White people cooking in the woods

What is camping

Cause we're tree germans that lived in forests for thousands of years even before roman times. Makes us relax and others paranoia. it's like those indiuns you have still living in paradise shooting arrows not knowing any better.

That's because you're ugly. and have been trained to think ugly.

Plant fruit trees. There is always a fruit in bloom no matter what month it is. No matter your region.

being /out with your phone on you is worse than being a basement dwelling loser. It's fucking sacrilege. I hate instagram /out LARPers more than words can describe.

Never said it does. Neither did they

there is, actually, in this circumstance. they have no reason to be cooking in the woods, they're videotaping themselves cooking in the woods, the whole thing is degenerate waste of time.

>But corn bread = survival cooking? Really?
Exactly.

In a survival situation you'd be lucky to get a fire going to toast some bugs to eat.

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Wow. That looks like absolute shit.

And I'm sure he spent years on it.

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This, if you want to survive focus more on identifying edible plants in your area and making snares for small game. MRE's and shit like that are unreliable and too bulky for you to carry around with you in a situation where your running for your life.

oh shit. i got a little grill and the little bag of charcoal and woodchips. makes me want to go to the nature center in my rich upper class town and grill some steaks. why would you hunt animals in the modern world when there's supermarkets unless you're a poorfag who spends money on guns and has a bloodlust bc of personal and familial failures?

Our country side is so comfy

Of course I'm ugly, I here, with you. And I do have 3 fruit trees, planted long ago by someone else. But sure, I'll plant some more.
>Plant fruit trees. There is always a fruit in bloom no matter what month it is
And this is how I know that you are not just ugly. You are an ugly nigger. Because that statement only hold up in nigger countries, where the ape life-style of not having to stock up for winter is rewarding the lazy. Enjoying your rapefugee status in Mutt'land?

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ah yes, woods, the natural habitat for domesticated beef cattle.
let me just be alone and capture this ton+ animal somehow, slaughter this heifer somehow and then mince it somehow and then cook it in my teflon(tm) pan over a basic fire.

survival.

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>camping is cuck behavior now

ITS NOT NEW
WE DO THIS FOR LAST 10,000 YEARS
FUCK OFF GAY THREAD FAG

It's an easy entertainment niche to fill. That's probably why.

the anglo version of camping is to existing in nature, what attending a megachurch with Sunday Funday(tm) after service potlucks is to being religious

Trying to outlive my parents is turning into an extreme sport.
I wore a condom last week ffs.
Seriously though we have nothing to live for, I enjoy life but there's nothing deeper than the surface. There's no meaning, no struggle. Just a status competition for access to empty whores.
Money will never make you happy, people are all broken and out for themselves or are beyond fucked (because anyone who isn't a total pos is fodder for the rest).

You dumb niggers should learn some fucking survival skills and get the fuck out of the cities, I know it never happens but it will eventually and you don't want to be a starving public rape toilet when shit really hits the fan.

It is happening slowly, this society is on the brink of collapse. Could be 5 years, could be 50 either way you should be ready.

It's because they can go back to their safe white suburban neighborhoods and every time you leave your favela there's a good chance you will be mugged and killed

What the fuck is that goblin?

Sh-shut up!

This guy is cool: youtube.com/user/jastownsendandson/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid
Fried Chicken: youtube.com/watch?v=GsyjNef2ydQ

>not having gardens and livestock
You should learn how to cook people since you're already living as an insect.

I also drink whiskey and smoke cigars in the woods too. Should I be distilling it and drying tobacco and hand-rolling my cigars?

Townsends is dope.

no need to be personal and invidious, Jason.

Probably on a shitty jewtube channel for idiots who want to feel comfort that they can can survive in the outdoors without actually having to do it.
Survivorman was about as close at it comes, but he got depressed when some teen idiot decided to try it and died in the woods

moot point anyway, in a real life, civilization collapse surivival situation hunting the way rednecks do it would be a good way to starve or get yourself killed by attracting attention.

Small game trapped with snares and edible roots/less easily identified wild edibles are the best way to get calories without making a bunch of noise and smoke.

This shit does seem absurd when you're not living a comfy life. Black people always joke about whites camping and having dangerous hobbies like sky diving

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Recommend any other good historical channels?

Holy shit. You fucking jews itt are absolutely losing your minds. This is awesome.

>YEEE HAWWW DATS RITE YUROKEKS US MURICANS GOT REAL FREEDOM RITE HERE IN DA GREAT OUTDOORS
*drives his fat ass to the nearest trail*
>ALL YER WOODS IS FILLED WITH MOHAMMEDS AND YOU CHOPPED DOWN ALL YOUR FOREST FOR DA KING OF YUROP IN DA OLDEN TIMES YOU FUCKING KEKS
*Gets bitten by a tick and contracts lyme disease*
>DAS RITE NONE OF YA'LL EVER GET TO DRIVE OUT HERE IN THE PICKUP, WE GOT ALL THING YA NEED FOR REAL SURVIVIN' 'ND JIVIN' OUT HERE
*Uses phone for navigation*
>YA'LL AINT EVEN GOT O2 TANKS OR GUNS
*gets shot by a hunter*

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You know i'm not white, BUT this behavior is nothing less than survival tactics in a hostile environment. Believe me when i say that our local armed Maoists have to go innawoods due to the goverment and everyonr else hunting them down, and in this scenario White people are being cornered instead.

Helpful link:
uswhiteclock.org/

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I don't remember which video/channel it was but there was a good one where these professional chefs would cook kin the woods with stuff from the woods. It was pretty good.

>white man develops complex civilization over hundreds or even thousands of years
>this allows building a marvel of modern civilization which is the city
>other civilizations and ethnicities envy and admire this achievement and imitate it however they can
>Jow Forums: LOL CITIES R DEGENRATE, MUH BASED COUNTRY SURVIVLE LIFE DURRRRRRR

>Why are we romanticizing living like that?

whites come from the forest. when under threat, we unconsciously gravitate towards where we feel most secure; our primordial home in the woods, mountains and rivers. it calls to us saying, "come home, where it is safe, i shall shelter you" -- however -- as we live in clownworld, our answer to this call comes not in the form of a religious awakening, a return, a rebirth; but rather silly people making cornbread in their backyard and calling it "survival cooking".

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yes *car noises in background" it's *more car noises* bloody *cars* luverly *toot*.

that bloke in the vid is well outside civilisation

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City life has always bred luxury as well as degeneracy. Read any historical accounts.

fuck off nigger, as if britbongs walk even a half mile more than the average mutt. Americans drive everywhere, britbong chavs sit in their tenments and rot.

If you were an eastern or central European who walks around town all day I'd say fair's fair, but we all know Brits are lazy scum just like us.

Isn't this really just a picnic though.

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>t. EuroJew mutt
Urbanization has always led to globalization policies and exploitation of peasants (or wagecucks).

>it calls to us saying, "come home, where it is safe, i shall shelter you"
Dude, nature shelters no one. It's a literal jungle and survival of the fittest.

Not an argument, dummy.

there is literally nothing acceptable about being a youtuber

Because we like to go camping, have you ever gone camping shitskin?

>nature shelters no one

tell that to the taliban. or the houthis. or the vietcong.

This.

Whites are going back, yearning to live like savages. This is probably a mental stage cause by extinction anxiety. Could even be a mild form of acquired autism.

>t. jungle monkey

Lindybeige might be a decent watch.

he called "survival cooking"

deer taste pretty much the same.

Humans belong in nature. Living in metal cities like rats is unnatural and degenerate. There's a reason why Jews are so urbanized. Cities are where socialism and anti-natalist ideologies like feminism.and homosexuality spread. Not to mention where corrupt Jewish bankers and niggers live.

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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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>jews
>urbanized
this fucking guy
jews are parasites who move into cities built by others, they never built cities of their own.

you niggers are doing some impressive mental gymnastics to justify wanting to live the life of uncivilized savages.

Not the first time it happened.
I remember reading a DailyMail article that a hyper-agressive and hyper-territorial race of Cro-Magnon had genocided Neaderthals in the Near East and Europe as well.
Might happen again on a global scale with hundreds of milllions dead :-\

>(((You)))

>There is literally nothing wrong with cooking in the woods
Of course there's not. Though it is more fun to trap a bunny or catch a few fish for food. Colored people fear nature since they can't survive in it on their own wits (outside Hollywood fairy tales)....hmmmm? come to think of it coloreds don't do very well in the city when handed all the tools they need to be successful...

>survival cooking
It's right in the name, you stupid monkey. It's so people know what they are doing if things collapse and they are forced to live like this. Is something big ever happens and gas/electricity gets shut off, the food in prep will be worthless if you can't cook it.

>The urban revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the European race.
Is there anything more cucked than cities?

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the UK doesn't have real country side. You don't have a place to get away.
America has millions of acres of untouched land so far outside of civilization you can actually see the milkyway at night.

So camping is evil now?
Why?

>DUDE

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>primitive cooking
>a fucking stainless steel pot
what a farce

stone fruits need frost to set fruit

there is year round fruit in america

Did you really typed all that, Johnny?

Well I mean you could use venison

Lurk more, idiot.

>mutts: "LOL LOOK AT AFRICA 2000 YEARS AND THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BUILT CITIES LMAO FUCKING NIGGERS"
>also mutts: "NIGGERS CAN'T LIVE IN THE WILD ONLY WHITES CAN"
jfc mutts really do have zero self-awareness

I can respect that. I don't even own a cell phone and so don't take one with me but some videos are helpful if you don't have people to show you stuff. I don't think there is anything wrong with taking pictures.

nobody wanted this fuck face, we were all peasants surviving off our own farms. we were forced into the cities. the majority of people never lived in cities, it's extremely an unnatural and unhealthy way to live.

Snares, spears, slings...even without guns, you can hunt and get meat.
Throughout the summer there's things growing you can eat, and in the winter there's still stuff under the snow, but you'll be depending on fish and game.
Making a fire is not really hard.

But most people just like to camp, so they bring food and matches with them, and cook over a campfire. People have been doing this since forever, so why is it weird now?

Wherever you find large cities, you find corruption, crime, Judaism, (((equality))), degeneracy and globalism. Cities always start out good but just like the mice utopia experiment overcrowding leads to low birthrates and eventually civilizational death. The truth is ALL cities are bad, Berlin, Rome, New York, San Francisco, Chicago, Barcelona, they're all filled with oversocialized childless NPCs, Jews and shitskins. Nature is the ruler of all things, humans are wild animals. Humans that live in concrete and metal cages are domesticated, weak and corrupt.

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Swiss cities are actually comfy though. It's not comparable to some shit hole like LA.
t. butt hurt mountain Jew.

They can't thrive as a race in any situation unless they are being supported by whites

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I like city living because it connects me to my ancestors. They weren't redskin savages living inna woods, although I enjoy nature as well. They were generations of men who lived in cities and made them into beautiful and industrious places to live before they were gutted and abandoned by white-flight COWARDS.

>I like city living because it connects me to my ancestors.

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>It's right in the name, you stupid monkey.
Go watch the video. The guy bought his entire house + a car full of food.

youtube.com/watch?v=tmrKECnPv9w

In a survival event he'd be luck to toast some larvae to eat.

Cities before 1950 were just fine. Jesus fucking christ you boomers disgust me. The problem isn't cities it's niggers and jews. just say it you massive faggot.

Because it makes them money you fucking idiot...that's the entire point of YouTube. Autists on here really cant help but read too into things, its fucking sad.

That shit he's standing in front of is dangerous, do not break it or try to pull it out of the ground.
It's full of acid.

How the fuck is this any different from just camping.

You JUST KNOW she is fucking Black Men on the side.

Jesus christ whytebois, all ur women LOVE BLACK COCK wtf is up wit dat?

BLack COCK is breeding ur race, and raping ur race.
Your women scream during sex with black men"IMPREGNATE ME WITH UR BLACK SEED KING PLEASEEEE GOD UR SO GOOOOD!!!!"

FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE AND THEIR
>shuffles deck
COOKING FOOD IN THE WOODS!

Stop following us around nigger.

almost had a perfect shill thread but your retarded brazilian brain said go in a different direction.

>stuff they bought at the supermarket.

should have stopped there

Ah shit dude, thanks for reminding me, I'm so stupid. How could I forget that cities just magically popped up the 60's and 70's as housing for niggers? I don't know why I thought that white people used to live in them at one time, and even built these amazing structures in intricate and beautiful forms.

>my ancestors lived in the city
oh, really? So you were not descended from peasants then?

>Life is boring. We have nothing to do.

we have plenty to do, but most people are too chicken shit to mount all the the most pitiful level of civil disobedience.

Brazilian ain't white

>ancestors couldn't possibly be divided into subsets of recent vs distant