THE COOKIE QUESTION

If it takes Cookie Monster one hour to bake a batch of cookies and Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working all 24 hours a day everyday for 5 years, how long does it take cookie monster to bake 6 million cookies?

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I'd need to know how many cookies are in a batch.

Hes the vegi monster now user, he doesnt eat cookies

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less than a 100, and even if it was a hundred that still wouldn't reach 6,000,000

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The obvious problem with this analogy is that I don't recall anyone saying that 6 million were burned. We know that there were mass graves of people who were shot.
Now, arguing if that was Russia or Germany or even Hungarians pulling the triggers may be more relevant, but this general statement assumes all of them were burned, and I never remember hearing that claim.

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but that the 6 mil were killed inside the death camp system is the exact claim that we have here in our school system.
The ones shot in russia and wherever count differently as war crimes and we paid the reperations for that in different individual accounts

>5 years times 365 days = 1825 days
>1825 days times 24 = 43,800 hours
>6,000,000 cookies divided by 43,000 hours = 137 cookies per hour
>137 cookies divided by 15 ovens = 9 cookies per oven per hour
Cookie monster would just need a little help and he could easily pull this off. He'd just have to be making cookies around the clock, nonstop, with no breaks or downtime or hiccups

does that include being shot in the ghetto or when being rounded up?
Following the "official narrative" I think it's reasonable to call extermination of the jews "a system," at the time, though with many facets depending on the location, the date, and the expected amount of value from the population.
But I don't have your text books so how this wording is offered, or to what clarity/certainty is beyond me.
Again, I never heard a claim that this was only in death camps, simply that this was the number the policy to kill jews succeeded in killing within german occupied territories.

another official claim is that the official order for the final solution of the cookies was at January 20, 1942 at the Wannsee Conference.
At this cookie question conference Heydrich,
presented the plan to transport cookies from Eastern and Western Europe to baking camps located in Poland.
So the cookie monster has to do the math from january 21, 1942 to may 8 1945, or three years.
And that's if he consider that the cooking started immediately a day after the conference and went on to the last day of the war

Hmm so it have been ever harder for cookie monster! 6 Millions sounds almost impossible!

Why are you guys talking about the worst atrocity of human history? This was a cookie question goddammit

Wikipedia is blaming Einsatzgruppen for the murder of 1.3 million jews.
so 4.7 million in camps at 3 years would be roughly 148/hour or 11 in each of the 15.
You can also safely assume some number were not burned, and other groups besides the Einsatzgruppen killed jews, for instance in the warsaw rebellion, and other events.

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Who here thinks that Subway's cookies are on point?

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wikipedia suggests that 1933 was the year to start baking cookies.
sorry if that's plain wrong or doesn't fit, and frankly it's still an odd thing to consider I have to make my choices around something which I never lived to see.

does the oven have wooden doors?

Its 46 ovens
3 years
1.1 million (for Auschwitz)
learn basic history but I guess this troll is meant for retarded zoomers anyway

there's also an extra part to the cookie question, cookie monster must also count the 5 million non-kosher cookies that are also baked, totaling the cookie number up to 11 million.
but as pointed out, not all cookies are baked some are just microwaved or just crumble. cookie monster must first calculate what is possible to bake and then substract the number that seems not possible to bake into the crumble category.

Cookie Holocaust is a lie.

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