Tenshi eating a corndog!
Tenshi eating a corndog!
Aaron Robinson
Joshua Lopez
She sure is.
Nolan Wright
kept us waiting huh
Thomas Bailey
I pooped my pants
Jackson Davis
based & tenshi-pilled
Noah Roberts
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little celestial thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Jow Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" tenshi eating a corndog, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Jow Forums posting about a fucking angel eating a corndog. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic celestialfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG! TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Carson Ortiz
what the FUCK
Parker Torres
anime
Jason Hughes
What's with you fucking mexicans, jesus fuck. We need to annex the fuck outta that place.
Jason Martin
Easton Perry
damn I miss LSD
Zachary Nguyen
So scarrry...
Xavier Wright
checked
Ethan Garcia
Goodnight, Jow Forums
Logan Cox
I missed jou
Jonathan Bailey
Bocchi is so fucking great, I love it. Also I claim Nako.
Matthew Wood
Connor Evans
Who's Tenshi? Why is this posted daily? Why is her eating a corndog relevant? Is this some sad gen z gay shit?
P.S; you don't need to answer the last Q.
Colton Gomez
"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it.
Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom.
Ethan Johnson
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Hudson Flores
A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane.
Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding way.
Michael White
Finally, I can go to sleep!
Adam Cook
Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky. What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be.
Brody Myers
So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku.
This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.
William Edwards
>Who's Tenshi?
Tenshi is a girl from Touhou, a bullet hell game where cute girls with the power to destroy the world shoot millions of projectiles at each other for fun.
>Why is this posted daily?
Why not?
>Why is her eating a corndog relevant?
It's a /jp/ meme.
>Is this some sad gen z gay shit?
This shit is older than most of Jow Forums.
Aaron Campbell
Tenshi eating a corndog is the very embodiment of life, the universe, and everything in it. A forshia of sorts, striking the referential aspects wherein each passage of thought meets a point of time in and along the infinite curvature of a straight line.
Landon Brooks
Dude, enough. I'm sorry I asked. It's clearly some gen z gay shit that they think is cute because they're all gay and were raised on Pokémon which is gay. The only logical reason for the continued creation of these threads daily are 1 of 2 things. 1. The poster is a massive fag. 2. The title is a searchable phrase for intelligence agents in the know to search to easily find the thread daily and there is hidden information imbedded in the image - but that's retarded, so I'm going with 1.
Sebastian Reed
What is a corndog?
Chase Hughes
blessed shitposter
never change, mexico
Charles Nelson
William Perez
It's a hotdog with a thick layer of cornmeal batter that has been deep fried and put on a stick so you can hold it by the stick.
Jaxson Cox
My favorite thread of the day
Angel Walker
>It's a hotdog with a thick layer of cornmeal batter that has been deep fried and put on a stick so you can hold it by the stick.
lol It's a hotdog with a thick layer of cornmeal batter that has been deep fried and put on a stick so you can hold it by the stick.
Logan Scott
Did you get banned for posting this every night you fucking leaf?
Henry Cooper
t. Newfag
Hudson James
It's what Americans put in their mouths when they can't find a cock to satisfy their cravings.
Jackson Hall
We don't eat with our hands here in a first world country.
Benjamin Wood
>We don't eat with our hands here in a first world country.
lol We don't eat with our hands here in a first world country.
Parker Morris
I don't even care if this is a shill slide thread. Tenshi eating a corndog! comforts me.
Ryan Thomas
Pretty much all American foods are eaten by hand - burgers, pizza slices, tacos, hot dogs etc.
Aaron Perez
Someone please post reviewbrah eating a corndog
Julian Lopez
>burgers
Earl of Sandwich
>pizza
Mama Mia!
>tacos
Si Senor
>frankfurters
(((Oscar Meyer)))
Keep going.
Jayden Long
This sort of culture is why half your generation are turning trans. Raised in bully-free environments is why this shit became popular. In my day someone would have called you a fag and punched you for liking this shit and you would have stopped or at least kept it hidden from spreading but no, you all got participation medals and pat's on the head for being mediocre and shared it amongst your friends and now you all finger your asses and wear foundation and mascara.
Sage.