The Shakers are a religious group that practices communal living and complete celibacy. Their last two members live in a colony in Maine.
There are just two shakers still alive in the US
Benjamin Robinson
Jack Allen
Ay, yo, where at in maine? Imma finna lookin to get with sum fire ass white girl ass, yknow? Where they at man dont leave me hangin
Gavin King
There is only one native Ter speaker left in Russia.
Jayden Martin
so their inferiorty, by choice, led to their extinction.
What a shame but not really a shame.
Bentley Bennett
Who does he talk to?
Nathaniel Perry
Yup, and in 20 years there will only be 2 mainline Protestants left in the pews.
Brandon Harris
>practice complete celibacy
>last 2 members
wow what a fucking surprise
Easton Perez
So how did they originally get more members?
Cooper Rivera
conversions
Thomas Brown
They will not be missed and neither will their meme furniture
Gabriel Morris
Ive heard of a religion that seems to get lots of converts quickly by threatening to kill everyone they meet and throwing acid on people.
David Morales
You'd think they'd experience a boom with all the incels.
Connor Roberts
Chad Amish and Literal Virgin Quakers.
Brayden Ramirez
this unironically
t. mainline protestant
Tyler Perez
based and shakerpilled
Hudson Flores
does not surprise me that a brit can't understand or appreciate shaker furniture
Landon Garcia
>mainline protestant on Jow Forums
What are you doing why dont you join a fundie church
Aaron Sanchez
And the Pope will STILL be sucking Muslim cock
We're all sinking here, Peter
Juan Perry
There is the one chad shaker that fucks all the virgins and makes them think it's a secret but its really how they keep exsisting
Adam Fisher
fundamentalists are cringe as fuck
Mainline Protestants can be conservatives as well, we just have been dominated by liberal seminaries for the last two hundred years
Tyler Campbell
Nobody, his Ter friend died in 2016.