My parents noticed my degenerate lifestyle and are trying to get me (((arranged marriaged))). How do I escape this bullet Jow Forums?
My parents noticed my degenerate lifestyle and are trying to get me (((arranged marriaged)))...
poo on the kitchen table
That's probably normal behavior
Stop living a degenerate lifestyle
kek, based poo posters.
Avoid it every time they bring it up
easy
Fuck them up
Stop using loo and they'll stop thinking you're weird.
fpbp
They aren't bringing it up. They directly went and talked to the girl's family today. I was planning a vacation to thailand to fuck ladyboys and girls next month WTF
No I'm just 22 I want to get married after 28 not now
Accelerationists should be gassed
You can still do it, but the most important question, is the arranged marriage girl hot?
No idea. If she's hot she'll be a roastie THOT
Stop being kiked and just get traditionally arranged marriage.
i don't get it, ur literally getting free pussy, whats so bad about that?
I say go for it.
kill yourself
I wish my parents got me arranged marriage
what are you retarded?
Arranged marriage is great be glad they found you a girl to marry faggot. You will be safe from masturbating and other degenerate shit. Marry have kids live a life.
>free
Marriage is a huge money burden
>she'll be a roastie THOT
Living with a mentally normal person will do you good.
where are you from?
You don't have to marry to stop being a degenerate what's wrong with you?
Are you an idiot? Arranged marriage is the best.
Tell the girls parents you do drugs and problem solved!!
Problem is I actually do drugs and my parents dont know about it. I'll get evicted and disowned if they come to know
Then tell them you're a faggot
Probably worse
Tell them you heard she is barron!
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Depends
If you have light skin go through with it and produce offspring, if you have dark skin continue to resist and never breed
What does she look like?
I wouldn't do it if she's ugly
I HAVE NO IDEA
Well wait until you have the information before freaking out dumbfuck
Don't let them get to you. These wh*toids think we all get average or hot chicks
That isn't reality. Reality is you get a below average looking girl that is chubby or slightly overweight and there is no chemistry between you
Tell them you refuse you pathetic retard
No arranged marriage is a burden that they try to offload on you. Refusing is not an option. It's pushed on you and a complete gamble. Most often men lose the gamble
they're doing you a huge favor, stop being an ungrateful shit
>My parents noticed my degenerate lifestyle and are trying to get me (((arranged marriaged))). How do I escape this bullet Jow Forums?
file a restraining order against the usurpers.
STAY MAD
How do the Indianchads get that stacy poon? or do they have to get arrange marriage too?
fpbp
Look good(I lift a little). But only older women who are desperate hit on me
she's going to be disappointed
>STAY MAD
scared of a restraining order?
how about genetic proof of parentage?
There's no restraining order in India. Police will probably force me to accept their demands
they have to prove that they are your parents, correct?
Max that'll happen is that police may beat me up
Fuck off we're just about literally full of you kebab fart smelling curry niggers.
Thank God they're tightening up immigration from poo poo nations, and an increasing amount of you meth smoking homos are filling up our jails.
You need some post shit clarity
Haha
be happy that you will find true love so easily.
go poo in the loo as a celebration of this
Oh look the poos mad that people only know of his country by the people's poor bathroom manners and sanitation. I'd worry about the parasites in your body before the free pussy there, Kumar.
Why do they get so obese after marriage? They hit the wall so quick,they all have fat tummies, fucking disgusting. I have seen few with c-section scars and the overhang. Women are truly grotesque creatures from hell.
I don't know user. My life went southwards since I started bringing in decent salary. I thought this would make me happy but it has ended up having opposite effects. Suddenly now I am being forced into providing for someone else
>just poo things
is she cute?
>just read the thread
see if she is cute before you bail, user
in the 99% chance she isn't, just make up some bullshit about how the relationship wouldn't work to your parents. it's not important that you believe it, just that they do. i don't know what is typical in india, but some minor social taboo violation is a good place to start.
My parents know I'm a degenerate. They want to force me into having a wife and kids
You are being forced to provide for some tiktok whore. Don't get married too soon.
Look at it this way, Hindubro. Who knows you better than your parents? Who could possibly be more motivated to search for a girl you'd get along with, than your parents? Seems like a sweet deal to me.
Also, take her to Thailand with you. Have her hold the camera while you piss on the ladyboys. If she refuses, that's grounds for divorce right there, and you're free and single again. If she's fine with it, you've found yourself a keeper.
You misunderstand me: you have to convince them she’s a degenerate too. They get worried she will have an even worse influence on you, weddings off.
You can also try to stall for several years and eventually you’ll either find someone else you like, or you’ll be in a position to GTFO.
Tell them that you wish to get a master's degree and you are preparing for entrance examinations. This will stall the arranged marriage and you can keep your parents happy at the same time. Heck they will probably pay your tuition if you actually decide to go back to Uni.
I don't have a bachelors in the first place. I'm a drop out
Good idea
This whole thread serves as proof of how retarded indians and their cultures are
Kys niggershit poos
Fuck sake does no one have free agency outside the West. Other races are like children and need oppressive parents or governments to steer them through life
Beat them to it. Find a girl on your own and marry her as soon as possible.
you idiot
arranged marriages are the best
you know it's not about love from the start
so no whoring and no "i'm not happy anymore" bullshit
you're in it to make and raise children, not to masturbate
degenerate
i hope they pick an ugly frigid bitch, that'll teach you to be a useless piece of trash
no white woman for you pooinloo
>No
she's coming
>I was planning a vacation to thailand to fuck ladyboys and girls next month WTF
go there and stay there, or be prepared to marry goatchita
>2019
>be beta currynigger
>no way in hell you'll land a good trad wife to marry and have children with on your own
>parents are angels, get you a decent wife
>HURRDURR NOO I WANT TO GO TO THAILAND AND FUCK LADYBOYS
yeah you deserve worse than anything your parents can dish out
i hope the thaibros pooshank you
this
OP is a retarded degenerate faggot
do what your parents tell you
for fucks sake why are you streetshitters so stupid
even though marriage is shit and a losing game for men, arranged marriages are probably the most red pilled form, especially if the bride is from a good family and is a virgin.
count your blessings pajeet
>I don't have a bachelors in the first place. I'm a drop out
you dont even deserve an arranged marriage
you're on a fast track to self destruction
your parents should disown you already and cut all contact with you
Like that faggot kuthrapali from big faggit bang show, "seriously consider this because it might be the only way youll ever have sex"
Even Bermuda is bitchslapping pooinloo
>parents trying to get you to have sex
>NOOOO SAVE ME
Why?
he told us he wants to have sex with thai trannies