>gf leaves me with her parrot while she goes on vacation with her family
>I decide to redpill the parrot
>Teach it to say various white nationalist slogans and every nigger alternative i can think of
>A couple weeks later they return, they invite me for dinner when i bring the parrot back
>While were having dinner the parrot screams 1488! RACE WAR NOW! GAS THE KIKES! NIGGER! JIGABOO! LEADERLESS RESISTANCE!
>I am now single
I fucked up Jow Forums
Nathaniel Allen
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William Baker
Cool story bro.
Elijah Perry
>things that never happend
Parker Cox
Parrots can talk dumbass, theyre really easy to train. She showed me how to do it.
Angel Brown
What seems to be the problem?
David Gray
Theyre normie cuckservatives
Oliver Parker
Very epic post fellow pede!
Andrew Kelly
I regret clicking on this thread. I regret reading that. I regret solving a captcha for this reply. I regret bumping this.
Landon Fisher
> never happened
Cool story
Aiden Nguyen
I regret you having to do all of that as well.
Jace King
>Parrots can talk dumbass
>insinuating that's why he made that post
No one i denying you can train a parrot to speak. This never happened and you're a faggot for making this thread.
Cameron Ramirez
Why would it not happen? Its completely possible and it did
Gabriel Lopez
Kept the parrot right?
Parker Miller
>OP: i had a gf
>imagine thinking this story is true
Hunter Butler
Lmao! Good job sir, you win Jow Forums today
Julian Morgan
i wish, but no. those things are awesome but theyre filthy animals. theyre like in ground pools, theyre awesome if theyre not yours.
Grayson Parker
Just seems like a larp
Austin Bailey
It didn’t happen user. Leave with what dignity you have left
Brandon Walker
You're a fucking noob.
>be me
>go down to the ghetto
>find stray pitbulls
>rescue them
>bring them home
>love them
>then lock them in a room with nothing but pictures of black men
>mentally torture and starve them for 5 days
>meet stupid whores online who are willing to take my poor mistreated harmless pitbull
>for a small fee
Fuck your parrot larp.
Andrew Williams
Fucking based. Did they let you keep your new comrade?
Gavin Torres
Nah, thats like a $1500 bird. I might get my own though
Blake Brown
>and it did
No user, it did not.
Lincoln Ortiz
hilarious if true
Alexander Sanders
So according to you, you know everything that happens in the universe.
Lmao you're stupid.
Caleb Walker
Why did you redpill the parrot and not your girlfriend?
Jeremiah Cooper
I thought it was funny
Chase Reed
I did the same and she proposed to me
Andrew Gutierrez
But you only taught bigger alternatives.
Jack Foster
Bad move user.
Parker Campbell
My macaw just called user a niggerfaggot. I just taught him that and he said it. Yes, its as lame as this thread but I thought we would run this evolution fully.
My dog also called user a niggerfaggot from mars.
Jaxson Moore
Put me in the r/Jow Forums screengrab! I'm toasting in le ebig bread XD NARWHALS!
William Peterson
americans aren't funny. stick to your talents (eating cheeseburgers and getting blown up by IEDs in the middle east)
Asher Gray
fake
Christopher Lee
god wills it
Easton Phillips
>>I am now single
>No longer being with a girl who is a nigger roastie
I fail to see a problem here.
Have you thought about dating her parrot, he seems pretty cool.
Colton Parker
This DID happen however
Jordan Evans
Had to check flag to make sure OP wasn't australian. Digits confirm absolutely.