How fucked are you?
*starts swimming toward you*
Adrian Hughes
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Noah Bailey
That's why you don't ever swim in the sea retard
Nathan Perry
I would knock it the fuck out
Jack Bennett
I thought this was Jow Forums not the ocean
Joseph Morris
Depends. Orcas are smart and don't just kill mindlessly, but they can kill easily.
Jose Morales
I'd wail on it so fucking hard
Adam Sanders
it's not a pit so i should be safe
Justin Lewis
Never has a WILD orca once attacked a human in all of recorded history. Not a single time. Captured ones at sea world, lol diff story. In the wild they have even saved drowning humans. So not fucked at all
Justin Moore
They do shake down fishing boats now which is funny.
Nathaniel Reyes
make quick, wild movements so it can see, I'm not a normal ocean creature but have weird arms and legs and amd no normal prey. And I'm also willing to "fight". Sometimes predators don't attack you then.
WIth sharks that helps I got told.
Also works with musk oxen sometimes.
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Jayden Cooper
It just wants a hug.
Parker Butler
Orcas don't attack people in the wild
They have been known to save drowning people
William Foster
I imagine that swimsuit pisses them off. That color choice/pattern. It's subtly mocking.
Adam Scott
the normies have never swam in the oceans with the orca.
Jonathan Sanders
Orcas generally won’t eat/attack people unless it’s a mistake/confused. But that’s almost never.
Many instances of all types of whales protecting divers in the ocean from sharks that the diver is unaware of at the time.
Joseph Long
I'd be excited to make an awesome encounter.
It's just curious and so am i.
David James
>I hear blubber is good eating
heh
Logan Wilson
high quality thread right here
Jace Mitchell
Its just a big dolfin, hope its a woman dolfin and present my benis for its big dolfin bagina.
Oliver Sanders
Not really fucked they don't eat humans not a single fatal Atack in last 50-70years at max it might hit you wit its tail accidentally then you'll break many bones
Jason Reyes
Fatties do the same at golden corral.
Hunter Edwards
Just hope you don't meet this faggot in the wrong mood
Kayden Price
whales are too empathic.
They should kill us for what humans did to them and still do (whale hunting, life as a clown in seaworld).
But they still help us, like a white liberal college girl who helps a 19 year old somali child soldier with a drug problem
Elijah Carter
whats that? Barakuda?
Jason Miller
Not much considering they never killed anyone in the wild
Isaiah King
You should shave some off your hand and have a meal then.
Samuel Peterson
I had a part time job at a dolphinarium in America I hanged out with bottlenose dolphin and killer whales I miss those times it sucks being a surgeon I wish I could go back but make the same money
Samuel Reed
they might mistake you for a whale calf.
dont forget to report this slide thread btw
Camden Johnson
These things are pretty friendly to humans
David White
Yeah. My father did some scuba diving in the 70s and he managed to get bitten, which leaves really deep and complicated lacerations. Obviously becomes a problem underwater
Jack White
Aren't Orcas usually found with giant octopus inflicted scars on them? They are tough shit
Aaron Ortiz
>big dolphin
large chops
Tyler Russell
Came to post this.
Orca a bro
Asher Bennett
not fucked at all?
just another day at the office
Evan Scott
Daily reminder that Americans are not humans
Eli Hughes
>you will never be nursed by a whale mommy
Samuel Butler
HOLY FUCK
>squeezes toes in
Eli Torres
Doubt. I imagine that they have picked off Eskimos from time to time.