How the fuck did I find this board

>discovers Jow Forums through r/battlestations
nah, now thinking about it, could've been through one of Internet Historian's videos

GameFAQs. Haha

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You're here forever ;)

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doubt it. going to uni soon and wanna kick the habit to going on Jow Forums out

>I'm planning an escpae very soon
There is no escape from this place
You're here forever

see

3 years ago i did a meme test i found on instagram and it mentionned /b/ and Jow Forums as the edgiest places for memes.
i left every social media i had but cant seem to leave Jow Forums....

Those who seek truth will eventually find it against all odds

You'll come back
You can't unlearn the things you've seen here, there's no going back to being bluepilled

I would phrase it the same way as you user years ago now I say how did Jow Forums find me?

oh I'll find a way

Yes German user I cannot deny pol has taught me so much too much even

So true.

Once you're here, you're here forever.
See you tomorrow, user.

stormfront is a bunch of middle aged ugly losers

been here since 98 myself

That's dedication fucking hell

I probably saw a video on jewtube which mentioned Jow Forums, or perhaps it was the media talking about Jow Forums being full of nazis. Either way, it was thanks to (((someone))) talking shit about this site, and now i can't seem to quit.

>kym filename
Sad.

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thread theme:

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I came here in 2013 from fucking Jow Forums of all places. Just randomly browsing through the rest of the boards, I saw this one and was wtfing that such a board and people believing the things they believed in even existed. I even remember my first post. Fucking hell, where did almost 6 years go...

I used to browse /b/ for fun. It turned into gay porn so came over here.

it was the download file name allow me bruv

you're here forever.

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Right it's my queue to leave this website forever. It's been a blast, I'll see you never.
-skepfag

I eventually just got turned off by /b/, since it's a bloody trainwreck now, and so migrated here.

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The fag, moot, advertized his creation on somethingaweful and ebumsworld. I have been here for 13 years niggers. I want OUT.

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Do you REALLY, though?

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This is gold lmao

kebab removal
when ever someone says this person was horrible also he liked "X" and "X" I think that thing he liked must be the greatest thing ever if the media says it's bad

Dude, you´ll take a little stroll outside and whatever you´ll see will compel you here

God led you here because the End is nigh.
He's trying to tell you to either get right with Jesus or abandon all hope.

Your choice.

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>speaking a second language
>automatic nazi
Are you secretly an American?

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Tarrant, I'm a newfag and am always telling myself that I'll leave tomorrow...

I was casually surfing /v/ during the trayvon martin trial at work and someone said to come watch it with Jow Forums checked it out, and have been unable to leave ever since.

It's so weird to see people being honest about public events.

watching Jeantelle bark "Thass real retarded sirrr" then seeing the news where she is reported as a brave multilingual intelligent child made me really wonder if the media had out best interests in mind.

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I was a paid CTR shill back in 2015 and 2016 after her campaign failed they got rid of us all and I'm just a neet now.

There is no "kicking the habit" when it comes to Jow Forums, young padawan. You are here forever, because this is the only place you will ever find the unvarnished truth.

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ive been on this website for like 13 year its true you can never leave

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i came on chans when i was 23 y.o. i'm 34 now

99% of Jow Forums's population are newfags. The 1% who are oldfags rarely post. Jow Forums is mostly low IQ zoomers now, with a few boomer faggots here and there mostly in /ptg/ and Trump threads. Anyone who wasn't on Jow Forums before October 2006 is a newfag.

been here on the good honest 4channel since the time we hacked sarah palin's emails
we used to meet at a place called the "moot" and everyone had to be sure to bring back snacks.

11
where else to go?

*sighs*

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>little whiteboy
>was into the smt games as a kid
>none of my black classmates even knew what that was except for this one kid literally named Jamal
>Jamal tells me I should go to /v/ where they talk about it all the time
>get to college
>gamergate begins
>immigrate to Jow Forums because feminists are destroying my video games
>resurrect a chaos deity
>SMT in real life
It all went uphill from there
Thanks Jamal

I came here during the very first chimpouts

If they ever just shut all the chans down, then I would just shut myself down too, because life would be pretty boring after that.

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i came to ascertain the severity of a nazi threat to the republic, i'm happy to report the threat is a farce perpetrated by agents of both russia and china trying to instigate civil war so they can swoop in and fuck the corpses.

Why? Jow Forums is how I made all my friends in college. Like a fraternity but without the weird gaysex stuff

My anti sholmo scent lead me to this place. It was clear from the beginning. The shills. The motherfucking shills. They were everywhere. I smelled them from a mile away.

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>How the fuck did I find this board
Pic related

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you damn aussies! fooling the newfags again i see

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you have to go back

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Poligami

I originally thought this was a Malaysian Milkshake forum who provides various conversational topics to discuss while enjoying milkshakes.
..well shit, i guess you couldn't really dissprove that

it found you
it will find everyone
nobody can hide

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That's how I came to be here. Lurked forever and mostly still do.

Jow Forums became my main board in 2014/15 after spending a few years on r9k

I was on /b/ since 2006. Around 2008/9 parents died, tough period, stopped for a bit, got redpilled in that period. When I came back, b went to shit, when I dropped redpills everyone told me "go back to Jow Forums". I was like wtf is pol. Then I came home.

ebaums world back in 2003.

You saw your 55 year old future Father in law reading it late every night, collapsing repeatedly on the floor in fits of uncontrollable laughter.
One day, you just had to peek, and that was that.
Your here forever.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave.
t. Future Father in law.

The media's treatment of Ron Paul led me here.

Pika Pika!!

Old school /b/ fucker. I've been on this fucking site since my teens and now i'm in my 30's.

Has thst saying been around for a ling time? I'm still a newfag,, been here going in 3 years.

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I took the normal Jow Forums route
>edgy kids at school told me about /b/ during the scientology protests
>go to /b/
>wow this is great
>wow this is the same shit over and over
>go to /v/
>wow this is great
>wow this is the same shit over and over
>go to /a/
>watch thousands of hours of anime
>learn Japanese
>wow this is the same shit over and over
>go to Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /co/, /sp/, /tg/, Jow Forums, /tv/
>wait what's /new/
>go to /new/
>oh shit it's happening
>it just keeps happening
>moot shuts it down
>oh hell naw
>bitch endlessly
>get Jow Forums
>Jow Forums gets shut down
>oh hell naw
>Jow Forums comes back
>we get /mlpol/ for a glorious 72 hours
>it goes away
>wind up sad and addicted for the next two years
And here we are.

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>/mlpol/
Jesus, man, have a little dignity.

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Badda bing badda boom

here its 20-something ugly losers

don't do that--just mean man; just mean

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Kek

BLEED TO DEATH JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

i was on r9k and new to Jow Forums. and one day i noticed there was a politics board and i was like 'nice i love politics!'

boy my body wasn't ready