I just received this
What the fuck is wrong with women?
Eli Allen
Camden Martinez
I would type to her kill yourself and ignore.
Benjamin Fisher
Why are you swiping right on slags m8?
Christian Richardson
Shes kinda hot bro
Connor Lopez
its called a joke you dumbass
fallenf or a meme
Noah Fisher
Well, at least shes...honest.
Joshua Richardson
Wyatt Kelly
Man, it's another angry incel, baiting. Jow Forums isn't the only place you can larp.
Jordan Smith
Translate “go on the sesh” to American for me please
Evan Barnes
Go out to the bars to drink
Adam James
Not sure where to go from here
Mason Lewis
"I have two very hung Nigerian friends. Theyd like to dp you on camera and cum in your holes. I'll babysit your kids while you get blacked. Oh, and i will have a camera there. I will pay you 5 quid, ok?"
Christopher Lee
Thanks lad
Post her pics. She looks like a right oinker in the little one
Angel Price
Kevin Ortiz
"how bout i take a big fat ogre shit in your mouth"
Michael Taylor
Just pump and dump her, Kyle.
Landon Carter
i think if OP didn't say kill yourself then he himself should be killed
Benjamin Kelly
that should be good enough desu
Kevin Garcia
>implying (((womyn))) ever admit their true motives like this
This is so fake. How can incels be this delusional.
Luis Cruz
She’s not bad. But erm... 2 kids at 18. Fuck
John Brown
Guess you've never met a northern bird then.
Landon Roberts
Not bad? What fuck she's a pig man.
Chase Adams
>getting erect over an oblate spheroid
never change bongs
Jaxson Murphy
invite her out for a drink, she obviously fucks drunk
Oliver Roberts
Set up a date and stand her up
Ethan Smith
Absolutely true Norf lass.
Jonathan Peterson
This is a 10/10 in bong land, you know because even though he posted this absolute bear trap he is STILL considering stepping in it. England is fucked.
Gabriel Bennett
Not bad?
Oh god British people are disgusting. I mean German women aren't great but this is ridiculous.
Also just reply: "I understand what you would be getting out of it, but what's in it for me?" Let hilarity ensue, making worthless people think about what value they can provide is a great pastime.
Kevin Perry
Definitely an fat bitch angle shot. That birds got more chins than a Chinese phone book, I guarantee it.
Samuel Adams
dont let this one get away, guys
Juan Robinson
Hahahahahaha you made me laugh. Have a (you)
William Stewart
>not bad
Cameron Ortiz
William Turner
Wew
Nathaniel Richardson
Is this what brits have to deal with?
I unironically met my current girlfriend on tinder.
She ghosted me and then I actually met her about a month later at a bar in my college town. Neither of us realized we'd matched and ghosted until about 3 or 4 days after that.
pic isn't her but I do know picrelated
Ryan Richardson
he may be a nigger but mark knows what's up
Camden Barnes
ask her if she'll fuck your friend Daequan for money while you film
Jayden Lee
>making worthless people think about what value they can provide
worthless, looks like a hell of a net loss there.
Leo Mitchell
>this qualifies as not bad in the UK
Lmao
Julian Myers
Was my first thought. Kids are dumb on pol
Zachary Smith
it's even funnier coming out of ireland
Evan Howard
>kid is white
honestly surprised
Henry Cooper
Newfags, this is a slide thread.
Sage
Ryan Bell
Why even bother, I like getting dicked by my bf a lot more than trying to date some thotty.
Luke Cooper
Not bad.
>this is england
Ayden Davis
Shes disgusting and mentally ill.
James Price
Tell her yes, use a burner number and then never talk to her again.
Lucas Sanchez
Time is a flat circle, youre going to bang this chick again and again, reliving the same hellish experience over and over life death rebirth. May god have mercy on your soul
Luke Nelson
Bullshit. She knew exactly what she was doing she just went and fucked a couple chads then when things didnt pan out you came back along.
Brayden Ward
Dump her
Leo Sullivan
shes honestly got a nice looking face and if she wasnt a fat shit, she would look decent
Justin Wood
Thanks bruv, (you) too
Joseph Ward
Tell her "sure" once she gets a career and loses 85lbs and murders her mutts.
Jonathan Bell
>She knew exactly what she was doing she just went and fucked a couple chads then when things didnt pan out you came back along.
I'm 6'4". How do you think I get so many tinder matches?
James Cooper
>tfw no 1488 tinderella
Alexander Howard
>on tinder
>no degeneracy
Matthew Bennett
>not bad
Nolan Williams
DUDE HER PUSSY IS RUINED
Jaxon Cox
Why would I do that? she's cute, she's smart, she's in a good sorority, we work well, I don't see an issue here?
Robert Moore
Definitely an antifa LARP to catch white supremacists.
Jonathan Smith
>this is "not bad" in bong land
Kevin Green
This is Britain, friend. We make do.
Caleb Foster
"I'll be your daddy ;)"
Daniel Murphy
Knock her up and stick around for as long as it becomes illegal for her to get an abortion.
Nathan Allen
No way that’s real.
Christopher Bailey
all the "based" women on dating apps are just fags trolling
Jace Russell
WHO CARES MAN HER FACE IS UGLY AS FUCK
Adrian Carter
Sending this for the lols
Angel Powell
>She’s not bad
>not
>bad
Nicholas King
send her this and tell her to suck your dick or move on
Jonathan Adams
>catfish man
Tyler Nguyen
Are you crazy? He'll end up baby daddy #3.
Julian Evans
It's a LARP or a joke, Nigel. Getagrip dot cuc.
Blake Sullivan
tell her you’re looking for a slag to dump some fucks in ass to mouth style and maybe leave her with a baby and a fake name to remember you by and that you think she’s a perfect match
Isaiah White
Nathan Moore
> more chins than chinese phone book
never heard that, gonna use it
OP should boot up
smash and dash
take boot home
Kevin Nguyen
Lel, triggered
Brayden Gonzalez
Hahaha even the Shills on Jow Forums dont cope this hard
Henry Jones
This is amazing lmao
David Price
Nothing fake about desperate emcels
Robert Sanchez
thats someone larping
Hudson Garcia
that is the perfect time to reply with “k”
Michael Thompson
>not bad
Julian Richardson
>She’s not bad.
Colton Sanders
Do it, Kyle
Samuel Young
A "not bad" in Britain is a 4/10 in Austria.
Hunter Stewart
>"I understand what you would be getting out of it, but what's in it for me?"
OP is a raging faggot if he doesn't respond with this, want to see the roastie seething
Adrian Sanders
" You expect me to buy you without a test drive ? I'll meet you half way , let me make sure you're not completely busted and I'll buy the kiddos a dollar menu . You already have 2 money pits so don't act like you can't risk a 3rd
Ian Howard
Goddamn I wish I could have seen those toasties' faces
Nathan Lewis
Ohh....if only it were that easy to believe it's a meme
Aiden Lee
Get some standards you fucking loser
Elijah Johnson
That's a 4/10 here too.
We just have a lot of them and OP has no standards.
Landon Howard
>rare Deepwater Jew
Every time
Kayden Reyes
I met my wife on tinder lmao.
Ryan Phillips
Interesting move , you cancel on her and she responds with a essay about how hot her pigglet ass thinks she is . I wonder why the other two ran
Bentley Jones
"I'll be your daddy alright..."
Jack Lewis
>gosavethekween.jpg
Joshua Myers
>thinking a british slag is hot
jesus get higher standards or jerkoff more
Robert Allen
Lol omg I feel so bad for bongs the absolute fucking state
Ryder Turner
Dude, she's ugly as hell. Her photo is shot that way to cover how far she fucking is. I've got ~20 matches this week, way hotter than this.