'm pretty sure he'd be fine.

When I was a kid I would stuff my foreskin with lego people and pretend I was suffocating them to death

based and foreskin pilled
>i guess we uncirc-chads have a pocket even when we have no clothes on

>It makes it look less like a baby’s dick. It’s just the preference of the times, cut penises stem from military tradition. A warrior only keeps the essentials, anything that might get in the way or doesn’t directly benefit you has to be left behind. A lot of soldiers died during the world wars from infected foreskins or lack of hygiene.
The area inside the foreskin is going to cultivate bacteria that your body is immune to due to being exposed to it over and over and foreign invading bacteria will have to survive the bacteria within your foreskin before it can get to the urinal tract.

It's the same way with your mouth, throat and lungs. Those are not devoid of bacteria, rather specialized bacteria lives and thrives in there and your body becomes immune to that bacteria so it is not a threat to your body. But that bacteria fights off invading bacteria.

The first line of defense of your immune system is actually bacteria that your body is immune to, living in specialized outside areas. This is why the natural penis is the way it is.

>makes it look less like a baby's
>circumcision is almost always performed on newborns
What did he mean by this? Circumcision is absolutely barbaric, unfortunately I'm cut by my son isnt, the sick Jewish tradition ends with me.

When I was a kid, I used the hold the tip of the foreskin when I went to pee to make a "pee bomb".
Like said, it fills up like a balloon.

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thats how i flush cum from under my foreskin

>B-b-but it's cleaner!

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I like my foreskin

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Good point, actually.
The foreskin sort of functions like your tonsils; it catches bacteria, so that more vital body parts won't have to.

>not posting the guy who put his turtle in his foreskin

Nice looking peen, lad.

>cue Americans posting their dicks
Take your faggotry to

>tiny hotdog
>jew pubes
Have you considered suicide?

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Don't fret, leaf.
I got you covered.

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>jew pubes
I have to ask - what?

>aesthetic
>healthy
>CLEAN
I wonder...the forskin only serves a use for rape. Considering females can self lubricate what need for the extra skin? It's to make it easier to rape. Seems only incels haeb their forskin

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the dumbest post on Jow Forums right now

8 inches is hardly tiny, you ass blasted leaf

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Same lmao

>extra skin
>that you can use during sex
>girls like fat and long dicks
>how will more skin help me?

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I'm not an expert at mutt measurements, but that definitely doesn't look like 8 inches.

Masturbating would feel nicer and you wouldn't need lube, but then again, you will never know the difference.

Girls like hard dicks, extra skin just makes it mushier

The friction force depends on the mass of a penis plus the coefficient of sliding friction.

It's as long as my remote which is exactly 8 inches long

How do people jerk off without foreskin jesus christ

>healthy
>CLEAN
imagine cutting off your lips and part of your cheeks so you can brush your teeth better

With some form of lube.
Incidentally, I never understood the "lotion jokes" in american movies until I was in my late teens.

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