here is your new EU commissioner bro
Here is your new EU commissioner bro
Ethan Brooks
Jordan Rogers
You obviously misheard me, bro. I asked for the Fourth Reich, not an ugly dyke.
Brandon Clark
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Brandon Perez
Von der Leyen Bitch actually got bred quite thoroughly, shat out 4 or 5 kids I think.
ALL just as insufferable and corrupt like mommy.
Who NEVER failed to fail UPWARDS, as it seems again.
Lincoln Long
But be honest, german user. Timmermans would be an absolute disaster for all of us.
Cameron Harris
The EPP itself would be a disaster for us all.
Colton Rivera
It's going to be Plenkovic.
Justin Butler
Imagine the money you could make as an advisor there.
Joseph Campbell
(((advisor)))
Brody Robinson
Isnt she busy coordinating tank movements and gaming defense plans against Russian invasions?
Kayden Cox
Von der Mutti pays them quite well.
Colton Edwards
Better some random clueless German than that guy the Netherlands put forward, because that man is literally, unironically pure fucking evil.
Like, a legitimately shitty human being.
Oliver Thompson
>tfw you have the solution to all problem
Easton Wilson
Why are German women so deeply unattractive?
Charles Lee
she looks like she had a hard life?
Alexander Rodriguez
Ferdinand Porsche on the right!
Nathaniel Cooper
So we would be the new Minister of Defense?
Jaxson Rogers
she looked quite good when she was younger
Christopher Sullivan
why are americans so fat?
Nolan Baker
Good. Macron, Merkel, May all have no kids. That definitely means a lot.
Angel Gomez
Because not deepfying butter seems communist to them.