>be Russian
>join Navy
>get assigned to old rusty submarine
>go on “research mission” to bottom of the ocean to cut Western undersea communication cables
>catastrophic failure
>die
Oh well, at least Russians are good at being fish food.
Be Russian
Lincoln Fisher
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Matthew Hernandez
How come Israel attacked Russia? Don't you know that Bibi has to die now? It's the only option.
Aviv Kochavi will die too.
and Yossi Cohen.
Jordan Collins
>Captain Dyatlov survives
James Gray
>die in fire surrounded by ocean of water
Angel Barnes
Laid down in 1988, the submarine was launched only in August 2003 due to financial problems that Russian military experienced in 1990s. Losharik is designated for research, rescue and special military operations and is operated by the Main Directorate of Deep-Sea Research, reporting to the military intelligence agency GRU.[2][1]
The pressure hull of the submarine is believed to be formed from up to seven interconnected spherical elements, this provides limited space for living quarters and equipment but grants significant structural strength.[1] The vessel is powered by a nuclear reactor and is believed to be able to operate at a depth of many thousands of metres due to the unique spherical construction. The exact operational depth is unknown but it is known that this submarine operated at about 2,000–2,500 metres (6,600–8,200 ft) depth in the Arctic Ocean in 2012.[3] The vessel is capable of being carried by a modified Delta III ballistic missile submarine.[1][4]
The vessel has been described as a "spy submarine" that could possibly be used to tap into or sever underwater telecommunications cables. Russia has released little information about the vessel officially and there are few photographs of it - the clearest is believed to have been taken inadvertently during a Top Gear Russia photo-shoot in Arkhangelsk.[4][5]
The nickname "Losharik" comes from the vessels multi-spherical hull construction and was taken from a Russian cartoon character Losharik [ru], a toy horse consisting of small spheres – the name losharik is a portmanteau of Russian: "лoшaдь" ("loshad'") – horse and Russian: "шapик" ("sharik") – small sphere.[2][6] The NATO reporting name for this submarine is NORSUB-5.[7]
Carson King
Never seen "the hunt for red October".
What's the age of /pols/ user base?
Tyler Powell
>just open the hatch comrade, that’ll put out the fire.
Wyatt Williams
Obvioushly zoomersh
Jordan Perry
A shitty way to die. I don’t care who you are
Dylan Barnes
cringe
Camden Edwards
>Just a false smoke alarm, ive seen worse, get back down there or I'll make you
Jordan Price
Fuck all gen x'ers?
Christ I'm basically a fuckin boomer!
Christopher Murphy
Unless it's a Jew.
You should take extra time with the blowtorch around the anus and genitals.
Evan Butler
If you are over 19 and still visit Jow Forums, you need to reevaluate your life.
This is a cartoon board for late-teens. Grow up.
Owen Young
>Not old enough to legally drink in his country.
>Probably still lives with parents
>Doesn't have a girlfriend, even if he did nowhere to bring her because lives with parents.
>Never passed on his DNA to progeny.
Sure bud, I'm the one who needs to reevaluate my life...
Colton Parker
Nothing wrong with living with your parents up to your mid 20's, in fact it's by far the best option for escaping the rent Jew
Oliver Price
Lol no wonder we always BTFO arabs if tvier russians who supply and train them are so incompitent
Cameron Sullivan
We are all God’s children. I don’t get satisfaction from seeing people suffer.
Mason Ross
Lmao
Lincoln Hernandez
>all staff dies in the fire
>sub magically manages to drive 2000 miles back home on its own
Cameron Morris
Good riddance, commie fags get the gas
Luis Martinez
If only they had used smartly designed Poland stronk submarine
Nathan Roberts
Yes they all didn't die but you assume in current year a fricking submarine couldn't have autopilot?
Brayden Rivera
Gabriel Powell
fucking newfag cancer
John Scott
It getting carried around by mothership.
Alexander Bennett
It's quick
Smoke inhalation knocks you out
Pressure hull cracking crushes you in a second
Subs are almost always a very quick death when shit goes south
Evan Bell
Omegakek this was officialliy put out from A1 (biggest austrian telecom Provider)
It reads something like there could be difficulties in inner european phone calls
About an hour ago
Is this real?
Benjamin Myers
It really sad.
It one of cases when people are replaceable but hardware is not.
This sub is literaly based on space tech. It used reactor developed fornuclear electric rocket.
Modern russian industry will not be able to replicate it.
John King
Is that the Kursk?
John Campbell
GPS doesn't work under water for obvious reasons
Owen Miller
My sympathies for Russia's loss.
t. Burger who hates Russian election interference, but respects ALL military personnel.
(See? It is possible to have a relationship of mutual respect, that is not hostile.)
Thomas Murphy
Hunt for Red Cocktober is gay. This is the only submarine film (and also series) you'll ever need to see about the subject
Levi Harris
>t. Burger who hates Russian election interference
Lucas Flores
Aww, it has a baby!
CUTE.
Grayson Jenkins
Das Boot was a million times better then Jew October
Elijah Gomez
found the boomer / seething low IQ eastern Eu immigrant / jew shill
try harder
Brody Richardson
There's no leaving Jow Forums. How new are you?
Camden Jackson
and the russians will take it like a bitch, as usual.
Jose Ramirez
OP is probably arround 45-55, still stuck in the cold war era. what a poor bastard. press S to spit.
John Clark
You're a fucking idiot and an hypocrite for hating a common Russian, just like you are a common american, if you don't think your country meddles in others business too whenever and wherever they can.
Fucking idiot puppets.
Mason Fisher
take what? who attacked them?
Jaxson Green
Gargle an 8” penis and then use it as a barstool you flaming anal bandit
Isaiah Rivera
The election interference is real, and denying that will just damage diplomatic relatiions.
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documentcloud.org
Robert Gomez
I can't even imagine what it's like to be on a submarine and experience being that far under the sea in a tiny cramped metal pill that could implode over a minor fault because some chink gave the makers a slightly worse grade of steel or something. I'd be fucking terrified.
Evan Jackson
thanks, bro. but that "election interference" is a meme outdated long ago.
Jordan Powell
It heavily modified Project 667BDR ballistic missile submarine. Or how you call it, Delta III-class.
Carter Perry
>You're a fucking idiot and an hypocrite for hating a common Russian, just like you are a common american, if you don't think your country meddles in others business too whenever and wherever they can.
>Fucking idiot puppets.
Nigger can you read?
Try again: Go figure, a Portugese who can't read... let the fucking superpowers talk, little dude.
Isaiah Cruz
Our economy is almost dead, dude. Of course, 99% of the mil equipment is rusted shit. All those shiny tanks you see in our mil ads are actually limited to 10-20 pieces. They cant fulfill that 150 ARMATA tanks order for like 5 years or so, lol.
By the way, we call these guys 'pidorashki':
Jace Brooks
>thanks, bro. but that "election interference" is a meme outdated long ago.
You and I know that's not true.
But you're welcome.
Adam Gutierrez
kys
Christopher Evans
>and the russians will take it like a bitch, as usual.
we will sure whip the ocean. thanks.
Leo Jones
>russian_soldier_saves_cat_from_tree.webm
Kayden Collins
User base average age is HERE FOREVER
Ayden Martin
Damn, you Jews dragged Russia into this now too? Your end is coming very soon, in the most painful way possible.
Cooper Rodriguez
Apparently your shit education system doesn't even get you capable of proper comprehension skills.
Dumbfuck. Clearly even my english, as a second language is better than yours.
Want me to make you a drawing mutt?
Christopher Diaz
Tell that to the dudes that died on Kursk.
Fucking ignorant piece of shit.
John Fisher
wait someone survived actually ? i read that someone put the fire out and then they drove back to the base
Aiden Barnes
btw we call these guys self-hater omega sub-male liberals rejected by girls and raised by single moms. this is the one. yeah, we have our own. you can ask him about his boyfriend Ahmed the Churka. but don't feed em too much, can cause a brain cancer.
лoжиcь cпaть, пeтyшoк.
Caleb Green
Alexander Morgan
>our economy is almost dead
i have heard this since 2014.
Noah Miller
Most of them of vapourised.
Adam Sanchez
>of
got*
Chase Martin
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Burning In A Submarine Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Swim Away From The Sub Like Nigga Open Your Portholes Haha
Austin Turner
You are here forever
Angel Phillips
>they all get de-loused to prevent a typhoid outbreak
I thought typhoid was erradicated years ago
Bentley Bell
>Our economy is almost dead, dude. Of course, 99% of the mil equipment is rusted shit. All those shiny tanks you see in our mil ads are actually limited to 10-20 pieces. They cant fulfill that 150 ARMATA tanks order for like 5 years or so, lol.
All you guys have to do is come clean, and Congress will trust you. But you keep taking hostile actions, like putting that destroyer in Cuba.
>By the way, we call these guys 'pidorashki':
Because they fuck each other? I think that's a problem in most navies, to be fair.
Austin Gray
>commies enter a de-lousing chamber to prevent typhoid outbreak
And I thought Typhus was erradicated years ago
Colton Baker
crabs-eating-human-body.jpeg
Great job supporting wildlife Russians.
Charles Robinson
Wow, the IQ of some of these 2nd- and 3rd-worlders is something to behold, isn't it?
Jace Ortiz
Go back to Tel Aviv, Chaim.
Jackson Bell
I think that's a pig actually. I see a trotter.
Adam Johnson
Yeah ok commiefag, quit using a VPN to hide your slavshit flag
Easton Taylor
You obviously have no reading comprehension piroca merda.
Josiah Hall
hungry boys
Ryder Gonzalez
Who attacked the sub??
Leo Young
What's the difference lol
Christopher James
>Who attacked the sub??
NO ONE ATTACKED THE SUB you fucking mong, the Russkie is calling you stupid because you expect him to retaliate against the FUCKING WATER... baka..
A mind is a terrible thing to waste..
Hudson Lee
Turkey.
It was Turkey because they know Russian won’t do shit.
Turkey killed the Russian ambassador and shot down a Russian jet and Russian didn’t do jack shit and just bent over and took it.
Blake Jenkins
>human body
>with hoofs
must've been a demon or something
Gavin Thomas
It's way worse than the Russians are letting on.The core of the sub's nuclear reactor is exposed and it's sitting at the bottom of the Barents Sea which is now showing high levels of radioactivity.
Ian Flores
Several million years and a few levels on the food chain.
Kevin Murphy
>Turkey.
doesn't even have a sub that can withstand those depths. do you even understand hydrodynamic engineering?
Henry Fisher
Isaiah Hernandez
Sometimes machinery catches fire. It is not always an attack.
Tyler Peterson
What’s with the Russians always wanting another Chernobyl?
Didn’t they watch the excellent HBO/Sky production of the same name?
Hudson Nelson
flesh eating crab looks mean as shit wouldnt want to swim near that motherfucker
Chase Perry
I understand there is:
A dead ambassador
A shot down Russian fighter jet
A sink Russian sub
A total lack of Russian response
Kevin Robinson
>barents
Recoverable then. The barents is shallow.
Adam Cruz
>>How come Israel attacked Russia? Don't you know that Bibi has to die now? It's the only option.
Because they're anti-semitic.
Also, take a look here: .
Thomas James
>nuclear reactor is exposed
Jaxson Parker
>Sends nuclear pollution into the ocean
Nathaniel Ward
do you realise the boat was smoked. not drowned? all bodies are back at home. sometimes you niggers are beyond reality.
Cameron Morris
now this is funny, I don't care who you are, lol.
(has visions of 3rd-worlders throwing sticks and stones, and yelling curses at waves, after their boat sinks...)
seriously though, it's a bad break losing a bunch of really skilled personnel like that, and we're sorry for your loss.
Henry Hill
Code Pink black helicopter tin foil hat conspiracy theories
Anthony Murphy
Humans are killing the ocean. Plastic, radiation and toxic waste everywhere. Sad.
Owen Diaz
>Projection
David Johnson
>A dead ambassador
Just Putin tying off loose ends after negotiating what he thought was a deal with Michael Flynn to get Russian sanctions lifted without having to backpedal on Crimea (didn't happen).
>A shot down Russian fighter jet
Because of incursion into Turkish airspace without any communications, to test NATO resolve.
>A sink Russian sub
Caused by a random fucking fire in the middle of the ocean.
>A total lack of Russian response
Again, what are they going to do, fight the waves? You represent a failure of the public education system.
Evan Wilson
>What’s with the Russians always wanting another Chernobyl?
what with the American (boomers) always waiting for another jew-media sculfuck and take a huge shit into their brains?
Jeremiah Allen
they are seriously missing like whole lobes of the brain, dude.