Here's your starter home, bro

Here's your starter home, bro.

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>Nottingham

No way, fag!

How about Manchester?

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no idea how much your dollaroos are worth vs maplebucks, but I paid 269,000 for a 4 bdr 3bth 3,400 sq ft detached house, detached garage, gigantic backyard with no neighbors in the back, middle of suburbs/forested area

soooo.... kek losers

Yeah but Carabou, Newfoundland isn't exactly as diverse and vibrant as Vancouver or Toronto is it.

yeah you got me there, I don't live in Torontostan or Hongcouver. But I'm raising a fairly big family, I wouldn't want to raise my children in those degenerate shitholes.

This looks like shit
It looks like the book depository Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from

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>middle of suburbs/forested area
>calling anyone a loser

How long does it take you to get groceries and go to work?

The UK is such a depressing, miserable place, that it must be that way by design. It's like everywhere you look on that island, there is no escape.

work is exactly 24 km away, i know because I bike here fairly often. It takes me about 40 minutes to bike here. Driving, it takes me roughly 15 minutes.

Groceries are about 10 minutes away, costco 15-20

How is housing in your area lad?

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This guy gets it

>Luton
Plenty of babysitters available I suppose

maple bucks are worth less than murrican bux, but murrican bux are worth less than dollaroos.

so that's prob like 150,000 dollaroos or less.

>24km
>40 minutes bike ride
lying piece of shit leaf

The UK really is shit. Unironically.

checkin thos trips holy poop

>don't be a NEET goyim, you just need to work hard

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Can confirm, a mid-terrace two bedroom mansion just flew over my bedsit

They couldn't be bothered to move the broken into car before taking this photo?

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True

>import large swaths of shitskin immigrants
>build new homes at slower rate than increasing population
>housing demand exceeds housing supply
Hey why can’t I afford a house?

To be fair, that could fit 20 pakis, if each are paying rent it's a decent price

Mancunian here. Even for Chorlton Green that's a disgustingly high price for what looks like an ex council house. Surprise surprise the value of it fucking soared when it got all trendy and "bohemian" around there in the late 90's
Social engineering at its finest.

What legitimate excuse do you have not to move out of your parents' home or your rented room and invest in a comfy little starter home like this to live in with your wife and child?

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What is an area of Manchester that is neither a dump nor too high-end? Where can the average normie expect to afford to buy?

Another crazy amount of money

Checked and heiled

That's a steal for such prime Birmingham real estate. £300,000 by 2025 calling it

>import large swaths of shitskin immigrants

Amerilard projecting

>Bournville

Cadbury cunts driving up house prices

Looking at '''''''houses''''''' like this makes me depressed. Why would anyone want a semi or one of those Red Row estate shithouses. I'd take a fancy draughty tenement instead any day.

230kGBP is about 300kUSD, which around me buys a 4 bed 3 bath 2000sq ft home in a gated community, with pools, tennis courts, and other stuff.
If you don't mind a house built more than 10 years ago, 15-20k more puts you beachside with a canal and dock. The houses are about 3/4 or less the size though.

I'll have a quick look. What's a normie price range?

Please send help

i'd rather die than live in Birmingham

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBvUaxgOB0

Tenement masterrace reporting in.

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He did pick the nicest area of Nottingham

Maritimes?

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That looks like it was originally one house that was turned into three wtf Britain

Based Canuck.

I’m closing on a house soon in 90% white New Hampshire in a nice rural area to raise my white sons away from the degeneracy in Boston. Will be able to legally shoot on my property too.

>4 beds 2.5 baths 2,300 sq ft 1.2 acres lot
>$264,900

realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/262-Moody-Hollow-Rd_Powell_TN_37849_M71021-31432

Eufag is correct for once.

It wasn't though. These are normal sized houses in the UK and Ireland. People (outside of this thread) see it as normal to live in these shitty half-houses.

>North Conway NH master race.

Caravan master race reporting in!

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>Normal sized houses.
No it fucking isn't. I live in a row of terrace buildings and they are much wider than that shit in OP. Those are horizontal commie blocks built to house poor cityfags.

mass immigration will always cause housing prices to explode.

limited supply of houses + rapidly increasing demand

AYE! BUT OI ONCE RECKONED UN IRISHMAN LITTLE WIT HIS FIDDLE AWN UH POT UF GOLD SNACKIN' AWN UH SACK UF POTATOES UN GIN OI SAY!

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>Wanting to live like an American.
Why?

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You and I both know your living situation is not 'the normal'. Shitty small non detached homes are the norm.

Try Scotland, friends

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Urmston is quiet, maybe too quiet but it's not far from the Trafford centre, golf, the schools are good, not too "diverse" and there's no knobheads.

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Im in a similar home owner situation. Work takes me about 2 minutes to drive to, 10 if I walk. Groceries 10 minute drive. 20 if I need to go to some of the more specialty stores.

Actually looks comfy as fuck. I love British architecture.

>Anime
Into the trash it goes

To be fair I live in London and the houses here aren't that small, but honestly the "people" from the midlands don't deserve any better.

WHOOOOOO
THE FUCK ARE MAN UNIIIIIIITTTTEEEEED

Because living in a trailer in America is better than living as a subject on your inbred prison island.

>not shooting the red canisters
what the fuck kind of retarded bass ackwards country do you live in

Can pick up my house and move when neighbours piss me off, lad

пиздoc, нy и цeны

Quite right. Who the fuck ARE Man United?
>Pic related, he scored the 5th goal at Old Trafford

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You are both retards. It doesn't even matter who's the bigger retard, you are still both facing the same problem and calling each other insults isn't going to help your problem.

Inb4 you and hominem insult me

I live in a mining town and live alone. Terraced housing gives plenty of space for a poorfag like me. I'd be living detached if I lived with anyone else or even had a bit more money on hand. There are tons of them around here it's just that council housing is the absolute n1 property type here because the average GDP of the area is Eastern European tier.

how am i gonna heat up me sosig rolls if i shoot the red canisters?

WORLD'S GREYEST BUILDING

I wish houses were that cheap where I live

Ahhh aye wuz once shweet onna lass from manchesta m8
but she hadda brother dat shtuck a ham anna mars bar in mah bum shtinking loik a christmas toilet yea?
what us welshbois got 2 put up wit

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Depends on the area. In Manchester it would be about £200k maybe for a two-bedroom.

i plan to become voluntarily homeless and live in a honda civic or a toyota camry or corolla so i don't have to pay rent

i'll save enough money to buy a 20-30k house in some rural area and retire. i think i can retire on 300k

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lmao the poorest of niggers have nicer houses than that.

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Calm down lad. We don't need you getting into a tizzy and bombing the local pub.

Is this supposed to be a bad price? I am so jelly of you and N americans

Glasgow though. Go for a pint of milk, Hussein the paki shopkeeper hears my English puff accent and he slices my face open

whats the point of the fence when it's maybe three feet tall

pic of the inside of my caravan. its not so bad, lad

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>300kUSD, which around me buys a 4 bed 3 bath 2000sq ft home in a gated community, with pools, tennis courts, and other stuff.
maybe in Detroit. Where I live that buys you a 250 square feet apartment with 2 rooms

Why not find a comfy little retail or call centre job in Wolverhampton and settle down to a quiet little life in a house like this?

Mortgage will be paid in no time if you tighten your belt and skip your love island and avocado smoothies.

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do you not have mcdonalds bro? just buy a month's stock and reheat in microwave

Sounds nice, but does it have the kind of vibrancy, diversity and exciting blend of cultures that you'd find in most UK cities?

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Remember that £ is worth 33%-50% more than $.

I live in a comfy countryside home, suck a dick

What's an average part of Nottingham then?

It's soon to be majority non-White British anyway.

>Why not Wolverhampton
Because I'm already depressed, living there would have me stepping off any of the motorway bridges in no time at all

Long Eaton

Glasgow has gone from the murder capital of western europe to one of the safest cities in the UK, but property values still haven't really recovered from the stigma.

The city's feeling is similar to Manchester, but much cleaner and whiter.

eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14296903.glasgow-ranked-among-the-safest-cities-in-the-uk/

Looks comfy man

do bongs not self-segregate by income or what the fuck

>65% White British.
That's whiter than the whole USA mate and doesn't include continental whites or the irish.

I did that. Shit food choices catch up so really plan this out.

I had a kidney stone (at age 28) the pain was enough to drive me to put a bullet in my head (medical bill came out and that ended my savings plan). It's really hard to eat/sleep well if you don't have a fridge so I would strongly suggest investing in at least a van.

>s-save the white race soon... i still have muh privs

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pic could also be anywhere in Germany

Manchester is bad, definitely not the City I grew up in and the ceaseless building of fucking cardboard wall skyscrapers is a real pain in the arse. No fucker can afford them apart from Chinks in China. The city centre is a fucking embarrassment, the suburbs are ok if you look closely and carefully. Traffics a cunt though

>Please send help

America is in a worse state than the UK, they need to help themselves first

I paid 142,000 for a 3 bed new build in Sheffield. Just move to Sheffield