How Italy saw the world in 1871

How Italy saw the world in 1871.

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AUSTRIA For all its honors and past glories, what's left of Austria will be forced to flee in defeat. Ah, unfair world. The good fortune doesn't last long, as the fruits of nobility grow ripe and are ready to fall. Hungarians and Croats kick up a fuss while Illyria is in vain being held under Austria's paws. In the middle of such a commotion, the throne is falling apart. Nothing is forever, o tricky world!

SWEDEN AND NORWAY Loving progress, this nation progressed only in the art of sitting on an armchair.

IRELAND That stubborn idiot has a bad habit of always keeping himself on the edge. Now, he either comes back for a beating, or he'll fall off a cliff.

GREAT BRITAIN or SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND England, master of civilization, teaches us the useful along with its noxious theories. It shows that in this age, being civilized only means having a nice face and a sharp fang. They know how to fake and fool other countries. Long live England and civilization!

[The banner says 'Iron, cotton and freedom at a cheap price']

HOLLAND AND NETHERLANDS These hypocrite "wandering knights" hold their swords tight and act like the champions of anything Holy, like the fools they are. They're fearsome, but only like a kid's toy.

[Shown there is a jack-in-the-box holding a scroll that reads 'We want the Pope as the King of Rome']

PRUSSIA or GERMAN EMPIRE Like the proverb says: "Nothing is done by mere chance". Providence puts Her finger everywhere. To fulfill some kingly ambition, human charity is sacrificed without caring for the massacre of a country. Providence is already paying the price, as suckled blood is turned into gold. Rejoicing, the loser is humiliated and screamed at while somewhere else the powers-that-be make laws at the expense of the gullible population. Providence, how anguishing. You can't even assassinate someone without Providence meddling in.

nigger in sweden
checks out

RUSSIA May the world fall and be destroyed, because the Tzar is here to gobble up everything. Fire, guns, fangs and teeth. Turning his eyes behind his back, he makes sure nothing is left. But to alleviate the destruction, he puts forward a sham Constitution, to show that even the man-eater has a heart -- somewhere in the gullet. Because, he knows, malice can supersede justice and it makes the beastly Lapps believe that they're free. Long live the all-seeing Tzar! Long live the fools who trust him!

FRANCE As the petroleum monster lies lifeless, those who killed it use it as a stool. But they're only puppets, little monsters to scare the children of the Republicans. As the little man grows old, he uses corruption to spread discord and distrust. The old liberty was only an obstacle and a new one is being forged, to fit the hereditary rights of the ancient nobility. A liberty that renders those libertines powerless and teaches them to worship the old nobles. A liberty to silence the insolent press while it doesn't notice. The poor underdog doesn't know that, in an age of beatings, he must exploit the old-fashioned nobility in his favor.

SWITZERLAND Rise and deceive in your disputes, o judges of treaties and nations! Rise, and remember: in times of war, this land has always been a realm of swindlers.

GREECE Hopelessly, he looks inside authority's mouth for some tooth that still does its job. The descendants of Plato have become a bunch of listless idiots

ITALY As the Papal authority is throw out of its Vatican chair, as the kitten raises its back in fear seeing such a goofy scene, as Papacy itself fails... the Roman people are given some breadloafs to eat. Just like kids, the petty peasants stand close to anything that shines. Meanwhile, Italy, on her holy crusade, prepares a wolf trap.

POLAND It now sits defeated at the feet of its new tyrants, no longer having the honor of being a nation. Has it forgotten how to revolt? People who act subserviently only deserve beatings.

Das rite westboys, we wuz tzars and shiet

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An Italian speaking Croatian or an Italian national in Croatia...are there many of your kind left in Istria and Dalmatia?

history repeats itself

bump

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Istria is still full of Italians and they all vote commie

Why are there 2 versions of Turkey?

Pretty based if you ask me

>Iceland
wat

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It's beautiful, i want to print it and frame it

It's Björk

kek

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>It's Björk

Hahaha.

>Bologna
ah, I miss when that place wasn't a complete shithole

>didn't even bother picturing all of Portugal
what a joke of a country

>DIVINA PROVVIDENZA cannon
Prussia is too overpowered

bump for croat's effort

>Russia always has been the main threat to Europe, towering above all nations
Feels good, weak fags

You talk alot of shit for a poor eastern european soviet commie shithole within colonizing distance

welp, that escalated quickly

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This is pretty based...

May i remind you of Aljubarrota?

Fucking kek look at the bong sucking on India’s fucking bone hahahahaha

what does it say about moldova?

These shnozes, wow.

This is an intriguing and high-effort thread. Have a bump.

MOLDOVA AND WALLACHIA: Why you pick for fools your lords when you are so stupid?
So if you are so stupid, don't you want to hurt yourselves a little at a time?

Looks about right.
That poor Polonia

ohh a nice 19th century shitposting

there are many italians in istria, dalmatia not. There wasn't many italians in dalmatia ever, there were romance speaking Dalmatians who assimilated into italians and croats, and over time those who assimilated into italians, assimilated into croats. My family is mixed slavic and dalmatian

>italians still bluepilled about criminally insane jews in 1871
Sage

i think they are called silly for rhyming purposes; I can't tell if "prendete a gioco" stands for "make a fool of your rulers" or "deceive the rulers" as a backhanded compliment for trying to retain sovereignity, as in telling they are not as stupid as they seem. Moldova lost its independence in 1871, so I'm not sure.
Divide et impera

yes because the ottomans didnt influence who was sitting on our throne

and also since when did peasents decide who is lord.

thanks bros,

Being this new.
Announcing 'sage'
Dumb ass lol. Enjoy your ban

I have just copy pasted what other user has translated

>and also since when did peasents decide who is lord.
> what is Carol 1

>can't greentext
You cunts need to kill more muslims instead of shit posting, k?

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>belgium

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Is that Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) in North Africa? He's doing the same thing he used to do.

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dont be silly

after the nobles got rid of Alexandru I. Cuza there was a need for a leader that can legitimize our independence. Who else could've been better for that job than a member of a very well known noble family of Prussia?

Yeah, but we chose him , nibba.

awesome drawing, aged very well

yikes

if by "we" you mean our politicians akka nobles
then yes, it was we who chose him.

Ridiculous map.

This map makes me laugh. Just look at everyone in that picture. It was a clown world then like it is right now.

no one cares about swedcucks opinions, back to suck somali cocks

That's a great illustration. 1871 and the image of Mohammed coming into Europe from Turkey shows his back turned and no face. Interesting representation. That whole area ... muslim-garbed scarecrow to scare away the Christian, people missing limbs still fighting. Nice post, OP.

>frenchlets being manhandled by the BLACK BVLLS

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Seems accurate.

brainlet here. Even with the translations I seem to be having a hard time "getting it." Assuming there's some shit that's being lost in translation (like puns that have a deeper meaning for Italians at the time). Would watch a youtube vid that explains each country and the historical and political context of the jokes being made. Too bad it's such a specific thing that that would never happen. Thanks for the effort OP.

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We wuz dinosaurs

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Books/Audiobooks:
World Order - Kissenger
On Grand Strategy - Gaddis
Destined for War - Allison
These are all statecraft, politic, and strategy books, but they deal heavily in the history of Europe and are extremely relevant and interesting. Europe's history plays more of a role in the world today than most people have ever heard or understand.

in Italian it is in rhymed verses.

>HOLLAND AND NETHERLANDS These hypocrite "wandering knights" hold their swords tight and act like the champions of anything Holy, like the fools they are. They're fearsome, but only like a kid's toy.
>
>[Shown there is a jack-in-the-box holding a scroll that reads 'We want the Pope as the King of Rome']
what the fuck. why does a protestant nation care about the pope

>Prussia
>German
Pick one

Lappland in the baltics!?

>being an angry austrian that was cucked out of his german empire

Try playing Victoria 2.

>dalmatia
>bums lazing about

sounds accurate

whats with sardinia?

temporal power brings wealth

Why are the spicks in Spain skewering dogs?

No that is how Freemasonry in 'it*ly' saw the world in 1871. 'it*ly' as a state was and is a 100% judeomasonic creature.

Look at how Russia and Great Britain are depicted. It is globo-shlomo worldview in full steam.

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based us

Finland: even among the bears, the priestly following tries to create disagreements; luckily it gains traction only among the nations where madmen and ignorants are the trend.