>He initially made it to the American side with Valeria and dropped her off there, before starting to return to help the next person who wanted to cross -- his wife, 21-year-old Tania Vanessa Ávalos.
>But Ramirez’s daughter then entered the water after seeing him leave, the reporting said. Martínez returned and was able to grab Valeria, yet the current swept them both away and they drowned.
You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time. If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if you leave the chicken with the grain he will eat it. How can you get all three across safely?
Wrong, if you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it. You then drown in the Rio Grande
Jack Collins
RIO GRANDE CHAN IS BEST YANDERE
Jaxson Kelly
And some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. Certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.
Alexander Scott
>cross with chicken >leave chicken, return empty >cross with grain >leave grain, return with chicken >cross with fox >leave grain and fox, return empty >cross with chicken
Adam Ortiz
bring chicken
Michael Richardson
Why is this a big story in my countries media which is on the other side of the planet?
Luke Sullivan
Congratulations you have at least 95 IQ.
Leo Cooper
whelp on the bright side I guess that wall is working
Michael Carter
I got like 5 fucking suggested articles with that pic despite swiping them away 1by 1
Jordan Carter
It's cheaper for media organizations to repackage other countries bullshit news than to report on news themselves.
Lincoln Nguyen
TAX THE GRAIN EXTREME VET THE FOX LET THE CHICKEN DROWN
Thomas Sanchez
Or, just leave the fucking fox because it's a wild animal and can't be trusted.
Carter Fisher
Eat chicken myself
Caleb Turner
So you're saying if they hadn't been trying to cross the river in the first place, then no one would've drowned? Sounds like a good argument for staying home.
But that’s just the fox’s culture you bigot, now give me half your grain and let it live in your home.
Elijah Jackson
This photo is fucking staged
Cooper Hughes
Whose fault is this? > The father, for exposing his daughter to danger. > The daughter, for wading into the water. > Whoever was watching the daughter, for not keeping her away from the water. or > The United States of America, for having a river at the border.
If you say anything other than the United States, you are a bigot and probably a white male.
let the chicken eat the grain, then eat the chicken. cross with the fox and have a new fren (give him some of the chicken)
Ayden Rodriguez
Fox Grain Chicken
Owen Ward
>first, take the chicken across >come back and take the grain across as well >come back, bringing the chicken >take the fox across, leaving the chicken >come back to finally take the chicken
Chicken first, then fox but take the chicken back. Then take the grain across to the fox and return to get the chicken. Jesus christ.
Jordan Perez
Move chicken first. Go back and move grain. Now, return the chicken to the other side. Move the fox. Finally, go back and grab the chicken. 7 crossings total.
Jaxon Anderson
oh no that sucks
Josiah Richardson
¡Buenos días, gringos! ¿Has dormido bien? Welcome back to Clown World!
The chickennruns away before you come back and while the fox is on your back he eats you. Strangers come and take the grain to make buckwheat pancakes. Nobody remembers you so that's the end of your story. Strangers praise God for providing grains to end their hunger. Amirite?
