If you had a time machine, what time period would you go to?

Personally, I would pick between 2006 - 2010, since that was the best time of my life. In second place as the time I would go back to, I would say 2016, since that was the best year I’ve had so far since 2011 when my life went to shit. Maybe even some of 2017.

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1930 Germany so I could tell butler how to win

Same years for me for the same reasons

Nazi Germany, pre-war.
Life could have been beautiful if they had only been shown the way to victory.

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To the time of creation so i could meet God, or the garden of eden so i could slap the shit out of eve before she tempted adam.

I would go back back to right before the first dot.com stock bubble and invest. I would pull out at all the right times. I would work all the angles.

And then when the time is right, and m00t is about to sell to hiro, i would buy this piece of shit board amd shut it down.

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>time travel back to meet founding fathers
>convince them not bring niggers here
I just saved america

I would stab Phocas in the face before he overthrew Maurice. So much bullshit could have been avoided

Time of creation so I could slap the shit out of God before he makes His big blunder.

Sooo close.... I would have arrive moments before the snake talks to eve, wait snake, and.. BASH THAT FUCKING SNAKES HEAD IN WHILE YELLING 'FUCK YOU JEW SNAKE! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

Then i'd calmly excuse myself, while taking a long hard look at eve's tits, then leave

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idk it's a hard choice desu.

>Could see the first civilization
>Could see the end of the world
>Could meet great-great-great-grandkids
>Could kill all the Bolshevists
>Could catch a dinosaur
>Could find out who killed JFK
>Could prove whether 9/11 was an inside job
>Could tell Assange not to fuck those women
>Personally I would pick several unremarkable and very recent years because I already lived through them once and they were ok

what the fuck nigger

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>i would buy this piece of shit board amd shut it down.
may as well with OPs like this

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Be a gunslinger in the Old West.

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Nazi Germany, I need to have an talk with him about June 6th 1944.

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The 1990s. I grew up during that time and I've long wondered what it'd be like to go back and experience it from the perspective of adulthood.

It was fucking hell if you were a politically aware person. Leave the positive memories alone. Go back further

70,s chance the migration
deal and stop the EU before it happened

1996, when Austin wasn't California yet, and DSL had just arrived

1920, to kill fdr, Churchill and stalin

1488

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Churchhill and stalin not coming to power could be interesting. Im not sure who would have replaced winston but stalin would have been replaced by trotskey. I think trotskey would have helped the communists more in the weimar republic but I dont know if it would change hitlers rise to power.

The Belle Epoque.

I'd visit the year 0 to laugh at all the crazy cult leaders in Jerusalem and try to guess at which one will be the inspiration for the later Jesus character of Christian fiction.

or check out Dinosaurs

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I would time travel to either 1900 or 1918.

watch out user, you might end up being jesus on accident

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1801-1809
because of best pres evah, my man Thomas Jefferson

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1913, to kill the FED.

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I would go to the patent office and grab a copy of everything. Fucking everything. And go back to Ancient Athens and proclaimed myself Prometheus.

Is it a one way trip?
If so, 1990.
The run from 1990-2007 was kino.

If I can come back then I'd go to some camps and take some pictures.

Frankly, I'd love to sink on the Titanic.
That or tell Hitler how to win the war.

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>If you had a time machine
Any place in history that you go to would get wiped out by the Bacteria in/on your body.
Not to mention if you go back far you wont be able to understand shit and talk to people. I would prodict you would get shanked and left in a ditch.

>what time period would you go to?
9 November 2016
I'd stay there like ground hog's day for a week or two.

I would go back in time and fuck your father so you'd turn out to be less of an idiot.

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1860s southern US.
Show them new weapons and tactics.