Unit mobilizing in FL, Homestead AFB on DEFCON 1

No not cocked pistol

War. There is no coming back from defcon 1

SKYKING STICKY NEEDED

Are they conspiring to yank everybody's Government Gibs all over the world at the same time or something? Oh, yeah, nevermind. It's another drill.

there's no such thing. fake news

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Every happening fag should be beaten. Literally fake news

defcon is classified info. you can’t google it, dumb nigger

remap.jrc.ec.europa.eu/GammaDoseRates.aspx

where is da iran nuke at

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Maybe do some research before you talk about shit you don't know

More anti-submarine units left. Helicopters mostly. Buddy says Russian ICBM subs were spotted near DC

Pics pls

1. Nothing ever happens
2. DEFCON 1 would require nukes falling or detonated on cities.

pics or it's not happening

Just nuke me senpai desu

Post pics.

Shut the fuck up you LARPing loser

yes bb ,finally !

Not happening confirmed. Someone is trying to slide something.

Not great, not terrible

Aliens taking over

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Habbening confirmed, all vip's securred

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>DEFCON 1

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(((Stein)))

it's spelled penis not benis you illiterate diot.
stupid kids with their auto spell apps

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kek

the nobody has awakened and is fucking with the world govt for the lulz.

SUP CHAD?

stfu boomer

Nothing will happen.

Gotta go, our unit is deploying. Confirmed for armed IBCM sub right off the east coast, near DC. Hope this deescalated fast

>Buddy says (((Russian))) ICBM subs were spotted near DC

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>stfu boomer

penenai

Being this new

>counsel

at least spell it right when you inspect element

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kids today don't know how to spell, look it at this moron.lol

Rebeet.
You REBEET benis is hard

Flight line pics now faggot.

Nothing happens digits confirm. Fuck your happenings. Probably related to the sub crash

Don't talk to me or my wife's hybrid ever again!

defcon1 means nukes are in play

*tink tink*

Fuck Miami

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nah check the other thread apparently they 'accidently' sunk a russian sub :/

Dunno how authentic this is yet I'm still waiting for the whitehouse to give me a status report.

>Trump leaves America briefly

>Bolton: "QUICKLY! BOMB SOMEONE!"

It's a fake tweet easily debunked, don't spread BS my leaf

>whitehouse to give me a status report.

wooooo you must be really important huh? having the whitehouse update you personally! wowee are you wolverine?

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Checked and Godspeed military user. o7

This

USA and Russian relations are at possibly an all-time high, though. What's going to happen here is Israel is going to wind up mildly disappointed.

I said I don't know how authentic it is yet man ffs.

I'm gonna leaf all over your house and it's gonna take you months to get everything out of the gutters and then I will command a fleet of geese to follow you everywhere you go.

Check'd.
Not sure if LARP, though...

Captain Canada probably

I'm JOKING. Seriously ?

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Everyone say their prayers in hebrew.

ARE WE EXPECTING SNOW ????????

Nothing is happening stop getting my hopes up.

That's not how the DEFCON system works you fucking obviously underaged retard.

Only NORAD is allowed to set DEFCON status, not some rdm base commander on Florida.

The AG finished looking into FISA and blocked results
Now this
Russia got named

>say their prayers in hebrew.
dirka dirka dirka muhammad jihad

>Only NORAD is allowed to set DEFCON status,
call cheyenne mountain!

>Russia got named
YOU ISRAELIS ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

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They said its okay, they just shot Daniel Jackson

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Benis

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omg look what I just stumbled on lol

youtube.com/watch?v=gOPEpsGJyCs

I still like how Cambridge anylitica gets ignored when its reason 3 for issuing a fisa warrant
Us citizen assisting a foreign espionage on us citizens

COMPANY ONE IS BLACK CUBE

>shot Daniel Jackson
was he loafing on security?

>Cambridge anylitica gets ignored
and their parent firm the Tavistock institute, the people who choose what BPM all the music will be, what color paint everyone gets to choose from to paint their house

those people?

>Not knowing sg1
Underage go

>get called out for not knowing what the fuck you're LARP'ing about by entire thread
>Ooop, gotta go guys. I've been "deployed."

Yeah. Fuck off, Summerfag.

These people forgot to stock a Twister game in their shelter, see how bored they are?

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>unconfirmed reports that bureaucrats are holding a meeting
uh
ok
is this a problem for you
if it is, then you're going to be very upset
this is pretty much what bureaucrats do
the hold meetings

He wasn't shot, he 'ascended.' Again.

Based schizo poster

it's spelled durka durka muhammad jihad not dirka dirka muhammad jihad you illiterate diot.
stupid kids with their auto spell apps

Kek

You carry the fate of us all little one...

source fasces
source en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_bundle

yep
you can get your faggots here
it is your
>source for faggots

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>FUGG DDD:
>ALL IS LOTS
>IDS HOBBLITS

durka druka fuck punji in durka ass

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honestly
why can't you look for faggots yourself

Retard

what are you going to use the faggot for, anyway

Germonic basterd bitch.

I FUCK YOU BLOODY FUCK ME BLOODY BASTARD BLOODY

we're never going to use a nuclear missile
nuclear missiles are fundamentally bullshit
it's just a way to milk taxpayers and do incompetent bullshit
if you want to blow something up, just fly a plane over it and drop an atom bomb on it