Germany is God's gift to the world
>strong values, high IQ
>resilient and persistant
>extremely innovative, countless breakthrough contributions to science, technology and art
>cornerstone of world peace and prospertity
>carries dozens of other countries on its shoulders (basically the whole of Europe)
>populace is respected and beloved throughout the world
Germany is where God kissed the Earth.
It sure is but at the same time it's working overtime in self-destruction campaign.
>be 2008
>I'm drunk in a bar
>a woman is yelling at me again
>I give her the peace sign without opening my eyes
>that means I want two liters beer
>she gives two litres
>TAKKEN BLIEFT FRAU
>that means thankyou
>my bladder quickly fills from the many beverages
>enter the bathroom of a dodgy berlin pub
>worst mistake of my life
>it looks like a fucking child brothel
>boys smoking by the urinal, staring me down. none look older than 13
>he says to me
>OOMPAH LOOMPAH CIGARETTE
>well anway germans will know what he said idfk
>so I'm like KINT JUNGCHEN NEIN DU BIST IN EIN DRINKPLATZ NEIN NEIN
>"I just wanna drink stupid kids"
>he is not happy
>I still have to piss
>I whip out my dick because apparently this is the toilet and the other toilets I used in the netherlands were equally confusing and arbitrary.
>the children crane their necks so that they all have prime view of my trouser tiger
>bigger than yours.jpg
>wait...
>...nothing happens...
>....I can't fucking piss
>6 ego tripping german children bulling me and my penis as I try desperately to empty my bladder without some kind of retrograde prolapse
>full nazi mode
>KINDER ABFLÜGIESST AUS AUS NEIN CIGARETTE AHHHHHHHRHHRHHHH!!!
>success, they flee
>still really fucking confused what happened, I go back to the bar.
>I don't order a new drink.
>I stare angrily at the big titted meiden and I yell something incorerent about pedos and bathrooms
>the establishment asks me to leave
>my last memory before I black out is that fucking Berlin radio tower
The last 3-4 times when I sucked a German dick, it was small.
>losing count before a handful
I thought Holland was the dyslexic country, not discalculia.
Would you like to suck a small German dick again? :^)
> Germ mans use the EU to destroy European countries industrial base, turning the EU into a client state...
> "Ze germen carries dozens off countriez on its shoulders yah, (und basically das hole off Europe). Woe ist us poor kraut!
despite all of the shit i read on Jow Forums about germany, if i could i would live there and become a citizen
Stop raging against your superiors.
lel
>Groningen
>Rich
pick one
>if i could i would live there and become a citizen
You should. You can apply for asylum, you're probably brown enough to qualify.
Is UK the Poland of Europe?
thanks? but unfortunately not, and they dont let whites become refugees either
You are always welcome in Munich
And dead by 2020
Germany is literally Broly.
Pride (Latin, superbia) is considered, on almost every list, the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins: the perversion of the faculties that make humans more like God—dignity and holiness. It is also thought to be the source of the other capital sins. Also known as hubris (Hubris (/ˈhjuːbrJs/, from ancient Greek ὕβρις) describes a personality quality of extreme or foolish pride or dangerous overconfidence, often in combination with (or synonymous with) arrogance.), or futility, it is identified as dangerously corrupt selfishness, the putting of one's own desires, urges, wants, and whims before the welfare of other people.
In even more destructive cases, it is irrationally believing that one is essentially and necessarily better, superior, or more important than others, failing to acknowledge the accomplishments of others, and excessive admiration of the personal image or self (especially forgetting one's own lack of divinity, and refusing to acknowledge one's own limits, faults, or wrongs as a human being).
Two World Wars
One World Cup
WAHEEEEEY
>daddy america, plz save us, we're being raped in the ass!
>yay we won the war!
LMAO
>extremely innovative, countless breakthrough contributions to science, technology and art
that's debatable. you are the most productive country, but culturally and scientifically speaking, you are inferior to italy, france and uk.
Take a look at pic related.
This woman is now the boss of the European Comission.
Thank you Germany, for ruining the continent even more.
We had a great fucking choice this time. Either this "female" or Timmermans, a socialist cuck who keep reeeeing at us trying to kick commie judges out.
WHERE'S YOUR REICH GONE
WHERE'S YOUR REICH GONE
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Four World Cups and One Brexit.
>WHERE'S YOUR REICH GONE
Where's yours? :^)
>This woman is now the boss of the European Comission.
Suggested by Tusk.
BASED
Ours lasted centuries, yours lasted less then a decade pmsl
>our """"""empire"""""""""" of 3rd world shitholes lasted for centuries!
LMAO
Agreed. I think most of us are jealous of Germany but don’t want to admit it.
Beat by Slavs LMAO
germany controls EU
You don't even control your own country, let alone the EU.
When are you going to undo the mutilation done to your country?
Slavs didn't have to beg daddy america for help, which proves they are superior to Brits
LMAO
>When are you going to undo the mutilation done to your country?
I, too, want to get rid of East Germany so bad.
yeah but who won the war lol
>Donald Tusk
>Donald
>Tusk
That's a very polish sounding name isn't it?
And no, it's not even close to kashubian names since they're all basically polish.
He's a fucking volksdeutch.
East Germany is already gone, you need to reclaim it.
>yeah but who won the war lol
Y-you? :^)
>That's a very polish sounding name isn't it?
Of course it isn't, it's Tusk, not Tuskberg.
They can't :^)
Their own law prohibits it :^)
Bunch of cucks :^)
Never hear you complain about Grzegorz Braun.
Maybe your country is full of Meme Poles?
According to his own autobiography his aunt never learnt to speak polish and during his childhood other kids made fun of him for having a kraut accent.
Volksdeutsch, somehow managed to avoid being removed :^)
nah we didn't win shit
Why would I care about this literal meme of a politician?
He's doing worse than Korwin-Mikke.
Why do you guys insist on importing millions of shitskins into the EU if you’re so great? Shouldn’t you be shipping your seed off to Asia instead?
>Volksdeutsch
This is why he's so successful and internationally recognized as an elder statesman.
BASED
>Why do you guys insist on importing millions of shitskins into the EU
Because underaged Polish females are hungry for Syrian cock.
Poles are Vandals, therefore Germanic master race
Germany is dead, you've been bled dry. Prove me wrong.
>Polish
Mind your own females first.
lmao
Das ist richtig. Deutschland ist die Heiligeste Land in der Welt
Für Deutschland unser Leben!
Jesus, women are so evil.
fuck off you stinkin krauts
Ich ziehe meine kleine Sturmabteilung zurück nach Deutschland damit diese Männer das neue Rassenkrieg zu auskämpfen
>love England
I love you too
...
Das ist richtig mein abendländisch Kamerad. Vorsehung befählt das wir drang nach den Osten für der letzen Krieg gegen die slavische Üntermenschen
can anyone confirm what the small 7 stands for, the tab only say German females out of wedlock, does not mention foreign fathers.
all up for propaganda as long as the facts are correct...
And she got named at the head of EU just a few hours ago... Okay.
>>cornerstone of world peace and prospertity
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