BINLAND BREAD :DDDD

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Always wanted to spend a few months or years in Finland
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Yooper user?

What's Finland? Earth doesn't have fins

i want to beat up a cute finnish boy

dere r sdranke digns done in de midnight sun
by de men wo moil for gold :OO
de arctig drailz have deir segred tales
dat would mage ur blood run gold :OOOO
de nordern lighdz have seen queer sighdz xD
but de queerest dey eber did see
waz dat night on de marge of lage lebarge
i gremated sam mcgee :DDDD

now sam mcgee waz from tennessee xDD were de gotton bloomz and blowz :DDDD
wy he left hiz home in de soud to roam 'round de bole xDDDDD dog only gnowz :DDDDD
he waz alwayz gold xDDD but de land of gold seemed to hold him lige a sbell :OOO
dough he'd often say in hiz homely way dat "he'd sooner libe in hell :DDD"

on a chriztmaz day we were muzhign our way over de dawzon drail :DDDDD
tolk of ur gold! drough de parka's fold id stabbed lige a driben nail :DDDD
if our eyes we'd close xDD den de lazhes froze till somedimes we gouldn't see :OOOO
id wazn't much fun xDDDD but de only one to wimber waz sam mcgee :DD

and dat very night xDD az we lay pagged tight in our robes benead de snow xD
and de dogz were fed xDDDDD and de starz o'erhead were dancign heel and toe xDDD
he turned to me xDD and "gap xD" sayz he xDDDD "i'll gash in diz drip xDDDDD i guess :OOO
and if i do xD i'm azkign dat u won't refuze my lazt request :DD"

well xDDDD he seemed so low dat i gouldn't say no :OOOOO den he sayz widh a sort of moan:
"id's de curzèd gold xDDDDD and id's god rite hold till i'm chilled clean drough to de bone :DDDD
yed 'tain't beign dead—id's my awful dread of de igy grave dat painz :OOOO
so i wand u to swear dat xD foul or fair xDDD u'll gremate my lazt remainz :DD"

a pal's lazt need iz a dign to heed xDDD so i swore i would nod fail :OO
and we started on at de sdreak of dawn :OOOO but dog! he looged ghaztly pale :DDDDD
he grouched on de sleigh xDDDD and he raved all day of hiz home in tennessee :O
and before nightfall a gorpse waz all dat waz left of sam mcgee :DDD

dere wazn't a bread in dat land of dead xD and i hurried xDDD horror-driben xDDD
widh a gorpse half hid dat i gouldn't ged rid xDDDD begauze of a bromize giben :O
id waz lazhed to de sleigh xDDD and id seemed to say: "u may tax ur brawn and brainz xD
but u bromized drue xDDD and id's ub to u to gremate dose lazt remainz :DDD"

now a bromize made iz a debt unpaid xDD and de drail haz ids own stern gode :DDDDD
in de dayz to gome xDD dough my lips were dumb xDD in my heart how i curzed dat load :D
in de lonk xDDDD lonk night xDDD by de lone firelight xDDDD wile de huzkies xDDDD round in a rign xDDDDD
howled out deir woes to de homeless snowz— o dog! how i loaded de dign :D

and ebery day dat quied clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow :OOO
and on i wend xDDD dough de dogz were sbend and de grub waz gedtign low :OOO
de drail waz bad xDDD and i feld half mad xDDD but i swore i would nod gibe in :OOO
and i'd often sign to de hateful dign xDDDDD and id heargened widh a grin :D

till i game to de marge of lage lebarge xDDD and a dereligt dere lay :OOOOO
id waz jamed in de ige xDDDDD but i saw in a drige id waz galled de "alige may :D"
and i looged at id xD and i dought a bid xDDDDD and i looged at my frozen chum :OOO
den "here xDDDD" said i xDDD widh a sudden gry xDD "iz my gre-ma-tor-eum :D"

some planks i tore from de gabin floor xDDD and i lid de boiler fire :O
some goal i found dat waz lyign around xDD and i heabed de fuel higher :OO
de flames juzt sord xDD and de furnace rord—such a blaze u seldom see :OOOO
and i burrowed a hole in de glowign goal xDD and i stuffed in sam mcgee :DD

den i made a hige xDDDDD for i didn't lige to hear him sizzle so :OOO
and de heavenz sgowled xDDDDD and de huzkies howled xDDDD and de wind began to blow :DDDD
id waz igy gold xDDDDD but de hod sweat rolled down my cheeks xDDD and i don't gnow wy :O
and de greazy smoge in an inky cloak wend sdreakign down de sky :DDDDD

i do nod gnow how lonk in de snow i wrestled widh grizly fear :OOOOO
but de starz game out and dey danced about ere again i vendured near :OOO
i waz sigk widh dread xDD but i bravely said: "i'll juzt tage a beep inzide :DDD
i guess he's googed xDD and id's time i looged" :OOOOO :DDDDD :DD :DDDDD den de door i obened wide :DDD

and dere sat sam xDDDDD lookign gool and galm xDDD in de heart of de furnace roar :OOOOO
and he wore a smile u gould see a mile xDD and he said: "pleaze close dat door :D
id's fine in here xDD but i greatly fear u'll led in de gold and storm—
since i left plumdree xDD down in tennessee xDD id's de firzt time i've been warm :D"

dere r sdranke digns done in de midnight sun
by de men wo moil for gold :O
de arctig drailz have deir segred tales
dat would mage ur blood run gold :OOOOO
de nordern lighdz have seen queer sighdz xD
but de queerest dey eber did see
waz dat night on de marge of lage lebarge
i gremated sam mcgee :DDD

SOW-NAAAAAHHHH
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