>Boris and girlfriend are driven out of their home: Anarchists camped outside London flat
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>Boris Johnson 'should give explanation' for home row
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>Liam Fox criticises Boris Johnson's Brexit plan
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>Woman arrested after ‘trying to rush cockpit’ on Jet2 plane forcing RAF jets to intercept
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>Man breaks record by demolishing 65 item breakfast challenge in just 12 minutes
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Its friday morning, i can either do fasted cardio, and lift weights, or pick up some coke...
boris is that frumpy dude who wants to be president and leave europe, right?
nonce
pick up some coke
you envy based Boris, don't you?
Of course not. Boris is a russian name, we would never allow a russian to become our PM.
hi
My name is Boris
Not to be confused with Gove or Hunt or Sajid or Cameron
My name is Boris and it's always been
Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
My tie is blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Five foot six and rude as hell
I got to get her in the ground before she starts to smell
My name is Boris
My name is Boris, but call me Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
That's long for Boris so I've been told
Told that by this Tory bint that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat slapper could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed her upside the cranium with a fine willow cricket bat
My name is Boris
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Some excerpts from an The Guraundian article about G20
>The prime minister’s meeting with the Russian president also comes as he used an interview with the Financial Times to claim that the election of Donald Trump as US president and the rise of nationalist-populist movements in Europe signalled the death of liberal policies in the west.
>“[Liberals] cannot simply dictate anything to anyone just like they have been attempting to do over the recent decades,” he said. “The liberal idea has become obsolete. It has come into conflict with the interests of the overwhelming majority of the population.”
Based.
>May has said she wants to discuss multilateral action on a series of fronts, including against climate change and terrorism, and on Iran.
>But neither Putin nor the US president, Donald Trump, who will also be in attendance, are keen on what May likes to call the “rules-based global order”.