Join conference call

>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

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lmao

Checked and kek'd

nice digits and thanks for making me relive my weekly meetings

> Hey before we get started can you send me and everyone else on the phone the PowerPoint Slides?

Classic. Love when the service doesn't allow changing the entry tone while the conference is active.

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How these businesses stay alive with all this retarded overhead is a mystery to me. Like wtf they could easily fire like 60% of them and the company would run the same.

It's Karl from Marketing, how is everyone doing today?

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If your job takes more than one sentence to explain, you're on middle-class welfare.

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Just wageslave things

And yet you 5 degrees and 9 years of experience to get a job. Fuck em.

The system, aka (((The Beast))) wants all useful idiots comfortably employed and oppressing actual threats until all humans can be safely dealt with

>ayo wassup, dis Dayquan wit' HR

kek

That’s the problem with the current market, you need experience even with your degree.
>dude just become a unpaid intern xd

This.
I sell shit online. Simple enough.

That’s was just the meeting I had online, some dumb bitch was watching her soap operas in the background. Luckily the boss was smart enough to be like, “I can’t hear you retard so call me back after the meeting”

>this is life for the average american

Hello, this is Ytnom Snrub with uh..... power solutions, Yes!

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This is the Dilbert Principle. Easily lead morons are groomed for middle management, to ensure complete control of the middle class. The stupidest people I have to work with as a contractor are middle managers. It's pathetic when you ask them to perform a simple and cheap fix that involves 2 different departments. They will spend thousands of extra dollars to not work across departments. I asked a guy to just allow me to do a $200 fix on the spot but he chose to do the $3500 option that wouldn't work as well, because he has no autonomy to do anything. Fucking bugmen

The look on that dumb nigger's face when I told him we could just go do it right now and solve the problem immediately, or risk the whole plant shutting down, and he had to tell me that because of the beurocracy it was impossible. Priceless. I would change my whole life if I was on the other side of that conversation

>breathing into the mic like a ufc champion
>lynchian feedback loop every 5 minutes

Desk jockies get paid more than me while I put food in their mouths. It's pretty infuriating.

Checked and keked

I'm in a conference call right now

Hahaha this

>*** beep ***
>I just head a beep, who's that?
>Hi Alex, you've got Brain from Data Transformation
>Hi Brain, how are you?
>I'm good thanks Alex, how are you?
>I'm good thanks
> ....
>I'm going to go on mute while we wait for the others
>....
>OK
>..........
> *** beep *** beep ***
>I just heard two beeps, who have we got?
>HI Alex, it's Katie here
>HI Katie, who else just joined?
>Hi Alex, it's Mark
>Hi Mark
>Hi Alex
>.......
>Does anyone know if Tim is joining us today?
>I think so, I can see him dialling in now
>....
>I think Tim is busy in another meeting
>....
>OK then Brain, do you want to wait, or should we get started?