MI5 here (wish I was MI7) I'm afraid I can't post evidence as practically any square centimetre of my identification cards can be traced back to me (common practice to prevent evidenced leaks). As many of you will have noticed, the west is currently undergoing a soft and gentle disclosure when it comes to UFOs. Well I know a bunch of you may be worried about what this means, but you need not be. I'll be frank with you guys, aliens are practically children. Now this is not just in stature (they are less then 4 feet tall on average) but also in instincts.
On May 28th 1967 an SAS squad training in Dartmoor actually managed to ambush a small group of these aliens 'taking samples', the report was very by the books and quite redacted so I'm not sure why they approached or attacked the craft. The lads didn't even have guns, just sticks, fists and rocks. The aliens were unarmed, set no perimeter, they had no peripheral vision and apparently could barely hear. One of them still in the ship even fell into a coma-like state out of shock, I'm not sure if he died afterwards because it wasn't part of that incident report. As far as I'm aware (based on the preface) this was the first UK UFO captured in top nick, as in not from a digsite.
The person I got the report from even told me that not a single UFO has been found with weapons and that makes me fear the aliens even less. He also drunkenly (celebrating?) told me that weapons tests successfully tagged the UFO during flight exercises (thanks BAE), which is promising and is also part of the reason disclosure is starting to happen, we can fight back. Just remember that whatever happens, we'd win.
Also remember that if they come from a smaller planet the gravity would be weaker, meaning that they need less muscle mass to survive. Aliens are weaklings
If they are humanoid they could probably be like fucking Saiyans
Jayden Nelson
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Henry Lee
I believe the Military is involved. I don't know how but I think with whatever is going on in the woods with missing people, the military is trying to capture one of these creatures... The case of Dennis Martin is one keynote... But I think with Current year, they're gonna do some Ghost Recon shit... I don't think these one are the same ones that the government has data on... They're prolly something different or since that CERN shit happened they found a point to connect through.
LOOOL you fucking retards actually think that those mindless defenseless drones are the real aliens?! God damn! Y'all're fucked. I bet you think they came down in flyin' saucers, too...
Nathaniel Nguyen
>Just remember that whatever happens, we'd win >capable of interstellar travel >implying the ship isn't basically a device capable of destroying the earth just because of the power density required for a multi-light year trip >Just remember that whatever happens, we'd win. Being this retarded Black Hole Starships: youtube.com/watch?v=x32AkL6HPfc
Capture the alien equivalent of the geology club on a field trip. >heh what a bunch of pussies didn't even have guns and there ship (equivalent to a old RV) was also unarmed what a bunch of pushovers!
Next time you are riving down the highway just look at the gormless idiots driving around with you, do you think that they could build a car? that they know the secrets of the combustion engine? any aliens we have encountered have been most likely the equivalent of cow tipping hicks.
Anthony Jones
Prove it.....
Caleb King
>we're going to have to fight all the shit they throw at us The alien movies are based on real life as well, prepare for hordes of demons killing and eating you alive.
>alien movies are based on real life as well, prepare for hordes of demons killing and eating you alive. Alex Jones Doom trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=qaPDFcc1EWU&t=4s
they aren't real at all user, but let's pretend that these weak aliens really do exist. How did they get here, if they are so chilidish and small? Clearly they didn't invent all the magic space shit that got them here, they're too simple and stupid. SOMEONE had to put them there - but who
Ofcourse theyre weak just like us, but the thing is that they have very advanced tech that would obliterate us before we even get close to their physical bodies.
Robert Barnes
>SOMEONE had to put them there - but who I think you know the answer to that...it's the kikes, it's always the kikes.
how many people drive cars and actually know enough about how they work to build one?
they could be just intergalactic libtards or imbeciles
Mason Baker
this
Josiah Perez
>in some time Literally first posted last thread mate. Aint even a pasta yet.
Nolan Edwards
>I'm afraid I can't post evidence Stopped reading there
Zachary Roberts
I am part "alien" and you probably are too, assuming you aren't baboon tier.
Charles Gonzalez
Alot of Jow Forumsomandos have claimed that they encountered creatures on stalker challenges. One that stood out said that he heard weird radio chatter from a combat unit and gunfire in the distance (he assumed it was a training op) and then encountered a giant humanoid lizard man.
Michael Sullivan
>I'm not sure why they approached or attacked the craft.
humans are generally hostile to things they don't know agent also humans are stupid jack asses
also not every one of us is green or 4foot some of us are humanoids too.
also can any of you agents know the difference betewwen an alien from a demon because demons attack onsite.
just saying but do go on
Bentley Sanchez
Skinwalkers aren't aliens.
Elijah Ward
>intergalactic mentally retarded liberal tourists oh my god. Hans? We have work to do.
the moon is their weapon. it was used on mars, used on the dinosaurs, and will be used on us if we get out of their control
Logan Martin
Jow Forumsreepy. There was also the copypasta of the SWAT team in Texas getting p0wned by an invisible something in a pig barn. >if it twitches >it gets stiches
Ethan Martin
Aliens are not weak. You think like a human.
The greys are clone niggers that are used to do the bidding of insect-like preying mantis aliens. They care little if they die. They don't have emotions to care if they die for sure. They only care logically they lost a tiny fraction of their work force.
They have advanced weapons that could take out out easily with air superiority. But that's not why they are here. At least that's not their goal right now.
>OP thinking they need weapons >not realizing the damage they could do with nothing but gravity and a few rocky boys
Levi Wood
Re: SKINWALKER RANCHE:
People saw what they projected at SkinWalker Ranch... e.g the military guys who brought guns saw giant aggressive wolves... the peaceful hippies who brought pachouli and weed just saw friendly orby light beings that brought love...
We are the gods/aliens, HUE means LIGHT and MAN means MANIFEST, Hu-Mans are LIGHT-MANIFESTORS
Except for the hippie who meditated on their property and got primal screamed at by a cloaked predator creature. Oh and the mormon family who was terrorized for no reason. Your hypothesis is trash
They are not weak. Their craft can do maneuvers which our aircraft cannot come close to; they also have cloaking, jamming, FTL travel, can go underwater, in the atmosphere, and in space.
The aliens themselves have extremely powerful telepathic abilities. They seem to be able to have teleportation technology as well. For instance, abductees often mention that they are teleported from their bed through walls and windows. They can paralyze a human being through some sort of telepathic ability. They can put voices and thoughts into our mind (as far as I know, they do not communicate vocally).
The anecdote about the SAS squad is meaningless, we have no evidence of any of that. We do, however, have hundreds of abduction reports and UFO sightings that suggest these beings are extremely powerful and technologically advanced.
Only a fool would underestimate these beings. They have been able to operate on earth in total secrecy for a long time now, perhaps centuries, if not millennia if you believe the ancient aliens narrative (I do not, personally).
Just to add, they also seem to be able to disable our weapons and aircraft (see the 1976 Tehran incident), and they can disable our nuclear weapons with ease as well (numerous such incidents).
>The lads didn't even have guns, just sticks, fists and rocks. Yeah that makes sense. What do they need guns for? Lol if you piss off the wrong kid, whole universe gets shut down. No biggie. Most of them just run around exploring, never breaking commandments, and they have no laws since laws only exist for the lawless.
Lucas Rogers
>not realizing the damage they could do with nothing but gravity and a few rocky boys Yeah dropping a half dozen mile wide kupiur belt or ort cloud objects would leave earth in a pretty much fucked lifeless state for millions of years. I only ask that the aliens broadcast Allahu SNACKBAR!!! just as they start to hit. Impact Calculator: purdue.edu/impactearth
my only question is...if they are so advanced why did they allow their tech to be confiscated?
Nolan Hill
>why did they allow their tech to be confiscated?
There is a hypothesis they do this on purpose just to see what we do with it. I agree with that hypothesis, but this sounds like an accident.
Keep in mind aliens are not gods. They make mistakes even with their superior tech. They have similar (or worse) IQs than us in terms of greys except for the fact they have mind control and mind reading, which makes them biologically superior
Camden Bennett
Posts like this are why I come here. Glad to see there are others out there who've done their homework.
Hudson Ortiz
oh dear you retard those were drones everyone knows greys are drones they are drones in Xcom and Xfiles you brainlet
Thomas Gray
Greys are biological androids programmed to complete specific tasks that explains their robotic or stupid behavior.
Their creators have yet to reveal themselves as far as I know
Isaiah Powell
Could also be for the lulz, like when you give an unbound lobster a kitchen knife.
Henry Robinson
At Least you do not come across as a hillbilly satan worshipping cannibalistic body.
Nicholas Sullivan
They are created by aliens so close enough.
Caleb Hill
bring it queers i'll buttfuck one of those things if i have to
Elijah Ortiz
Ok. Though pic is fake. Heres a what if. What if these 'aliens' are not the race that created them. Merely their technology version of a exploratory lander. Or, aka, drone. Now what.
Evan Ross
after skimming these two threads im assuming youre all missing the fact that the craft they travel in, is itself both an infinitely powerful weapon & impenetrable shield. i could try to explain, but im afraid it will divert into 'antigravity' conspiracies or worse ill stuff my own opinion in here. the fact is that the mechanism of propulsion generates a field that effectively blocks everything from neutrinos to solar flares. it might as well be one infinite continuous topography folding into itself forever, in infinite directions. at these high energy levels, operable levels (read: lift) the movement can depart, creating an arrival envelope, circumnavigate the universe infinite times, and penetrate its own departure envelope by crashing into itself where it left, before the back half of it leaves.
nothing threatens them in there. there are no g forces. youll see them perform manoeuvres thatd kill a human pilot. they could use the craft to punch right through an aircraft carrier, just like they zip 500ft underwater in .07 seconds from an altitude of 22,000 ft. they blink out like that too.
.07 seconds, zero to lightspeed. have fun trying to hit that with a rail gun. they could just fly through the planet and rip it in half like a watermelon shot by a 357. they dont need lasers. they can fly through the sun. they can fly through black holes. their craft is geared to the movement of the framework of the material universe. it has infinite potential.
Levi Ross
The pic is from a series of videos you absolute fool.
Blake Collins
Maybe, just maybe, fuckinghumancitygarbage should stay the fuck out of forests. Because, theyre not allowed there anymore. Die in your concrete shithole.
Jackson Morris
>only a fool would underestimate these beings Heh, I guess Im just a fool then. *teleports behind greys* Nothing personnel, kid.
Yall should avoid engaging in skinwalker stuff on Jow Forums. Keep that shit lidded. I am near ab epicenter of thst stuff. If you get too interested, it will show up. At your house. At night. Its real level shit, and the usa cops deal with it/occaisionally get fucked up bad by it too. And, it doesn't make it into reports usually. Just please stay away from this 1 subject. The... Thing gets irritated...
Juan Hall
>We are the gods/aliens Fuck off kike, hopefully they eat you alive.
I am fucking terrified of this shit, I was chased by something that felt bear sized out of my woods at night when I was a teen. It stopped when we broke the tree line and hit my open grass by the porch. I will never forget it and stories like this horrify me
Connor Green
I am zeb-creblong of Galaxiton 9. A ufo just flew over my ufo.
Bentley Reyes
reptilians are fallen, they want to enslave us all along with eating most of us.
Lucas Gomez
Aliens are not a threat, though they aren't aliens if you want them around. If you could tag those ufos it would mean likely they are man-made.
Levi Long
Call them hillbilly cannibalistic satan babbies.
Nathaniel Gomez
Why do you x fags keep posting here...
Nicholas Clark
>not a single UFO has been found with weapons
So, you still don't know anything about their weapon systems, then?
and you are attacking peaceful surveyors?
Nolan Scott
If anyone is interested, I know where one piece of this shit came from. Known for 20 years, and only here to hate Jews and shit, but I'll share since I'm here. Back in the 1930's, a WPA project outside New Harmony, IN found a piece of space shit. Was at the bottom of a "mound", as if it once was atop there. Read about it in an old academic journal from the 40's, and they even had a shitty pic of it. They thought they found some old Greek shit or something, but then they said it had unusual properties and shit. Personally I think the whole thing is faggy. To me it just looked like some old bullshit carnival ride.
Ryan Gutierrez
>if you believe the ancient aliens narrative (I do not, personally).
belief is not required.
Dylan Gray
>and they can disable our nuclear weapons with ease as well
So... you're saying that they have....
Atom de-activators?
Jacob Jackson
btw, stable isotopes of element 115 are artificially created, FYI.
Eli Perez
from a standoff distance of several miles.
Jack Carter
>turns out those aliens ARE actually alien children >they we're just playing together 'out in the neighbourhood' >humans fuck them up for no reason at all >adult aliens glass earth for violating the NAP
Jaxon King
My question is in reference to your previous response about Q. Assuming he’s not real, how in the fuck haven’t you guys been able to find the little bastard posting from his moms house.
Which brings me to Q being real, wouldn’t you be closely following his posts being in your field?
Oliver Mitchell
If they've mastered Interstellar travel they probably can do some things that we think are impossible
