Humor Thread #98

Show me what you got

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Women's rights.

I made this a while ago but no one complimented me on it.

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In before poc leaf and China gore spam polack

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

Rev up those fryers, thread's officially commissioned

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Now you're banned from using epic games store

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads
Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

I like how leafs post this thing. It makes me feel surprisingly comfy

almost had to take action myself

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Nice national pride there you got, leafs. It would be a shame if someone took it from you.

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I was late myself though :-(
See
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Sorry!
just don't hurt the Muslims, ok?

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This is the worst thing I ever read on this site.

Begone, over dodger

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Contributing some humorous images

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I can dodge an oven, you cannot dodge the rake.

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the amount of edge in this thread is so cringe. it’s not even funny anymore at this point, you all try so hard to be edgy that it’s cringe.

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Kek

Muah hahaha

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>I cured my marine son of the Big Gay.
>The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.
>I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."
>Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."
>But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.
>For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself, “What would Trump do?”.
>So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."
>As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.
>After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality."
>Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"
>After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.
>As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."
>"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

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:/
is it supposed to be funny because it's violence against faggots?
this literally has no comedic value. this whole board is just lame and boring now

cringe

Just do it!

Are you sure it’s not highlighting the absurdity of ‘turning’ a gay man straight. Knee jerk reaction

Seems most of the JIDF overclockers on this board despise women.
You been to Haifa/Tel-Aviv one too many times, Itzik?

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Gross. I can smell it from here.

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You sound like just another triggered fag, lmao - get the butt plug out and flush out the cum from your ass, I think it's making your anus more inflammed than usual

good meme

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Söy is actually against wars in the middle east, but because of the poor brown people being bombed and not because it only benefits Israel

>should be making sandwiches

Saved

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