HAPPENING; INTERNET SHUT OFF IN IRAN

Ger

Just in time for another Color Revolution™

I wonder which color is it going to be this time.

source, you absolute fucking flaming faggot

mods trim the maduro thread?

Trump: "We need to kill Iranian children. We need to put them on a plane and throw them out." -C.N.N.
Turn on C.N.N. It's Happening.

Trump - "why are nigger bitches so ugly? I'd never fuck one."
CNN RIGHT NOW

I thought it already happened last night I was almost scared. Is this a response to the attacks they did yesterday?

>Many Iranian users are having issue with their internet! Connections since 20mins ago. Most of their VPN tools have stopped working. Search اینترنت on Twitter.
twitter.com/NarimanGharib/status/1143984919082864640

twitter.com/intelcrab

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>YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
ipconfig /release all
ipconfig /renew

Feint of Heart.

Heh.

why did they ban league of legends, was it to send a message

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FUCK WILL SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ALREADY!?!?!!?!?!?!

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>let nukes fly

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K
kys, you're boring already.

DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND OUR TECHNOCRATIC BENEFACTORS

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Confirmed: Major internet disruption registered across #Iran amid geopolitical crisis; real-time network data indicate international connectivity drop to 65% of normal levels

twitter.com/netblocks/status/1144008610143358976

Every single "over my house" poster will hang on the day of the rope.
The most delicious irony will be the ones who are in the middle of typing "A piece of rope just flew over my house!!!"

White.

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im starting to believe the red skull poster
maduro almost got whacked

it can't be!

my balls are inert!

they forgot to pay their electric bill. no worries desu.

A house just flew over my rope.
Faggot

Probably us either testing the capabilities or a warning, or both.

I like you sense of irony.

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Come on. Early 2000 dial-up wasn't so bad.....

cnn ads are so annoying

That's cyber warfare at its finest. Cut the internet from the East coast for a day and the stocks will plummet. Same shit happens now in Iran. They're hitting the wallets by cutting the cable.

nothingburjer unless trips

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Someone get the skykang thread going

you could have prevented this

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bump

VPNs had an outage not for 20 minutes, everyone back online now.

Around 5:30 EST the whole Jow Forums catalog was down for some reason.

Not too bad if this was what I think it was.

OK.
LET THAT BE A LESSON.
FROM NOW ON, WHEN YOU BAHAI'
DISCORD TRANNIES IN IRAN ON VPN START YOUR PSYOP BULLSHIT ON Jow Forums YOU GET YOUR SHIT P8SHED IN, AND NOT IN THE WAY YOU LIKE.
>inn4source

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John Bolton's final form?

Probably that faggot wetback on twatter shutting everything down.

death to infidels

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youtube.com/watch?v=8CT_AGiSDqU

Czech em.

>just a few bombs

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fpbp

Why does the airforce like pol so much Intel bro?

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Is this not related to their ban on bitcoin mining?

They are going to try another coup and they are going to fail again.

Glowniggers never learn.

Mustache posting it is...

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DDOS live map is off the charts in the region, and pic related posted 2 hr ago.
Coincidence?

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>play stupid games
>win stupid prizes

You stated in a past thread, something about this 'being in the works for 1000 years' or something to that affect. Could you elaborate?

Viewing it live within last hour.
It's quite the prize.

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Not just oil under those sands.

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I'm out of targets.
Someone post a Nasim.
I wanna know if we missed anyone.
I double Devil Dog dare you.

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NICE!!!

But why should I care if sandniggers have internet?

But of the internet doesn't work how will they be able to listen to Abby Martin on JRE?

Are you suggesting that intelligent life lives underground?

Who?
Why?
How do you know?

>Bahai
Interesting.

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Did someone try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

WHy are they taking the internet down now? Something to do with debates?

You thought those were oil wells you were guarding ? What else was nearby, remember ?

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Because Iranians are not your typical sand nigger. And they hate Israel.
They HATE Israel.
Do I really need to say any more?

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I got you bro

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F

The young hajis losing access to porn and vidya will start a ruckus

HOLY SHIT!!!! user JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE RIDING A GIANT NIGGER DICK!!!!!

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Anons house rope just flew over my house.

Your French Fries are stale user.

How do you know this?

inb4 coup
inb4 my oil now t. golem
inb4 my land now t. nose

i demand french fries and happenings

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It all started with her death...

F

>ping iran.com
>no response
OH FUCK IT'S REAL
IT'S OVER FAGGOTS SEE YOU WHEN THE RADIOACTIVE CLOUD DISPERSES
REMEMBER THE FOUR OF CLUBS
REMEMBER HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

I cheat.

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>Wont answer straight forward questions -straight forwardly...
>fake hieroglyph

Thats not how you spell larp.

An user literally even hit the date as being on the 26th that this would happen.

Impressive leak if it was an actual cyber attack.

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Sauce on prediction?

You'll have to pan the archives, it was in one of the "Major habbening this month" threads. I'm 100% sure the 25th or 26th was mentioned by someone everyone was assuming was a larp fag. The thread had to do with major ISP down times at some point this month.

day of the mustache has come

>YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
israel bombs the shit out of some civilian shit in israel or something and blames iran?

Spoon-fed people are left with a weak foundation. You understand my implication well enough, go dig. I cannot lay out several thousand years of historical synchronicity for you so easily.
Suffice to say, it is a possibility, that many old unexplained "ruins" in forgotten corners of the world still contain valuable knowledge or even items from an antediluvian era, some are even machines themselves and these items have value to certain occult and/or technological groups who take such things very seriously.
There are only a few sealed places left on Earth, North Korea being one of them, inner parts of China, another, where still lay unopened, or at least unpublished archeological finds.
These few small remaining enclaves of potentially hugely potent ancient artefacts will govern the next few wars around the globe in continuation of the pattern of collection, hoarding and exploitation that has gone on for centuries.

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BArk

Is this happening because reddit shut down the_donald?

honestly

people are so addicted to the internet, it's fantastic psyops. keep them off the internet a few days and they'll be rioting in the streets.

just flew over my house. It's really fucking happening!

Yup, the Iranian Government now controls the narrative and thinks it can rally the people together to hate America.

This is the real issue. Every place in Asia they have attacked since Bush Sr's NWO speech in 1991 has to do with this. Without controlling the historical narrative, they will be exposed.