Brit/pol/ - puddin taine edition
poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!!
Imperial Leather
bro... that's kinda based
based
freebased and cocainepilled
ya ma collects footie stickers
Based and parpswine pilled
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>parpswine
that's a braphog
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>pictured: known flake bosher and top shagger holding up photograph of famous incel
based cringe
Go on lad!
thats a brappy lad
ya ma wears a shellsuit
>2019
Bri'ish Empire is still not reestablished.
What's the difference between a Braphog, Parpswine and a Tootsow?
You end up wasting a bit because of the sticker bit. You don't want to chuck it because of waste so you end up with all these stickers with little bits of soap underneath making the bathroom look dirty
alright britbongs, redpill me on the brexit party. how kiked are they and how big is their chance of winning?
last time i checked they were ahead but my forest cabin internet decided to block brit sites so i couldnt keep up with the news
Burning
I feel a burning in my stomach
I wanna know if I'm a-gonna make it
If I don't just spread my ashes
If I do just spread your mind
Swimming
I see myself a-treadin' water
I see no signs of any other people
There's a heron up above me
I lay back and spread my mind
Dutchess
She used to be a movie maker
She used like to watch the boys watch her
And she saved enough money
To go to Cal and spread her mind
Billy
Used to follow the dead with arnie
And they made a hundred thousand dollars
But ended up in federal prison
Twenty years for spreading minds
Burning
I feel a burning in my stomach
I wanna know if I'm a-gonna make it
If I don't just spread my ashes
If I do just spread your mind
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we're busy with Love Island at the moment. we'll get on it soon.
darkest timeline
Anglo culture peaked.
What's a Brexit?
this is based and cringepilled desu
the one on the left looks like pure filth. wife material.
its essentially their classiness/grace, it's not a clear line though it's like the difference between green, turquoise, teal and blue
you can get parpish braphogs and brappish tootsows just like you can get bluer shades of teal or greener shades of turquoise
Stop insult us please.
cringe
Imagine the smell
desu onions onions senpai senpai
Whatever Boris decides it to be.
also the dankest
see
would the little braphog on the left
based
How about sharing english women you find attractive?
My name is Boris
Not to be confused with Gove or Hunt or Sajid or Cameron
My name is Boris and it's always been
Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
My tie is blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Five foot six and rude as hell
I got to get her in the ground before she starts to smell
My name is Boris
My name is Boris, but call me Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
That's long for Boris so I've been told
Told that by this Tory bint that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat slapper could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed her upside the cranium with a fine willow cricket bat
My name is Boris
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I cummed on the middle girls tit, you can quite clearly see my cum which shows i'm not lying
unironically based
cringe
he did?
I see. I'm not exactly a Parpologist so I'm not well acquainted with the finer nature of Parps/Braps/Toots
which one of you incels reported my pirate navy seal copypasta? that was the longest 15 minuets of my life. you don't see me reporting you for not having sex. maybe if you talked about politics a bit more instead of posting drawings of Japanese school children, i might have been able to stay on topic.
Anyway, I believe the UK should join the Euro, Brexit or no Brexit. Debate me
is this true for english wtf
>toots
brincel detected. this isn't tumblr.
I’m too intelligent to debate you. My IQ is over 220, and I Make all as while I sleep through all of my classes. feel like I am Rick Sanchez while he was in middle school I'm way smarter than my parents and teachers and I hate having to explain to my superior intellect to all of the idiots around me.
virgins
He asked if he could join in what we was partaking in
I said old soul if you've got a match, you've also got yourself a friend
what an unfunny post
>oh no the rule has a few exceptions what a crazy language!
Cringe.
lmao imagine caring about bans
I ask you to delete the picture, please.
1/10
needs more bin burning
this
based cringe have sex based
>needs more bin burning
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our bins are burning?
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our bins are burning?
There’s literally nothing wrong with working for the council
what do you do with a drunken sailor
>dads google history
have sex councel
is that why you envy based bin burners?
needs 'this user has installed anti-bullying software'. I forgot that one when I was making it. I'll add it now
NO LAD YOU'LL BTFO HIM TOO HARD
apart from having to go round to pleps houses
nice one lad
thanks for making the based OC btw you're a true hero to the anti-council revolution
pretending to be a pirate is so last hour
I'm onto you
v2
It's literally the reverse. Don't believe anything in that pic.
you said that while i had my false flag up, i've done a number on you prepare to be boarded
Stop copying my Dyatlov meme you memecel
btfo
it was the inspiration, you are right. But you can't copyright a meme you fucking copecel.
Run a rig on you = Done a number on you
in pirate speak picel
why do you envy him for his superior memecraft?
Keith is the man.
FFS another thread started by a fucking nigger. No decent white woman fucks niggers, not ONE. If they do, then avoid, it's really that simple lads.
that's based why are you mad at his dedication
why do you think i'm mad?
>No decent white woman fucks niggers, not ONE. If they do, then avoid, it's really that simple lads.
sorry lad too much talking to landlubber incels makes you poofy
you dont have sex
well done you've just told the whole thread that you've never had sex
t. picel
At least I've never fucked a niggress, that's true.
well at least theres that
you've never even been to the carribean landnonce
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Fix up look sharp don't make me get the blitz out get dark
why do you envy me for shagging sheboons?
Put him in a long boat till he's sober.
what booty are we plundering today
>The Council Estate and its bins have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly decreased the amount of rubbish of those bincels who live in “advanced” estates, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread seething (and coping in brit/pol/ as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the based cocaine users. The continued development of bins will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject based cocaine users to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the heroin market,
it will probably lead to less coke use and virgin suffering, and it may lead to less physical suffering even in “based” council estates.
No, it's full of darkies. I could just got to London if I wanted to see wogs.
I was reading about this navy ship that chased a French ship all the way to the Caribbean and blew the fuck out of it in some island port while the captain had an orchestra on deck playing songs, can’t remember the name of it but the chase started a couple of weeks before trafalgar
cheers matey
Everyone has their thing mate. Fucking nigs, well I'm sure some like it. Same way some people stick their cocks in exhaust pipes.