Why are insects so big this year?

>whatever shithole that thing is from
>checks flag

uhh user

OH NO NO NO NO

That's not an insect.

Why were they smaller last year?

The wasps have taken over Florida this year. There's nests fucking everywhere.

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Wait till summer, that county will burn it's self, bit like a self cleaning oven

This. I try to avoid killing them. If it's a bigger one I lure it into a dust pan and take it outside. I would probably use a crab net to get that fucking thing in op picture off my house.

>Australian huntsman
>Canadian claiming he's seen it in person
Must be global warming, their prehistoric DNA is awakening, expect EDF deployment in 2033.

Kek

That photo best not have been taken anywhere in Canada, mother fucker.

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Looks like a Brazilian Wandering Spider to me.

If they get big enough, kill them.
It's like the US in the mid east.
We supply weapons to the small terror groups and turn a blind eye. As long as they serve our purposes.
But when they get bif enough to pose a threat, they need to die.

I never kill spiders. Love the little monsters.

What happens if it bites you, unironically?

>what is a zoo

and I don't mean an inner-city school, I mean an actual zoo.

>kill all apex predators
>apex predators replaced by secondary predators
>secondary apex predators feast on rodent population which has doubled and tripled since the decline of apex predators
The huntsman can consume small animals

Vast majority of bush fires in Australia are caused by people, hardly any are naturally occurring

tfw headcrabs are real

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>Right click
>Search image
>Google says it's [X]
>Search [X]
>Similar images of spiders labelled the same
It's a shame the world's greatest information archive available to the public isn't being utilized to it's potential.

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They're not venomous and are harmless, nothing heard of anyone getting bit by a huntsman before

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Arachnids, unlike most insects or mammals, grow to their maximum size based on the level of nutrients they expect to absorb as an adult. This means juvenile spiderbros have anticipated an insectioning (aka an Insect-Insurrection) It will start with waves of massive roaches, followed by swarms of house flies. Many tarantulas will lose their lives defending us humans, you should be grateful.

Thats a strong web

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>TFW you're in the lab and hear a gurgling clicking sound

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Laughed out loud

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Based rodent eating spider

monsanto jews

If mosquitoes were genocided, would it throw the ecosystem too far outta whack? I know bats eat them. Can't they eat other bugs?

God I miss the crowbar.

Pygmy possums aren't rodents, Australian possums are cute and friendly, they're not like your opossums

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>333
I hope God's not pranking us with these digits in context to the conversation or I'm going to fucking die.

That's a cool name too.
Right up there with Deathstalker. Creepers get all the best names.

>be delivering mail
>pull up to row of boxes, see a few floating around
>whatever
>open box
>fucking hundreds of them flying out
>scream like a woman
>peel out
>nearly take off side mirror doing it
things are demonic

You should be fine as long as it doesn't have a health or mana bar above his head.

All spiders are venomous you retard.

It's a huntsman, i.e., a giant crab spider. Mostly found in Oz, but I think they're also in Florida too.

youtube.com/watch?v=YtKrbfqLrsY

kek

>that thing

I flipped it around, you should be able to recognize it now.

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You should always carry some Hot Shot as a mailman. Doubles as mace for dogs/nogs.
Let those stinging fucks know what happens when they vandalize mailboxes and break federal law.

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Australia has giant bugs and reptiles while americas got giant mammals like bears, wolves, and mountain lions.

Its fangs cause the most issues, and are sad to be painful, but any venom doesn't bother a human. Only the redback, mouse and funnel webs are venomous here, and only the latter is potentially deadly.

Would a can of Raid be enough to take that out?

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bug spraying a spider will just make it angry, and potentially gas you instead

Use your foot

can we raise them to eat jews then release them in israel?

youtube.com/watch?v=r011GRdai8Q

huntsman a cute

I'm ain't clicking that shit nibba

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Killing White people is the only solution to this problem.

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uloboridae

Huntsman is venomous though, most people say it is nonvenomous though, I don't think a single Australian has been bit by a huntsman because we have a mutual respect

Do you have any big mammals that cause any problems like bears or wolves. I know you’ve got giant crocs and lizards.

Pro tip: Windex incapacitates arthropods in few seconds and eventually leads to death.
t.New Yorker who defeated a hive of roaches after moving into a new apartment

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Abos

>a fucking huntsman
wow, who gives a fuck. There's huntsmen in every house here

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Why are your windows so small this year?

nothing to do with politics you fucking faggot

You fucking Aussies are the best. We need a professional shit posting league. Naturally America (fuk yea) is gonna be a team leader. We pick Australia. Your move other team.

>all these pussies itt

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Yep, real Australians have huntsmans and daddy long legs as quasi pets

Can we breed them to eat jews and niggers?

Hey, Atleast those 60 IQ abos don’t have guns like they do here. The weird thing about abos is that they all have fucking animal tier IQs but they build home made cars that fucking work. I bet hey get the motivation from huffing all of that gasoline.

How does a crab climb up the wall?

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Have you ever tried giving them water, in a dish?
This will slowly build a familial bond with them and they may actually recognize you as a friendly.
Plus, it's good to keep the bug deterrents healthy.

I saw the mailman a house down and put a cat in the mailbox of my friends house.
Sure it was wasps and not a cat?
ya big girl