HAPPY CANADA DAY GUYS!!!!

HAPPY CANADA DAY GUYS!!!!

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Who the hell celebrates Canada day?

show us the in-store prices though

DIGITS CONFIRM DAY OF RAKE IS HERE

Fuck off Quebec

It's tomorrow

It's tomorrow fgt.

Everything is better in Canada except their hockey teams

Cant compete with the sun belt

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>these bantz

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I'm staying in Canada and it's fucking impossible to get laid. I matched with a fat girl on tinder though, she looks like she sucks cock all the time.

What does Canada have that makes them better? Besides white people.

No cities with niggers where you can't go
Less gun violence and crime

Well for one we don't have to worry about being shot when we go to church, school the mall, outside or in our homes. We don't live in a police state and have to worry about no knock warrants or civil forfeiture to start

dog blowjobs

>and it's fucking impossible to get laid.
Why?

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Yeah but that's why I live in Wyoming. No crime, non-whites, or cities. It's basically Canada but with guns.

Canada day is tomorrow you dumb niggers

Bonne Saint Jean

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>Ooof
The German has landed one below the belt.
Leaf is badly winded here...
How will he respond ?

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Based.

no advantages over wyoming. more wilderness if you want to get really out, i guess.

>We don't live in a police state
I hope you never said anything negative about Mudslime terrorists, or that males are men...

Show us the porn loicense prices

These people are my neighbours. Fuck you, OP

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I can't wait to move back to Nova Scotia in August.

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My friend just got back from Halifax. Made it sound like heaven.

But wait, there's more...

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The Leaf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a maple nigger, syrup merchant, snow beaner, dog fucker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But ask him to post the in-store prices (no sales or loss leaders) and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

nigger what

Show us your foreskin

It's her foot

>begging to see dick online
At least we know you're a native Leaf.

Got any of those twenty dollar canadian chickens?

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SEETHING SKINLET

They just delayed it again, we are free to fap without a loicense for now

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Unironically like the porn license desu

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Pretty much the only good thing to come out of the cesspool that is the uk

And even that they fuck up, porn should not be free, it's literally the only industry that gives it's product away for free, the only thing Jews give away for free is poison

>all caps
Lol. Imagine being this livid at not being able to see my cock.

I dont want to see your skinlet raisin Mohammed

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Why the fuck are you here leaf?
GTFO before we shoot you.

>Mohammed

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see ya.
have fun sinking.

well, a hole is a hole ...

The first baseball field was in Canada.
Babe Ruth's first professional homerun.
Everything good. either comes from Canada or is perfected by Canada.
We were supposed to be the Great White North until we got sold out and turned in to wage slaves.
End of the day, Nobody can defeat us in the winter months. That's when we fight.

So he can buy food without a second mortgage and to spend sometime with his long distance girlfriend at the pound.

Explains your laws on dog sex.
Of course based on how much you were begging to see my dick, I bet you're not interested in holes.

I use to be involved with a group called Youth with a Mission (YWAM), and met a lot of Leafs there.
To say they were naive retards would be an understatement.

it's really not that bad if you're not a moron.
I'm downtown Toronto and eat like a Viking every fucking day.

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>eat like a Viking
Right. So you have sail across the Great Lakes and pillage another country. Like I said.

Oh is that why the gay pride parades are today?

I'm a Canadian.

Fuck Canada!

>Right. So you have sail across the Great Lakes and pillage another country. Like I said.
He's a refugee
He flew across the big water an the country's giving him monthly plunder because it's too Christian for its' own good

>everything is better than canada
Except the in-store prices