HAPPY CANADASTAN DAY EVERYONE !!! (July 1)

Saved your ass countless of times.
Why don't you stop talking shit and come up here and take it.
Always talking such a big game. Never doing anything.
Come and fucking take it eh.

Sorry.

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user, take what exactly?

Sikhs are based as all hell theyre just not Canadian. Still I’d probably rather have a Sikh watching my back than the average city dwelling Canadian

Are you serious, leaf??

A Sikh would be more likely to stick a knife in
>your back
But, hey, good luck with that.

You know Sikhs aren’t Muslim at all right? It’s a glorious warrior religion coming out of North India, iirc it formed in direct opposition to the Muslim invaders that eventually formed Pakistan. Learn your fucking history so you don’t just look like a dumbfuck deranged racist. You stupid cunts hurt our movement more than anything.

Considering everyone thinks water is such a big deal. Our fucking country just gets frozen water dumped on us. No way that could be more useful than it is currently. Wth is with all this timber and oil and resources!
Holy fuck! Look how much land is available and stocked with purity!
Holy fuck! Pine pollen is a natural testosterone booster? Better not tell anyone that why the government (crown) reserves the rights to all pine trees.
The Jews control it for a reason dumb ass.

Someone's been watching a little too much (((Rebel Media))).
Point still stands, Canada for Canadians, America for Americans etc etc etc

Eh

“You can have my turban when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.” kek

Get some fucking pride faggot. We exist because men significantly greater than you, made it. Where everyone else thought impossible. Maybe you're some fake ass leaf who's parents cucked off and ran away from home.
Get raked.

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chill out you raghead fuck

>Saved your ass countless of times.
Canadians have this weird delusion of grandeur where they believe they are the strongest nation, the best nation, the smartest nation, etc, but none of it is true.

July 1st is my birthday so I celebrate that instead

Funny because when your flq was active in the 80’s 10th Mountain had an invasion plan...to assist your military, who weren’t by your own generals standards capable of putting down an uprising alone. Thanks for Kandahar you dog fucking socialists

tell me your combat stories than fag

Kinda like Israel desu

happy birthday big bro

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But America has no shortage of water last I checked.
>Timber
Point, but Uma down south sells it for cheap. Too much of a hassle over some wood
>Oil.
Meh, America has oil too and they're beginning to exploit those resource in an industrial scale now. Still, Canada sells the U.S oil at a good price
>Land.
's a plenty down south too
>Stocked with purity!
And a people that once was one of the greats. Was.
>Pine pollen is a natural testosterone booster?
One word, shemale vitality
I'm just not convince my dude, no offense but It's just not worth it. It's cold, it's wet, it's depressing, expensive and on and on. No thanks, but maybe the Chinese are interested, or even the Russians. They can have you
Godspeed

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Like, literally ask any Canadian Infantry guys who have been in the shit (35+ year old boomers) and they will tell you the Canadian Forces are meme tier garbage themselves; they are usually the most outspoken about it dwl

eh. we die pretty fucking good. and always take a lot of enemy out with us.
pretty sure the PPCLI got a US Pres Citation for Korean War (calling in artillery on their own position).
some decent accomplishments and military history for young country who got used and abused growing up.

>Battle of Medak Pocket
Literally never happened, Canadians claim their army was involved in a huge battle in the former Yugoslavia but that "battle" was nothing more than a skirmish, IF it even happened at all.
>Burning the White House
That was the British, long before Canada was even a nation

“Glorious warrior religion” blah blah blah.
Fuck you asshole.
YOU stupid cunts hurt your “movement” more than anything. You’re so fucking stupid that you just ADMITTED you have an agenda.
I fucking know you’re not Muslim. Did I say you were Muslim, cheesedick? You don’t have to be a Muslim to be a DICKHEAD. And in my opinion, you’re WORSE. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOVEMENT.
Get an education, a haircut, and a shave. If you start looking like a human being, you MAY actually start acting like a human being, you fucking savage.

I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, but keep babbling.

you're obviously low IQ
it about having everything to be fully self sustaining... and Canada has the most untouched natural resources in the fucking world.... because it was such hard fucking land. don't mistake our kindness for weakness.
a real leaf fights with the power of a thousand Gordie Howes when in battle.

well ya...
now i think it's a pretty sad state of affairs.
they still produce some great top tier soldiers.
but nothing like before.

It's no delusion though. Canada until very recently was a legit big boy and badass, it's only limiting factor being a small population.
And why wouldn't a Canadian be proud of his country after all, it's one of the only two countries in the western hemisphere that is prosperous and wealthy. Also, unlike us, Canadians do take care of each other by guaranteeing healthcare to the less fortunate in the country, that too is something to feel proud of.
Because they don't need their military. Who's going to invade them? Who's going to threaten them? Why waste money and resources on a force that's never going to see any action, where you can buy stuff for cheap from America if need be

>The Poos are colonizing their former colonizer's colonies.
MY FUCKING SIDES

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bit early isn't it mate, im saging this thread into oblivion

thanks dude,i'll be 27

no shit it was British. there wouldn't even have been a single Canadian attached to them.
you're inserting your own arguments like a fucking jew. get raked.

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>Canada has the most untouched natural resources in the fucking world.
Yes.
>Because it was such hard fucking land.
Yes.
>Don't mistake our kindness for weakness.
Yes.
>A real leaf fights with the power of a thousand Gordie Howes when in battle.
No.
I thought real leafs went extinct decades ago

Its the average person that doesn't realize

>Battle of Vimy Ridge
It was all British and French that did the work paving the way for Canadian forces, it wasn't solely a Canadian victory. Oh and 60% of Canada's forces that fought on the ridge were British-born, but lets not let that get in the way of our propaganda about Canadian history

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>no shit it was British.
and yet Canadians come on Jow Forums everyday and gloat about how "we" burned down the White House

sikh detected.

cope

I'm pretty sure 27 is an important number.
anything 3-6-9 related somehow is good times.

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*sells fentanyl to your kids*
*bombs civilian airliner*
*displays terrorist murals on temples*

Yep sikhs sure are b-based.

Oh look who showed up again, the Anglos bitch
What for, I'm American. Aren't I allowed to respect our northern brethren?

This
Nothing wrong with patriotism, but leafs take it to a literally retarded level.

7 steps for battle procedure.
step 1.
prep for battle.

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t. Raghead

>Oh and 60% of Canada's forces that fought on the ridge were British-born
Gee, really? It's almost as if Canada was born with the help of British colonies.

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3-6-9 Damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time?
I would, I really would Canbro, I just don't see the point init. Can't we all just get along?

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fuck off english teaching kike

keep reading about other peoples experiences cuck

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those Canadians are almost as jewish as you

get your skinny ass back home, you expat faggot

American still BTFOd from literally defeating themselves in 1812 because they were so infested with jews that their own merchants were supplying the enemy. MAD. Take queeston heights again you gay cuck.

>exposed to the truth, the Canadian becomes butthurt and begins to deny what is plainly spelled out in front of him

If we build it, they will come.

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oh I almost forgot July 1st is the day where shitskins buy Canada paraphenelia and LARP as Canadians

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They're selling "BBQ Pork Ribs and Meat ball Combo with beer" combo at IKEA for $15.99 and its literally a tiny plate. I don't have pics to prove, sorry.

What a fucking rip off. Fuck this country.

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cool, interesting. Now fuck off you towelhead.

I prefer this, purely for the A E S T H E T I C S, but hey it's your country.
Godspeed

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>oh I almost forgot July 1st is the day where shitskins buy Canada paraphenelia and LARP as Canadians

This.

I see a lot of pajeets waving Canadian flags around. At least Chinese are more honest, they treat this day like nothings happening.

no. I'm saying almost all history is a fucking lie. you should only speak of what you know.
armchair qb

if we build it they will come boys

i highly recommend RATMW for inspiration

Keep it up guys, you're doing great work. No one suspects a thing.

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>Sikhs are based as all hell theyre just not Canadian. Still I’d probably rather have a Sikh watching my back than the average city dwelling Canadian
Fuck off, you fuckin' cunt.

>what was the york militia Brock's favourite unit comprised of Canadian settler sons from Toronto.

But yeah most of these fucking fairies are just claiming lineage back to one of our founding myths that they have no right to claim to. I bet most of these faeries don't even have relatives in ww2 nevermind ww1 / boer / fenian / 1812 / indians etc

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I don't even know what half the shit means.
I know there is a very distinct Canadian Way of being and doing things. Eventually we'll make our own communities. Technology/Innovation will only make living away from the cities even cozier.

Bi colour is gay as fuck.Just do the Ensign without the Union Jack you larping retard.

>“Glorious warrior religion” blah blah blah.
>Fuck you asshole.
Appropriate response to that cocksucker.

There is no such thing as a Canadian. Canada is now 49% White.

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Why is your day dangerously close to ours

lmao its not a canada thread if the recycle retard doesn't show up. How you been buddy?

>It’s a glorious warrior religion coming out of North India

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Happy canada day to all the canadians!

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Here is a Canadian classroom. Happy Chanukah everyone

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Hillarious that some gook understands this better than all the leafs in this thread.
That's like saying "Yeah but the Founding Fathers weren't American, they were European."
Obviously they were European, but the very act of declaring independence made them American. The period of time in which we burned down the white house was also during a time of development for the Canadian identity.
>We'll burn down the white house again if you guys deserve it, but right now it's leafland that needs a bit a parliamentary blaze.

My grandfather (born 1895) was in WWI for British. made 7 Canadian kids (all the way in to his 60's or 70's or something crazy)

>On July 1, 1867, the British North Americas Act created the Dominion of Canada as a federation of four provinces. ... On June 20, 1868, the Canada's Governor General proclaimed that Canadians should celebrate the anniversary of the confederation. July 1 became a holiday, known as Dominion Day, in 1879.

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>warrior religion
the sikh I worked with went to the boss saying the white guys worked hard because they were racists who wanted to make him look bad. Lazy pieces of shit.

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Based

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I don't even know what it means.
but it get's people to say shit.

>Eventually we'll make our own communities. Technology/Innovation will only make living away from the cities even cozier.
But that's yielding ground to the barbarians who have no right being there in the first place. It's a seductive idea to isolate yourself from the cancer that surrounds you and start over, but if you don't address the issue as a whole the cycle will just repeat itself until you've got nowhere else to go.
I'd rather dump the invaders in the Atlantic then give ground to them, my ancestors didn't serve this country for me to pussy out now

diversity is our strength

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Based and oldstockpilled

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Caring about recycling does not imply retardation.

On the contrary, putting a leaf on your national flag does.

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The modern flag is two colours with a leaf the 'bi colour' our old flag was the Red Ensign the Canadian Coat of arms on a red field with a union jack in the top corner.

This
They’re allergic to work.

Imagine the smell

Whither than u Carlos

This is pretty funny/interesting. lol
thatchannel.com/the-myth-is-canada-update-2019-with-doug-force/

Dogbless and rapedogpilled

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POO

Based

pic related: a rape in process

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