>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>live band on the rooftop is still playing loud music (at 10:35pm on a Saturday) and everybody is drunk up there >two males are taking the tires off of a car
Grayson Walker
Flying beer bottles watch out boys
David Torres
>people fighting in the Walgreens >male black got in a Chevy Yukon with an assault rifle
Joshua Campbell
>intoxicated male hispanic acted suspicious >50 cars are backed up on lakeshore watching the fireworks
>range rover is waving guns on lawndale >female white with blonde hair, white tank top is intoxicated and eating pizza off the ground
Dominic Jackson
Fuck, my IP range is blocked from uploading pics. I may have to give gookmoot 20$ if I can't get this shit sorted out before the 4th.
>20 """males""" breaking out car windows and getting ready to fight >3 male blacks with guns taking pictures standing next to a bunch of other people with guns
Adam Flores
POPPING
Gavin Peterson
>male black with pink hair >claimed the were strippers and grinding on the women
It's like the primate exhibit at the fucking zoo.
Parker Jackson
>male blacks attempting to break into apartments posing as strippers
Jeremiah Rogers
>"...they were strippers grinding on the women" >male black intoxicated trying to jump in traffic
Lincoln Rogers
>pushing into apartments >Claiming to be...uhmm...strippers?
Jesus Christ my sides
Ryder Sanders
>male black throwing things and yelling at people >several gunshots
>Naked homeless male loitering across the street from Walgreen's
You can take the bunny out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the jungle bunny.
Charles Ross
>male choking female on thruway in a car
Justin Rivera
>hispanic wearing a straw hat lmao
Jonathan Martin
>male black and male hispanic wearing a straw hat stole two gallons of alcohol
William Torres
>nobody is going home Newfags don't even know what a great night that was. That, the white Porsche, sewer nigger, wearwolf sightings. It's been a wild ride.
Jose Young
>male made a hand gesture as if he had a gun, caller doesnt know what hes up to honestly pretty rustled that such busybody fucks exist and would call the cops for such a thing. Implying that just owning a gun would be unthinkable. What a cucked fucking population
>sex offense at cermac and walcott, naked homeless male loitering across from the walgreens >male choking a female near the entrance ramp in a car >male black and male hispanic in a straw hat stole 2 gallons of alcohol
>female screaming for help in the alley deeply_goncerned.jpg >male black refusing the pay for his food. That's something you don't hear every day.
Jaxon Green
>male black refusing to pay for his food >22 e roosevelt male black refusing to put on his shirt, he has a hospital band and is carrying a bouquet of flowers >(dispatch chuckling) >20 motorcycles on the walking path
>Implying that just owning a gun would be unthinkable. Mind you the """person""" making shooting gestures probably looks like he was just plucked out of the darkest jungles of the Congo.
Andrew Martin
Pretty long backlog of coonery for Robert to get to tonight. I've reached maximum comfy and am going to sleep. See you lads later.
Matthew Scott
the "offender" is probably an ultra nog but still. The implication is that the caller is so butthurt at the mere idea of gun ownership that they are willing to call 911 over a hand gesture. Why are they staring at strangers at 11:30pm in the first place. Oh wait its Chicongo
>group of males and females fighting >1 shot fired
Aiden Gutierrez
>the brother's ex-gf is outside trying to fight everybody >fight inside the 7/11 >Melissa, female hispanic is arguing with people who parked next to her, she has a crowbar in her hand
Cameron Gomez
>caller is arguing with the parking attendant >she has a crowbar in hand
Benjamin Taylor
>drag racers >hes jumping the turnstiles, pushing other patrons >female calling for help and the phone line disconnected
>male laying in the street for half an hour >vehicle ran into a brick wall on Western >female black only wearing a black sweater walking northbound, shes nude
I am late to the party niggers. Can someone give me a rundown?
Carson Cruz
Sittin comfy in based Andersonville here.
Matthew Butler
Right this is what I've seen so far, also a million fucking music disturbances also drag racing, AND NEARLY ALL THE SUSPECTS ARE BLACK. ALSO A SHIT TON OF FIGHTING
Thomas Gomez
>street racing >people breaking streetlights and a fire hydrant
It's been an oddly cool summer so far but the heat is finally here and theres been record rainfall so the humidity is guaranteed to bring out the southern negro in these apes. Cubs-Sox crosstown series down south also falls the weekend right after the 4th so expect a wild 4-5 day stretch lads.
Joshua Jenkins
>suspect has an ankle monitor on >dispatch: what a surprise kek
Chase Turner
>large group of people shooting off fireworks from inside their vehicles >WHAT A SURPRISE >large group of 30 teenagers fighting at the mcdonalds
>neighbors saw a female being thrown into a jeep by male His Panic
Kayden Rivera
>male hispanic threw a woman into a jeep
Oliver Barnes
>two gunshot wounds to the chest >one to the wrist >one to the right ring finger >serious condition
Owen Cook
>2 GSWs to upper chest F
Juan Gray
Keep an eye on this area tonight, particulary near Belmont & Sheffield. Nogs will be out there attacking homos, roasties, and other soft degenerates in town for the pride parade.
>implying male blacks research and plan their nightly nigwalks
Michael Perez
Why would anyone want to be a cop in Chicago? Holy shit it's an army of armed 80 IQ nigs drunk and coked out of their minds. It would be like working Black Hawk Down as a career.
Cooper Sanders
if you click on the advocate masonic hospital its just a tranny dancing
Henry Turner
>what kind of condition is this goof in?
Leo Young
>checked This shit is insane, these guys better be making a lot.
Ryan Ramirez
>had her window shot out by a bb gun
Brandon Clark
>they're fighting in the alley
Thomas Wright
how the fuck do high heels support a fat guy that heavy and not just explode while hes dancing
>10 shots fired near the school >female white 55-60 y/o in a wheelchair is harassing customers and refusing to leave >8 rounds heard >"...on the corner, thats where he attacked her" >the childs father is intoxicated and breaking things, there are 4 children inside >2 shot on Cambridge and something about a son on heroin and a call about someone with a baseball bat
