>Labour MP Chris Williamson suspended again over anti-Semitism rowbbc.co.uk /news /uk-politics-48806066
>Chaos and killings: 10 minutes at London Bridgebbc.co.uk /news /uk-48619714
>Hardware firm is fined £10,000 after becoming first UK business to be prosecuted for illegally selling a knife to a teenagerdailymail.co.uk /news /article-7193227 /Hardware-firm-fined-selling-knife-teenager.html
>French nudists threaten to strip off in public pools amid row with Muslim burkini bathersdailystar.co.uk /news /world-news /788608 /france-burkini-row-grenoble-swimming-pools-mnudist-swimmers
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June 28, 2019 - 20:17
Why does Corbyn initimidate you?
June 28, 2019 - 20:18
Lads I made a cake but decided now that I’d rather just have an omelette, how do I get my eggs out the cake?
June 28, 2019 - 20:18
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June 28, 2019 - 20:18
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June 28, 2019 - 20:19
Anime!
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June 28, 2019 - 20:19
We need to invent a time machine to send us back to the glory days when the eggs weren't part of the cake
June 28, 2019 - 20:20
can eggs be extracted from an already baken cake?
June 28, 2019 - 20:21
Great start to the thread, faggots.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:21
37% of people I asked said yes, but they couldn’t explain how
June 28, 2019 - 20:22
fart and use a test tube to extract the doughy cum from your anus
June 28, 2019 - 20:21
you'll never stop pirates virgin
June 28, 2019 - 20:22
what's the filter list please?
June 28, 2019 - 20:22
77th Brigade working overtime it would seem.
June 28, 2019 - 20:22
any of you lads wanna be in a gay porno film i'm making?
June 28, 2019 - 20:23
Anti-bullying software working overtime it would seem.
June 28, 2019 - 20:24
filter all georgraphic landlubber flags
June 28, 2019 - 20:24
t. 77th brigade virgin noncecase MI6 land dwelling incel picel
June 28, 2019 - 20:24
This is a basic list.
/virgins/i /virgin/i /cocaine/i /ave a line/i /never been to a party/i /what's a brexit\?$/i /you've never had sex$/i /Why haven't you had sex\?$/i /don't you get invited to parties\?$/i /why is brit\/pol\/ so upset at me for having sex\?$/i
June 28, 2019 - 20:25
indeed. he does have a point about the quality of posts though. It's why I use infinity/brit/ more these days.
June 28, 2019 - 20:25
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June 28, 2019 - 20:25
But I want the ones in my cake
June 28, 2019 - 20:25
Made this pic for you lads, enjoy.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:26
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June 28, 2019 - 20:26
>It's why I use infinity/brit/ more these days. >already has 5 (five) posts
June 28, 2019 - 20:26
sweet stick me on the list you seething virgin picel
June 28, 2019 - 20:26
'What's a Brexit?' is a legimate question and actually on topic for this general you bullycel
June 28, 2019 - 20:26
reverse the process to get the eggs back
uncook the cake
June 28, 2019 - 20:26
>infinity/brit/ What's that?
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June 28, 2019 - 20:27
something landlubbers talk about then have a wank to theresa mays filthy landlubber arsehole just fuckin get em out then its not hard
June 28, 2019 - 20:27
Still insisting on that Brincel? You need to have sex more than me.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:27
i can tell you've never had sex something for MI6
June 28, 2019 - 20:28
bloody hell i've replied to the wrong post fucking hell
June 28, 2019 - 20:28
what if i go through every stage repeatedly
June 28, 2019 - 20:29
politics
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June 28, 2019 - 20:29
Who else has completely given up? I know I have and it's so fucking liberating, I spent fucking years feeling angry and depressed about the death of Britain, but then I took the ultimate pill, a pill so black it actually sucked my subconscious mind into a kind of intellectual black hole and once I'd crossed the event horizon all the dasrkness was gone and there was nothing but brilliant light, like the light of a trillion suns.
I strongly recommend you all take the ultimate black pill and dare to stare into the abyss until something snaps and all is suddenly light. Dr Ed Dutton is the purveyor of such a pill, thank God for that man and his terrible insights.
June 28, 2019 - 20:29
This.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:30
take the pirate pill you mong its a suppository
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June 28, 2019 - 20:30
If you didn't care you wouldn't be posting about how you no longer care.
June 28, 2019 - 20:31
why are you still yapping then?
June 28, 2019 - 20:31
LMAO WOODSTOCK 99 LEVELS OF RAPE INCOMING
en.wikipedia.org /wiki /Woodstock_'99
>Unlike the previous four incarnations of Woodstock, Woodstock '99 was portrayed by the media as being marred by violence, rape, and fires.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:32
Sounds like a very gay pill to take, no thanks.
It is better to acknowledge how fucked up things are otherwise someone will quickly make you their gimp. I assure you that isn't a good way of having sex (not worth being that desperate).
June 28, 2019 - 20:32
Start buying guns.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:33
Seems to be a lot of coping about Putin's comments about liberalism.
June 28, 2019 - 20:34
au contraire mon ami, I feel very strongly that I must help others free themselves from the self inflicted shackles that are false hope and unrealistic expectations.
I T I S O V E R I I S O V E R
And there is nothing we could have done to stop it, nothing to undo it, nothing to alter our fate, my God don't you see? Not only is worrying and fretting about things that are inevitable utterly futile, it's insane!
June 28, 2019 - 20:34
Yikes
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June 28, 2019 - 20:34
It's a pretty based post imo
June 28, 2019 - 20:35
big up the pirate crew
big up sexual intercourse
big up DJ amaro
youtube.com /watch?v=if8tC0KKWYU
June 28, 2019 - 20:36
Thanks lad. Have any Wojak requests?
June 28, 2019 - 20:36
there is one pill , dare i say it. And if you say you've taken the Rory pill i won't believe you
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June 28, 2019 - 20:37
Whats a Putin? some sort of broth?
June 28, 2019 - 20:37
>Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage
June 28, 2019 - 20:37
Nobody cares about your opinion
June 28, 2019 - 20:38
getting annoyed by having to park outside work because VIPs are coming and also told his 2007 car is too old to be in the carpark
June 28, 2019 - 20:38
>vjaezhut meaps vjaezhut What?
June 28, 2019 - 20:40
whats an obselete? some sort of obelisk?
June 28, 2019 - 20:40
How does dr Ed Dutton have bad insights?
June 28, 2019 - 20:40
Also, I will never surrender, I will fight till the bitter end.
June 28, 2019 - 20:43
Blairites will boil Corbyn down for artisanal glue.
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June 28, 2019 - 20:44
I live with my parents so my opinion doesn't count anyway
June 28, 2019 - 20:44
It may be over but it doesn't mean they should have a cheap victory You can always take one with you laddies
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June 28, 2019 - 20:44
just looked up the pirate party uk, aside from a lack of sea based antic, the leader appears to be an actual virgin/incelen.wikipedia.org /wiki /Pirate_Party_UK
oh and his name is Harley Faggettertwitter.com /topperfalkon
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June 28, 2019 - 20:44
the master is back
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June 28, 2019 - 20:45
Ahahaha imagine scrabbling to buy finite tickets, paying like 300 quid with substandard amenities only for them to open the gates to everyone
Oh I AM FUCKING LAUGHING
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June 28, 2019 - 20:45
>piracy >politics probably a landlubber agent, that explains the inceldom
June 28, 2019 - 20:46
whats he up to?
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June 28, 2019 - 20:46
why do you envy me for styling on jancels?
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June 28, 2019 - 20:46
>he thinks leaving the EU will make Britain British again Lmao
June 28, 2019 - 20:46
No but it might make Northern Ireland Irish again
June 28, 2019 - 20:47
what the fuck is that come on scallywag
youtube.com /watch?v=02KRAshCG0w
June 28, 2019 - 20:47
ahoy
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June 28, 2019 - 20:48