Brit/pol/ - Ready for Corbyn edition

>Labour MP Chris Williamson suspended again over anti-Semitism row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48806066

>Chaos and killings: 10 minutes at London Bridge
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48619714

>Hardware firm is fined £10,000 after becoming first UK business to be prosecuted for illegally selling a knife to a teenager
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7193227/Hardware-firm-fined-selling-knife-teenager.html

>French nudists threaten to strip off in public pools amid row with Muslim burkini bathers
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/788608/france-burkini-row-grenoble-swimming-pools-mnudist-swimmers

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Why does Corbyn initimidate you?

Lads I made a cake but decided now that I’d rather just have an omelette, how do I get my eggs out the cake?

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you fucking nonces

REAL THREAD HERE

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Anime!

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bicycle pump

you fucking nonce

We need to invent a time machine to send us back to the glory days when the eggs weren't part of the cake

can eggs be extracted from an already baken cake?

Great start to the thread, faggots.

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37% of people I asked said yes, but they couldn’t explain how

fart and use a test tube to extract the doughy cum from your anus

you'll never stop pirates virgin

what's the filter list please?

77th Brigade working overtime it would seem.

just get some new eggs

any of you lads wanna be in a gay porno film i'm making?

gaylord

Anti-bullying software working overtime it would seem.

filter all georgraphic landlubber flags

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t. 77th brigade virgin noncecase MI6 land dwelling incel picel

Camera man actually

This is a basic list.

/virgins/i
/virgin/i
/cocaine/i
/ave a line/i
/never been to a party/i
/what's a brexit\?$/i
/you've never had sex$/i
/Why haven't you had sex\?$/i
/don't you get invited to parties\?$/i
/why is brit\/pol\/ so upset at me for having sex\?$/i

baaaaassseeeedddd

indeed. he does have a point about the quality of posts though. It's why I use infinity/brit/ more these days.

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But I want the ones in my cake

Made this pic for you lads, enjoy.

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>It's why I use infinity/brit/ more these days.
>already has 5 (five) posts

sweet stick me on the list you seething virgin picel

have sex picel

'What's a Brexit?' is a legimate question and actually on topic for this general you bullycel

reverse the process to get the eggs back

uncook the cake

>infinity/brit/
What's that?

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antibullyingsoftware.com/

something landlubbers talk about then have a wank to theresa mays filthy landlubber arsehole
just fuckin get em out then its not hard

Still insisting on that Brincel? You need to have sex more than me.

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Why?

i can tell you've never had sex
something for MI6

bloody hell i've replied to the wrong post fucking hell

not bad

what if i go through every stage repeatedly

Nonce

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politics

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Who else has completely given up? I know I have and it's so fucking liberating, I spent fucking years feeling angry and depressed about the death of Britain, but then I took the ultimate pill, a pill so black it actually sucked my subconscious mind into a kind of intellectual black hole and once I'd crossed the event horizon all the dasrkness was gone and there was nothing but brilliant light, like the light of a trillion suns.

I strongly recommend you all take the ultimate black pill and dare to stare into the abyss until something snaps and all is suddenly light.
Dr Ed Dutton is the purveyor of such a pill, thank God for that man and his terrible insights.

This.

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lol, no.

Based
Saved

take the pirate pill you mong its a suppository

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Just have sex

If you didn't care you wouldn't be posting about how you no longer care.

Just add sex

why are you still yapping then?

LMAO
WOODSTOCK 99 LEVELS OF RAPE INCOMING

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_'99

>Unlike the previous four incarnations of Woodstock, Woodstock '99 was portrayed by the media as being marred by violence, rape, and fires.

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Sounds like a very gay pill to take, no thanks.

It is better to acknowledge how fucked up things are otherwise someone will quickly make you their gimp.
I assure you that isn't a good way of having sex (not worth being that desperate).

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Start buying guns.

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Seems to be a lot of coping about Putin's comments about liberalism.

au contraire mon ami, I feel very strongly that I must help others free themselves from the self inflicted shackles that are false hope and unrealistic expectations.

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And there is nothing we could have done to stop it, nothing to undo it, nothing to alter our fate, my God don't you see? Not only is worrying and fretting about things that are inevitable utterly futile, it's insane!

Yikes

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What a boring post

It's a pretty based post imo

big up the pirate crew

big up sexual intercourse

big up DJ amaro

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Thanks lad. Have any Wojak requests?

there is one pill , dare i say it. And if you say you've taken the Rory pill i won't believe you

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Whats a Putin? some sort of broth?

>Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage

the jolly roger pill

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48798875

Nobody cares about your opinion

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getting annoyed by having to park outside work because VIPs are coming and also told his 2007 car is too old to be in the carpark

>vjaezhut meaps vjaezhut
What?

whats an obselete? some sort of obelisk?

How does dr Ed Dutton have bad insights?

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Also, I will never surrender, I will fight till the bitter end.

Blairites will boil Corbyn down for artisanal glue.

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I live with my parents so my opinion doesn't count anyway

It may be over but it doesn't mean they should have a cheap victory
You can always take one with you laddies

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just looked up the pirate party uk, aside from a lack of sea based antic, the leader appears to be an actual virgin/incel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_UK

oh and his name is Harley Faggetter
twitter.com/topperfalkon

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the master is back

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Ahahaha imagine scrabbling to buy finite tickets, paying like 300 quid with substandard amenities only for them to open the gates to everyone

Oh I AM FUCKING LAUGHING

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>piracy
>politics
probably a landlubber agent, that explains the inceldom

whats he up to?

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why do you envy me for styling on jancels?

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welcome back matey

>he thinks leaving the EU will make Britain British again
Lmao

No but it might make Northern Ireland Irish again

what the fuck is that come on scallywag

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ahoy

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