Battle of the Dems

Looks like a cast assembled to summon a black hole void of energy.

Debate 2 looks more interesting

This all will be hilarious

why no joe or berni?

>Which loser will win?

There’s not a single winner in the bunch.

Yang, Tulsi, Biden & Pocahontas. That order. Cancel the rest, especially O'Cuck and Buttkrieg.

mommy

Someone has to record the debates, then overlay Trumps tweets on the screen!

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Yang is the only one with above room temp iq

Warren because it's the kiddy table and the media is pushing her hard

YANG GANG BITCHES!

If you had to vote for one based on looks alone who would it be? I'd go O'Rourke. Looks kind of like JFK after a few whacks of the ugly stick.

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On the contrary - they will try to attack each other, so its all intresting. In first debate there are Tulsi and Blasio, who can burn, take a hit, initiate intresting attacks. Warren and Beto will have high stakes so they cannot allow to be passive. There are a lot of women, so they will fight each other, they can't allow to just stand and get points for being a single woman on stage, talking about breaking the celling. They have to drown other women, outpromise them, throw dirt on them, appeal to some new groups of voters.

Holy shit, where are all the libs that were calling the amount of Republican candidates a "sign that the party is dying" now?

>No watching Yang promise free shit
>No watching Harris pretend to be black
>No watching Biden perv on the women
What's the point

Complete shitshow

Drumpf

NO ONE CARES!

Hilldawg’s ghost

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Where is Yang and Bernie?

Nothing is high stakes about the first one lol, boring as shit. None of them will win. Democrat party won't make the mistake again of running a woman against Trump.

I can't watch any of this or I'll break my monitor. All of these people are traitors and so is Trump. Fuck kikes!

Klobuchar looks stoic, more centrist and worker oriented. Democrats scared of her, she is TOO balanced, not very devisive. She is the safest bet. Tulsi is easily vulnerable, not good.

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Second night.

Klobuchar.

Yang Gang fucking REKT

Its over commies

Biden is going to literally die on stage

Beto is bro tier. He's gonna tear shit up during the debates.

Wow for a party that really hates white males, its running 11 of them.

Are you serious, dude? They are politicians, every one of them already got money invested and see themselves in the White House. They actually will fight each other, not very dirty, won't stoop so low to nickname each other, but will have some lines remembered to damage each other.
They don't want to just bow their heads and allow Biden to take it.

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The jews.

hickenlooper

Better question is who is gonna drop out of the race afterwards. I'd bet at least 2 or 3 will be out.

Is it just me or do they all look like reptiles besides Kaly Juga Tulsi?

I can't wait to see that chink get btfo

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Lol

I'm rooting for Buttigeieg

some fat nigress called Abrams wanted to run, if i remember correctly. Maybe she thinks - i'm fat, black, i can even miss the debates and get Vice ticket from Biden in the end. Like Obama made white Vice Biden, Biden now will have black woman Vice

Night 1 winner:
Tulsi
>Runner up: Warren

Night 2 winner:
Buttigieg
>Runner up: Yang

digits confirm

They'll make the same mistake of running a low energy neoliberal shill though.

ball bearings and nails

HAHAHAH I LOVE HOW THEY PUT BETO IN THE CENTRE AND PUT BEAMING LIGHT DOWN ON HIM HAHAHA

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The five candidates that weren't invited will be the winners since they're pretty much assured showing up at later debates, while several of those that attend the first debate will be dropping out just from one or two dumb sound bites that will be replayed constantly.

Yang gang reporting in

Tulsi and Bernie

How do we watch this

its going to be deep night in Russia, but i will watch it

thosE of us not watching

It's not up to them, it's up to the delegates who also answer to people (they don't answer to the politicians) dumb russian shill. This is how bernie won the primary election but didn't end up being the democrat nominee.

>Yang Gang
He's in the next debate, on the 27th

Warren probably, she the only Democrat with an actual platform

>no Yang in the debate
I just hope we can still have a Tulsi/Yang 2020. $1000 a month and telling Israel to shove Iran up its ass is pretty good to me.

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Hes not in this debate you fuckikg idiot

>shill reporting in
Gotta get that bread, son.

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lmao, you still securing that bag, buddy?

...

>Who will win the debate?

trump

Hes the next debate, jfc you guys are dumb as dirt

Why do you have 40 possibilities for one party all supporting the same exact ideas? Can anyone run as a politician? Isn't that a waste of everyone's time and money?

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>Tfw yang isn't there
kek

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Wew lad, better go ahead and neck yourself

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Winning is racist.

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bottom of the pic

Is Buttigieg based?

You'll always be a poorfag, no chink can save you. Gay meme btw

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Night one is an absolute blowout for Warren unless she gets butthurt about pretending to be native American again.

Night two is where the intrigue shows up
>Will Sanders get called out for not even being a Democrat?
>Will Biden manage to appeal to anyone under the age of 50?
>Will Harris talk for more than 30 seconds without mentioning racism?
>Will Buttgieg talk about how hard it is to be buttgay?
And free space
>$1000

They changed the rules, delegates matter less now.

Gang banging your mom's asshole

>Why do you have 40 possibilities for one party all supporting the same exact ideas? Can anyone run as a politician? Isn't that a waste of everyone's time and money?

because the DNC primaries aren't about issues, they're about identity politics. so you got the gay twink, the "native american" woman, the "blackish" gay man, the ching chong man, 2 jewish women, and 4 mentally disabled white males of various gender fluidness.

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Who cares

Jews

behold the IQ of the average Yanger

Retards, demons, and Tulsi. That's why I see

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No not at all but people should take him seriously. He's an empty suit like France's Macron but that's exactly what the establishment could be looking for.

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there was no bench after hillary and she's not around to fuck up any potential competition.

>low bar for entry + low standards + arrogance + (almost) free advertising = clown car

>telling Israel to shove Iran up its ass
That's not going to happen with Tulsi at the top of the ticket. Tulsi described Israel as a great ally. She also abandoned her job representing the people of her state to go fight in Iraq for Israel. We know where she stands.

Too bad they're aren't trying to run any actual beaners who could call Beta out for being a mick pretending to be a spic.

Boomer will win the debate tonight.

Yang is tomorrow night

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Umm this is problematicly white. PoC need more representation!

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Imagine not wanting $1000/mo extra no questions asked.

Trump

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go to bed boomer

Tulsi

But the boomers told me that’s literally communism and would destroy the US?