15 DOLLARS AN HOUR
Imagine waking up and wage slaving for a company cleaning up other fuckers shit in the toilet
Light it on fire, run out and hit the fire alarm. Problem averted.
I did it. I was proud to. My first job was at a Burger King. Part of the job was restroom check hourly. I wasn’t required to, but I scrubbed that fucker for $4.25/hr. Went out of my way to clean brown shit specks off the walls. It was the right thing to do, to do a good job. Point of personal pride to do it better than anyone else.
good goy
What do you do now?
Yikes this is the wage slave mentality
>This is the current state of amerimutts.....being proud of scrubbing shit specks on the wall for mr shecklestein
Good grief.
don't disturb it, it's a rare pajeet nest.
just look him in the eyes and give him a firm handshake guys. you'll be successful.
That’s a good one. I took a massive shit in a urinal one time. It looked really funny sitting up horizontally. Still makes me laugh 20 years later. I took one on a stairwell in a tower one time too. Alcohol is a crazy drug.
he moved up to a chiptole. manager of adding guac
I lucked out on getting hired at a startup company assembling electronic components for 15 bucks an hour in my area. Shits fucking easy street compared to the other shit factory jobs here. No risk of getting my arm chopped off in a huge press for 10 bucks an hour lol
IM LOVIN' IT!
EXTREMELY BASED
>he does it for $4.25/hr
Sometimes when I receive bad service or if my food took to long to arrive, I go into the bathroom and shit on the floor. I then go to the front and ask the guy if he could clean the bathroom. The manager usually forces the employee to do it and I get a nice chuckle thinking about the pathetic wagie having to clean up my shit.
Underrated
Good idea, think Ill do that when McDickies takes 6 minutes to get my chicken nuggies instead of 5 minutes
wow. I hope this isn't real
Good on you. Same here. I worked a shitty retail job with transvestites, pill addicts, and alcoholic losers. None of them had an ounce of pride, but they had preposterous egos. I mopped , swept, processed trucks, opened and closed the store, and did the janitorial stuff too. I also worked as a full time student. Those losers thought I was beneath them, but 15 years later I'm in a better station in life while they are all still pathetic retail cucks and used up women. You do a good job, just to do a good job. It isnt about who you work with or for or how you get paid. You do it elevate yourself . And in the end it will.
good on you man, if not you then who? Who will clean what no one else will? Imagine if no one did the gross jobs. Thank you for your service.
meh that's nothing.
i used to jump chest deep into mass grave dead animal soup cause the drivers were careless and through in the wrong country burial animals..
had to tear open body bags in 90+ degree maggot soup heat, hoping the fur patternmatches the description.
dragging meat bags out.
$8.00 an hour.
probably 14-16 years old then.
also ran crematoriums for years before 18.
i hope someday one of you kike lawyers will be down for making some $$$.
cause it child abuse. legally.
and there plenty of proof.
even decades later.
Based and boomerpilled
You have to make sure the manager is there. The person that you ask to clean the bathroom is usually the one that the manager forces to do it 9 times out of 10.
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Any tips? Can I just take a messy shit in the stall and pretend someone else did it? I hate this one McDonald's with a burning passion, so I want to teach those wagies a lesson about messing up my order
haha
Forgot to post the picture because of laughter, goddamnit
I remember a weird type of homosexual hazing that I had to deal with for a while. The tranny manager and the faggot assistant manager were both obese drug addicts and in a semi secret affair. One of those two used to fill the toilet to the top with toilet paper, and then shit on the dry island of paper on top. It was obviously faggot shit based on the diameter of the logs. Everyone would trip out, and refuse to clean it. I would just casually chop and flush the entire mess up while theorizing on the degenerate mind of whoever chose to do something like that, loudly and vocally. I choose to be disgusted by the person doing the act, not the shit itself.
Great story.
You are confusing yourself I think. Just "doing a good job" all the time doesn't mean *you* are good. Actually, you let people step on your dignity and you want to salvage your pride it sounds like. You can do a good job, but thats seperate from whether or not youre doing good. I can see that youre acting on duty, but if everyone did like you, we wouldnt have shitty toilets, but we would have a slave class and cynical, lazy and mean leaders who would scam you out of every dollar in your pocket. But maybe thats what we want.
>Point of personal pride to clean toilets better than anyone else.
You must be kidding, ri-ight?
Do go on. I'm confused what exactly was your job here?
One word:
NOOO
underrated blessed meme
The problem is not the work per se. The problem is the low wage for terrible work. It is not so terrible to understand user.
>this reply frightens the reddit
you get $15 an hour? Where the fuck do you work? Normal places pay as low as possible for shit jobs like this
I consider myself to be a shit hammock connoisseur
This robot is coming for your job
I hope you wiped.
white people are bred to be tax cattle
Good goyim
>signing a work contract that specifically states you have to clean up and accommodate for negroid behaviour.
Deserved
If asked to do something like ops pic say no and if they try to force you just quit, what is it with npcs and getting attached to their minimum wage jobs that are easy as fuck to find
Would rather deal with that than this.
>An incel that can't even clean his room is bitching about someone not wanting to clean up other people's shit with hazmat pay
Oh my lawdy
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>pajeet nest
>in bathroom
>where the toilet witch lives
Ameretard
Is it?
Can it be?
Can I haz?
DO THE NEEDFUL THING
15/hour would make any full time worker earn more than half of the country currently does (unsure if the stats include unemployed, so they can only get worse).
That’s simply asinine. Half (or more of) the country isn’t homeless and eating mud cakes, btw.
My first job was pizza delivery, thankfully the bathroom was employee only.
But I signed up for shitter duty every single night. Retarded faggots hated it and spent 30-60 minutes doing their “clean” closing duties, while I spent about two minutes doing the “gross job” and left.
and did you shake the manager's hand?
depends on the place, I found in a lot of low end jobs I did, if you worked hard the bosses and co-workers would try and take advantage of you and push all the hard and unpleasant work to you while they slack off.
Be smart about it.
yikes and oofpilled
but did you ever have to deal with one of these?
Fake and gay. Obvious prank or possible photoshop.
>tfw not living in japan
Why do you think that?
First, it’s obvious we are dealing with splatter, not smearing; as evidenced by the spotty spread.
Second, if we focus on the lower left of the toilet we see splatter that is BELOW the rim of the toilet.
Can splatter Bounce?
There is also shit in front of (and in direct defiance of) the seat angles. Some is egregiously out of place as on the fifth full tile in the row directly in front of the toilet.
Another note would be height. From the mass of composition it was clearly angled downward, yet managed to splatter the wall almost a foot above (while leaving the upper plumbing pristine)
You newfags have so much to learn about poop before you will ever fit in here.
I could go on, but it doesn’t seem necessary
Well I never put that much thought into it, and clearly you've looked too closely and for too long at this pic, whether it's real or not
How about this one?
classic
This is a case of smearing, not much to say other than the stool consistency is surprising similar to the first pic.
If I were a gambling man, I would say this too is a prank/shop, leaning closer to shop than the first on due to quality.
Honestly though, it’s a crapshoot.
Kill it with fire.
>Honestly though, it’s a crapshoot.
Fuck off, Carlos.
Admit it, Carlos posting has been sub-reddit tier for at least 2 months now. I’ve seen dozens that weren’t even puns; just shitposts with Carlos along for the ride.
Things have to change.
>4.25 an hour
Nth post best post
Do you have any idea how many diseases you exposed yourself to, being anywhere near faggot drug addict shit?
Why are toilets so difficult to use
Quality knots
Looks pretty real
Average us service member gets paid less, get over it wage slave and get a real career you degenerate scum
STOP THIS STOP STOP GOD STOP
I just got hired at 28 an hour for a job I have limited experience in and I feel like a fucking king.
this is the starting rate mind you, and will double in no time
Nobody is forcing anyone to accept those jobs. Cleaning shit is disgusting, but it's something a trained monkey can do.
Saved. These are amazing. I've never built one myself but I've left a few upper-deckers. Done a skybox as well; that's where if you have a toilet that has a false tile ceiling, you climb up on the seat, lift one of the tiles and throw your shit parcel into the ceiling space.
When I worked at a gas station making minimum wage and people really fucked up the bathroom, I just closed the bathroom and called corporate to get a janitor down there because I'm not paid to handle human waste.
lol never heard of the skybox. If you're upper decking, don't forget to make it an atomic upper deck: before you shit in the tank, you open the lid and disconnect the flush handle from the rubber "flapper" valve. This way, the next person flushing has to open the tank, and not be able to flush without reaching into a shit-filled tank and reconnecting the two, after which a normal upper-deck flush will occur.
Protip: toilets will flush if you just pour a huge bucket of water in the bowl.
Forgot to mention some additional moves I've come up with which remain unnamed:
>Turn off the stop valve on the pipe behind the toilet which supplies the tank with water, then flush. Most people will be clueless about what to do.
>Shut off the water as above, flush, then open the tank, lift the flapper, and jam the supply drain the flapper covers with toilet paper and/or shit. Then close the flapper and turn the water back on.
If they did that for less than $15 they were underpaid.
Truly top tier 4chins shitposting in this thread. Bravo.
Based
what possesses people to go to such lengths??
That's why it's rare dumb street shitter.
What a beautifully craft bait post. Honestly look at this, study it and follow the structure and delivery this user used and you too can receive hundreds of thousands of yous on 4chin.
I'm not that apt with the inner mechanics of the toilet — I can't make much sense of what you described. Part of the fun, I think, is that there's shit in the bowl after you flush. It's something I've thought about though, I wish I could have given them something more. A coffee shop I visited a couple of times ended up bolting their cistern lids down afterwards. I planned to go in there and remove the bolts, then do the upper decker and pour in a tin on sweetcorn for good measure, then reseal the whole thing.. but it never came to pass.
Pretty good haha
Why are you still alive?
Regardless, the bills have got to get paid.
I worked at a McDonalds for five years prior to my terminal walmart career. I think I started around $5/hr. Long hours, but appreciated the overtime in the summers. I want to give a shout out to those of us who aren't lazy, unemployed niggers.