Should dog moms be treated equally to regular moms?

they should be mocked in public, loudly

I think they honestly deserve these perks because corporate america basically stole their chance of being an actual real mother in exchange to be a wage slave.

>Dog moms fuck their dogs.
this. girls with big dogs are immediately suspect.

where does this ride end

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Fuck, no. Women don't even fucking belong in the "workplace".

Dog moms are mentally ill, childless, overweight, disgusting sluts who must be send to concentration camps.

mom of dog is a dog

I'm a cat dad with several family members, I demand welfare and gibs to accommodate for my 20 children and eventually 100 grandchildren.

Dog moms should be jailed

There was this super hottie in my neighborhood that was like 5 foot 3 and was always walking this great dane that was almost up to her shoulder, all the neighbors must have heard that one.

>goldsteinberg

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Imagine reading those two paragraphs and thinking women still deserve rights.

>Courtney (((Gסldsteinberg)))

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this cant be fucking serious?

Mother shipton prophecy.

Now just supplement dragon with a pole shift and the wobbles the earth's pole axis will have after settling and the constellation Draco.

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EVERY TIME

> goldsteinberg

It’s satire

>Gold Stein Berg
thats the most giga kike name imaginable

fake and gay

it is very serious

People can be allergic to dogs but not to babies. Plus taking dogs into many workplaces would in fact be violating whatever rules and protocols.

reminder

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>Goldsteinberg
Very suttle

I'm a doggy daddy and I love my new baby pitbull more than some ugly ass smelly baby human. I am white and no I don't want a wife or kids. I am happy with my dogs.

Anyone who uses the phrase "dog mom" unironically should be whipped like a slave.

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Whats the point of living if its not to reproduce? You exist to reproduce not to go to Starbucks with your dumb dog.

why are Leafs the only posters left on Jow Forums who know how to have fun

I don't want kids or a wife. Too much headache. Reproducing doesn't make one unique. My dog sons make me happy.

Fake and gay, first results for dog mom and goldsteinberg in google come back to this shithole.

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You missed the point. We're not unique. We are designed to reproduce and be on the top of the food chain. You are devolving.

I exist to do what I want to how bout dah faggot

Don’t be a pussy. Ride the bomb

Ten years ago this would have been worth a chuckle in The Onion.

Today, I just want to fucking die.

>Goldensteinberg

Come on now this is way too obvious

>GOOD GOD

Lmao pathetic.

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it's ok as long as they breasfeed these dogs.

Once they do it- hey should get all benefits.

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The absolute state

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Exactly.
Honk, honk clown world!

Some leafs are trolling, others are dead serious. Canada is a poes law meme country

I’m not surprised that there are “people” who think this but it’s really infuriating. Owning a dog is absolutely nothing like having kids. Not even when they’re puppies

They should be forcefully impregnated and then have the child given to a male and abort the female babies.

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>dogs are harder than children
gtfo these attention-seeking retards are so fucking deluded and high on themselves they don’t have time to even bathe their dogs. They are the new Prius owners.

kek

The Onion is fucking reality now

They should literally be beaten to death... Then fed to their dogs.

It's a fake article, but it's indicative of the Clown World we live in that this isn't obviously satire

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>people actually treating their pets like children
Animals are companions, not children.

>It's a fake article
it's real though

You guys are so fucking gullible for satire it's hard to watch.

Dog moms exist it's no joke.

>Whats the point of living if its not to reproduce? You exist to reproduce

wrong. ask a monk.
not everyone reproduces (see medieval monastaries as a start) and it's not necessarily the point of life whatsoever.
break your childish school conditioning.
just because they tell you it do like it be don't mean it is. nigguh

but you won't, because "science" and "evolution" and shiet. amirite

brainlet

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Yes, but this article is fake af. Goldensteinberg? Really?

so what if it's obvious satire?
it generates funny discussion.
or does everything have to be tedious, clinical, fact fact fact for you to be happy?
no discussion of concepts allowed, everything MUST be verified by snopes

it's a fucking imageboard forum on the intarweb m8, no-one gives a shit if theres sources or proof because talking about shit is fun.

or is it all supposed to be serious business in your gay little mind

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that's. the. fucking. joke.

anyone who unironically uses the terms "dog mom", "pet parent" or "fur baby" should be gassed.

go for it. faster please.

Being a dog mom is no joke.

you think that's "ruff", try being a dog dad.
she's had 3 litters so far and each time after i used the turkey baster thing to inseminate her i decided to immediately give her a good "pounding" so she wouldn't be left unsatisfied.

that shit was tight as fuck (chihuahua) and a bit painful but just using a syringe doesn't give her the full experience so i thought throwing that dog a bone was the right thing to do.

the syringe dog-cum acted as lube and helped quite a bit actually

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oedipus rex sex

You have posted his 3 times with the same Article and text. Fuck off.

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This. If this isn't satire I have no more hope.
Still funny

if the
>font
and
>goldsteinberg
didn't tip you off i don't know what to tell you.
of course it's bloody satire.

still worth laughing about however. see:

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> literally enslaves a sentient being and insists that you support her financially in this morally bankrupt endeavor

I treat dogs better than most humans. It isn't slavery

this is so retarded. the reson governemnt and society like to support "real parents" is for them to raise good healthy kids and give idealistic humans back to society. its just a fucking long term investment. what a fucking dog and cat can do for us?!

i hate these women, they like it how annoying as fuck their little cunt dogs are too

"not giving dog moms money is ALSO racist, casue some of them happen to be not white"
honk honk

no tatts
no debt
no little faggot dogs

Yes.
But only because it will hurt porky.

have sex plz

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>Dog mom's
They're pet owners, and no they shouldn't be treated like actual parents.

You are right but there are few people who can practice lifelong celibacy.

can anyone shoop a pepe silhouette into this pic

Checked. This is an onion article.

Absolutely.