Let's start a cult

I'm sick of working for a living
I bet if a handful of anons put our minds to it we could come up with a myth and ideology like People's Temple, Koresh, Aum Shinrikyo ect and live like kings
not even memeine what is there to stop us? especially with things as uncertain as they are globally right now, there's no shortage of scared confused people who will take to a good cult like ducks to water. pls offer any insights you can, let's get this off the ground

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Ex Mormon here. Was in it to win it for 40 years.

Selling religion ain't hard

AMA

Our last attempt to make a cult turned into the_donald

>I bet if a handful of anons put our minds to it we could come up with a myth and ideology like People's Temple, Koresh, Aum Shinrikyo ect and live like kings
Sort of like a national gibs me dat and obey me party. A kind of national socialist party if you will...

I may be on Jow Forums but fuck commies and fuck fascists. A pox on both your houses.
And fuck you too, OP, for trying to start a false religion.

>let's start a cult
let's not, what the fuck is wrong with you? What cult in history do you think worked out well?

If you're an EX mormon then you understand why NOT to do it.

kys psychopath faggot

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I didn't say I would. Im just handing out free advice if anyone was interested in doing it themselves.

My mistake, so why is it a bad idea?

jexu christ look at all these fbi agents trying not to get you to become ythe next buddha kin carnate
Obvss it's your tombe to shinne..

what should a good cult have? like if it's going to sell, what are the core aspects to get people to convert?
>false
only thing that decided is a religion is false or not is whether it wins
L Ron Hubbard did pretty well for himself

How many people have suffered because of him?

Lol, it's hard work!

right but we're not planning on being the spazmos who buy into this shit, we're planning on being the ruling caste that don't have to work being waited upon in fortified compounds remember?

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All the pieces we need are already in place. We're already the cult. We just need more women.

>I'm sick of working for a living
be nonwhite

Either you have a cult that acts as a savior offering people refuge from a depraved world or a doomsday cult that welcomes the end. You could also have both. But to be honest pol already seems like it might be cult. With some tweaking you might be able to make some of what we already believe more palatable for normies.

One thing that good cults utilize is the cloud/sun/question ploy.

Jehovah's witnesses do it well.

Start out telling how fucked the world around you is. Then tell them how good things are in your cult. Then ask them "don't you want this too?". Works well.

Also, appeal to mens authority. Always in a family situation give repsect and recognize the mans authority in his household.

These are just selling points to get people suckered in. As far as the doctrine itself, mormonism works well on dummies because it plays up peoples pure ego. You too can become GOD! Just follow these steps!

Then give people lots of busy work to keep them from questioning whatever doctrine you've made up. Busy work always.

These are just some basic things

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The nazis and empire of Japan both had mythical creation stories. Something like they descended from higher beings but they've been corrupted by race mixing or whatever. This might be a good angle

Mormons do both which is why they suffer from high depression.

It's a disconnect that occurs because it's the ultimate ego religion of free agency to become gods against the realization that everything is futile. So when they realize they can't change the collapsing world around them they freak out and just resign to Jesus and joesph smith saving them in the millennium.

Mormons are like the polar opposite of Buddhists

The only thing you’ll end up with after emulating Charlie is a gold watch and a couple of alimony payments.

thanks for the advice man
i appreciate it

A good example of a guy I went and studied was this dude who makes tiny houses. Check out Pure Salvage Living.

It was the closest thing I've ever seen to a Manson style cult minus the stabby stabby. Dude is super sincere but way out there. Lived with his community for a few weeks cus I was way into the tiny house movement 10 years ago when it was just starting to get noticed.

He had a great scam where people paid him to learn how to salvage materials to build houses. He was just using people for slave labor. And he charged them for it. Amazing that people paid. I told him I wasn't paying a dime for doing his work for him. But there were like tons of people that did.

Pic related is the guy

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Dude is actually pretty based. Almost Ted pilled.

He even made fake boulders and shit out of onions based insulation. He would use them for cover up the tunnels he was digging so the government couldn't do any aerial photography of his land. He lived on land that was unregulated or something. Just go find his Facebook page and the level of crazy will blow your mind. He had tons of hippy chicks serving him all the time.

Maybe you could go to Israel and join their cult of death it seems it might be what you're looking for

>join
no I want to be in charge or at least not be doing manual labour and im not jewish so thats not on the table
this seems like a good model for what i want desu
i dont want some big conflagration against the govt or society
just a low-intensity, low-visibility cult to make my life easier

>we're planning on being the ruling caste
That is why you are evil.

Wasnt manson part of that mind control cia shit and he went rogue?
>read that in a nxvim(?) thread

Can we start a discord server for this cult? That way we could gather our 'leaders' which can start to push this stuff out globally in their hometowns

Been there, done that. Being a cult leader isn’t all what it is cracked up to be mate. You end up hanging around a bunch of idiots (your followers) all day. After the fun wears off, they take your energy away.

>Let's start a cult
Why not join existing ones ? Like Qanon or /ptg/ ?

low-intensity and low-visibility: Spoken like a true glow

>implying Jow Forums isn't already a cult

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You do it first, then I'll join if it's successful.

I'd rather be evil, comfortable and relaxed than "good", poor and tired lol
ricochet will be better, less infiltrated, but yes
because i dont want to be just another tracksuit wearer I want to be the Doe of the cult

There it is: the best post you'll ever see with that flag above it.

Charles manson was a man of culture.

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you're all fools, perfect targets for a real cult leader