>“If the US attacks us, only half an hour will remain of Israel’s lifespan,” said Mojtaba Zolnour, chairman of Iranian Parliament’s National Security and Foreign Policy Commission, in comments carried by the Mehr news agency.
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One can dream
oh no we wouldn't want that to happen.
based Iran
"Hey Iran, we like you, no homo, but will you still crush Israel? Give us Haifa and the north half and we'll take over and get your pipeline going before Europe's winter.
t. American Pipewelders
What are you guys doing to the tourists? Be honest.
But where is the fourth Reich going to deport all the diaspora Jews?? I need that shithole to exist so I can kick them out easier next time.
Im a tourist idk.
I've been there twice and I was fine.
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F
>call up iran
>tell them we'll invade a worthless patch of desert for 5 days
>they blow Israel straight to hell
>"PRESIDENT DRUMPF HAS WITHDRAWN TROOPS FROM IRAN WTF"
You either die, or you die trying
Iran has chosen to die trying.
Its a lie but it sounds amazing.
Cringe
4D chess
>wtf I love Bolton now
More power to Iran
Annihilate those bloodthirsty warmongering cocksuckers
This isn't reddit faggot, you cant downvote by saying cringe
>“If the US attacks us, only half an hour will remain of Israel’s lifespan,”
Armed with what? Spitballs?
Based!!!! Let’s bomb Iran now, wait a minute...this better not be some mossad trick to get us to bomb Iran....
OH NO THAT WOULD SUCK
Nukes. Obama gave them 200billion in aid every year and every cent went to their always very advanced nuclear program that they started with the help of the soviets in the 70-80s
You can't downvote by saying he can't downvote by saying cringe.
this is going to be wild. israel has nuclear second strike capacity so either iran is bluffing or they dont mind being wiped out for the sake of eliminating the jews. badass regardless
Too bad there are enough Jews in Hollywood alone to repopulate Israel 20 times over.
Would be nice but I fear the kabbalists might be shrewder than the fanatical Shi'ite herds.
clever
aaaaaaaand we nuke them, if the americans can bomb japan we can bomb iran